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seriously, like i get if you're a loving dirt poor dirt farmer then yeah a pair of twigs are gonna be better than your fingers to shovel some noodles into your gob but you'd think once they got shown the fork they'd be all about that poo poo
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:13 |
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chopsticks add a new level of challenge and excitement to the otherwise mundane task of eating
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:14 |
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Ain't nobody got tine for that.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:16 |
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depends on how the food is made, op. if you use chopsticks the food is prepared and cut for using chopsticks. kinda makes you look like an rear end for assuming otherwise
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXNu9g7r4FE
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:17 |
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yeah, no poo poo.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:17 |
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TEAYCHES posted:depends on how the food is made, op. if you use chopsticks the food is prepared and cut for using chopsticks. kinda makes you look like an rear end for assuming otherwise actually a fork still works better no matter how sticky you make the rice dumbass
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:18 |
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The Protagonist posted:actually a fork still works better no matter how sticky you make the rice dumbass You probably just cant use them correctly because of your creepy retard hands.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:20 |
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TEAYCHES posted:depends on how the food is made, op. if you use chopsticks the food is prepared and cut for using chopsticks. kinda makes you look like an rear end for assuming otherwise What Chinese/Asian food can you not eat with western utensils? I can think of many western foods you cant eat with chopsticks.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:20 |
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Hobohemian posted:You probably just cant use them correctly because of your creepy retard hands. i can and have and they're inferior
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:21 |
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The Protagonist posted:actually a fork still works better no matter how sticky you make the rice dumbass sorry you are bad at using chopsticks, a skill billions of other people have
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:21 |
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TEAYCHES posted:sorry you are bad at using chopsticks, a skill billions of other people have sorry that you can't recognize a superior technology, you probably take eastern medicine too
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:22 |
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The Protagonist posted:sorry that you can't recognize a superior technology, you probably take eastern medicine too i dont, you are just retarded
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:23 |
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You have to use two loving arms just to eat noodles with a fork and spoon. I guess you could do it with one arm like a loving slob poor person that doesn't know any better. Let me stab this limp rear end salad with a fork a thousand times like a complete idiot, or I could use chopsticks and pick it up with the same ease as using two loving fingers. Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Apr 19, 2015 |
# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:24 |
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TEAYCHES posted:sorry you are bad at using chopsticks, a skill billions of other people have yeah, and using the abacus was a skill too
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:24 |
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TEAYCHES posted:i dont, you are just retarded actually its you because you're defending eating with sticks you stupid twat
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:24 |
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The Protagonist posted:actually its you because you're defending eating with sticks you stupid twat its just hosed that you cant use your thumb and forefinger to eat food like billions of others. what a failure.. its honestly sad
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:25 |
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Hobohemian posted:You have to use two loving arms just to eat noodles with a fork and spoon. I guess you could do it with one arm like a loving slob poor person that doesn't know any better. nobody eats noodles with a fork and spoon, they just use a fork
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:26 |
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TEAYCHES posted:its just sad that you cant use your thumb and forefinger to eat food like billions of others. what a failure.. its honestly sad you're a tard
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:26 |
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"eating with sticks" lmao are you prince philip
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:26 |
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TEAYCHES posted:sorry you are bad at using chopsticks, a skill billions of other people have I have no problem admitting i'm bad at using chopsticks, but wh y would I bother becoming good at using them when I could just use a superior method of putting food in my mouth that doesn't take practice? I mean if I go to an asian restaurant and they only give chopsticks I won't be the guy asking for a fork, but it makes the meal take much longer as we all fiddle around with our sticks trying to balance rice grains on them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:26 |
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these natives use sticks and i dont get it
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:27 |
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i'm actually good with chopsticks and it was a huge waste of time the world would be a better place if chopsticks were banned because poor poo poo countries would be more productive and could have shorter lunch breaks
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:27 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:I have no problem admitting i'm bad at using chopsticks, but wh y would I bother becoming good at using them when I could just use a superior method of putting food in my mouth that doesn't take practice? I mean if I go to an asian restaurant and they only give chopsticks I won't be the guy asking for a fork, but it makes the meal take much longer as we all fiddle around with our sticks trying to balance rice grains on them. because its loving shameful to be unable to use chopsticks to put food in your mouth, like billions of children do
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:27 |
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i eat the stuff that comes in big chunks like meat and eggplant with chopsticks and then i try the rice and get like ten grains at a time if i'm careful or more like two grains if i put soy sauce on it and then it's like god gently caress this and i eat the rest with my fork and i feel like kind of an idiot although it doesn't matter at all. im gay
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:27 |
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The Protagonist posted:i'm actually good with chopsticks and it was a huge waste of time yeah i dont believe you. i bet you struggle horribly every time your baby rear end is forced to use chopsticks. must be hard to fulfill a childrens task
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:28 |
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Bruce Kison posted:What Chinese/Asian food can you not eat with western utensils? I can think of many western foods you cant eat with chopsticks. Have you ever tried stabbing sushi with a fork?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:28 |
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TEAYCHES posted:because its loving shameful to be unable to use chopsticks to put food in your mouth, like billions of childrens do should we stop using toilet paper too because there are millions of people that just use their left hand
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:29 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:should we stop using toilet paper too because there are millions of people that just use their left hand maybe if you are unable to wipe yourself, yes
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:29 |
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Dresh posted:Have you ever tried stabbing sushi with a fork? sushi is finger food dumbass
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:31 |
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TEAYCHES posted:yeah i dont believe you. i bet you struggle horribly every time your baby rear end is forced to use chopsticks. must be hard to fulfill a childrens task it's actually really loving easy and also inferior to using a fork
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:31 |
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Dresh posted:Have you ever tried stabbing sushi with a fork? Techincally, sushi's really just Japanese finger food. You're supposed to grab it with your fingers and dunk it in soy sauce like a donut in coffee.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:32 |
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Bruce Kison posted:sushi is finger food dumbass Nigiri is finger food, laowai, not all sushi.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:32 |
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One time at my first job I needed to grab some brownies, but the tongs were gone so I turned around some spoons and used them as chopsticks. Thank god I know how to use chopsticks or work would have come to a grinding halt. Chopsticks are a practical life skill like building fires and winning video games.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:32 |
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Young Freud posted:Techincally, sushi's really just Japanese finger food. You're supposed to grab it with your fingers and dunk it in soy sauce like a donut in coffee.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:33 |
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I don't mind giving an honest effort to using chopsticks but given the choice I'd definitely use a fork
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:33 |
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Dresh posted:One time at my first job I needed to grab some brownies, but the tongs were gone so I turned around some spoons and used them as chopsticks. Thank god I know how to use chopsticks or work would have come to a grinding halt. Chopsticks are a practical life skill like building fires and winning video games. what's wrong with just putting a glove on and using your hands
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:34 |
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eating with chopsticks is easy and fun
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:35 |
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Dresh posted:One time at my first job I needed to grab some brownies, but the tongs were gone so I turned around some spoons and used them as chopsticks. Thank god I know how to use chopsticks or work would have come to a grinding halt. Chopsticks are a practical life skill like building fires and winning video games. yeah you're implicitly acknowledging that if the tongs were present thats what you would have used the abacus vs calculator comparison is really apt
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 06:35 |
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Chopsticks are just as useful as acupuncture.
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