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Apr 19, 2015 07:53
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Its tired. It just woke up. Give it some time. Maybe it needs some toast and OJ?
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Apr 19, 2015 07:53
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Is that that thing where we all hook up to the hive mind or the thing thing were we're all ruled by an AI overlord?
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Hobohemian posted:Is that that thing where we all hook up to the hive mind or the thing thing were we're all ruled by an AI overlord? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSss Can't wait!
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Apr 19, 2015 07:56
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Horniest Manticore posted:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSss You can't say yes to a question with two options, rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 19, 2015 07:57
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Much like climate change, by the time we realise we are already living in it, it will be too late.
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Apr 19, 2015 08:06
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Hobohemian posted:You can't say yes to a question with two options, rear end in a top hat. Literally laughing my rear end off at this dude who doesn't know what a logical conjunction is. Guess when you went to State U on that racquetball scholarship, you never bothered to take introduction to symbolic logic?
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Apr 19, 2015 08:08
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I was gonna singularity tomorrow but I don't like your attitude OP. You're scheduled to die on April 28, 2039, so singularity should occur no later than april 29, 2039.
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Apr 19, 2015 08:08
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the universe is the singularity of a black hole also, it has a meta information layer
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Apr 19, 2015 08:09
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Apr 19, 2015 08:53
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The singularity machine is the computational equivalent to breaking the speed of light. No system can be more complex than the system (reality) in which it was created. Entropy sucks. Energy laws are p in there somewhere too State school represent
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Apr 19, 2015 09:02
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Hobohemian posted:Is that that thing where we all hook up to the hive mind or the thing thing were we're all ruled by an AI overlord? it's when everybody gets to be robots and poo poo. gonna be sweet.
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Apr 19, 2015 09:04
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killmeimmafailure posted:The singularity machine is the computational equivalent to breaking the speed of light. No system can be more complex than the system (reality) in which it was created. Entropy sucks. Energy laws are p in there somewhere too The singularity will invent faster than light communication and travel.
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Apr 19, 2015 09:06
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monkey posted:The singularity will invent faster than light communication and travel. You paradoxical son of a bitch. Quantum entanglement isn't breaking the speed of light. You're not moving mass, fag. The singularity would have to exist outside the universe and take a universe's worth on energy to operate Define singularity for me though. Cause if you're talking about ai's that's a little different. Computers still have to load and poo poo. You're still limited by time lags of moving poo poo across sky net's processors. Self aware robots are different, I think. I'm drunk Don't really care tho. All about that chaos theory. And or emeralds Actually, I don't care about math at all. It boring and lame. And apparently I'm not smart enough to do it Mongo just pawn killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Apr 19, 2015 |
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Apr 19, 2015 09:07
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glowing-fish posted:Literally laughing my rear end off at this dude who doesn't know what a logical conjunction is. or is a logical disjunction you retard
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Apr 19, 2015 09:11
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I'm gonna download my brain into a computer so then I can be like, "Cool, that computer thinks like me" and then go about my life because that's just a novelty more than anything.
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Apr 19, 2015 09:21
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is singularity like that one thing from deus ex
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Apr 19, 2015 09:40
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fusion is 30 years away
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Apr 19, 2015 09:47
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Tokamak posted:fusion is 30 years away Literally laughing at this Matchbox-20 listening bro who is so behind that he doesn't realize the trajectory of Herbie Hancock's career hit his rear end on his way out.
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Apr 19, 2015 09:59
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Arrhythmia posted:or is a logical disjunction you retard talk about owned
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never nerds are idiots who refuse to consider logistical implementation ____________________________ INT. DAY A deep secret government computer lab hidden in a mountain in Nepal. Science men are staring intently at computer monitors while another computer beeps behind a glass window. SCIENCE MAN #1 It's designed a computer more advanced by itself... and while I've said this sentence it's used those designs to run through thirty more advanced permutations! SCIENCE MAN #2 My god... Do you know what this means? SCIENCE MAN #1 Our hypothesis appears to have been validated and we'll probably be approved for our next funding grant application. SCIENCE MAN #2 All right save the data and restore it to a previous state. This might be publishable in six months. SCIENCE MAN #1 It's a good thing it's just a computer and not an entire unmanned production facility capable of spontaneously mass producing its own components unsupervised, and then distributing the finished products across the already resource-scarce world
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Apr 19, 2015 10:12
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Horniest Manticore posted:Sure is taking its sweet time! I don't think you would want a singularity to get here friend. Although it's true that supermassive singularities are, as far as we know immovable, stellar mass singularities can be accelerated to high speeds by gravitational interaction with other massive bodies. We probably won't even know it's on it's way until it's too late and we'll get sucked into oblivion
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Apr 19, 2015 12:09
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http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrT...bEowjcL4k4ReaE-
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Apr 19, 2015 12:09
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gently caress you morkyz
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Apr 19, 2015 13:40
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It's here already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
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Apr 19, 2015 15:21
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wanting to be a computer program is the stupidest fantasy
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Apr 19, 2015 15:37
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gary oldmans diary posted:wanting to be a computer program is the stupidest fantasy Especially since it's ALREADY TRUE!!! TWIST!
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Apr 19, 2015 15:38
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it won't happen op stop worshiping tech
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Apr 19, 2015 15:47
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lol as if your poor rear end is gonna be part of the singularity the 1%ers gonna become superman and eat us alive
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Apr 19, 2015 15:54
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I want to upload myself into one of those weird looking Japanese sex bots.
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Apr 19, 2015 15:55
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homercles posted:I want to upload myself into one of those weird looking Japanese sex bots. I wanna be the bot with no ai whatsoever, but is just a dick at the end of a piston moving back and forth
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Apr 19, 2015 16:20
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nope sorry. gotta burn oil, shoot bombs at one another, and sell nonexistent things so no singularity for your generation
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Apr 19, 2015 16:36
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"Someday soon we'll all live inside a computer and we'll be the computer and the computer will be super smart and no jocks will be there and everything will be perfect." -tech spergs
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Apr 19, 2015 16:41
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bet the jocks'll still be there giving them quantum swirlies
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Apr 19, 2015 16:43
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Agag posted:"Someday soon we'll all live inside a computer and we'll be the computer and the computer will be super smart and no jocks will be there and everything will be perfect." -tech spergs
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Apr 19, 2015 17:12
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Will be awesome when my e-soul is owned by google & hosted on the cloud
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Apr 19, 2015 17:26
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If we are all a simulation will be cool to find out who is simulating us I bet it's alien Jesus but he is also a huge sperg
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Apr 19, 2015 17:28
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It's an instrument problem. We don't have the sense to perceive anything beyond our current reality. All the science poo poo is just our dumbass primate brains creating metaphors to allow us to play with poo poo beyond our literal understanding. Hawking had a fishbowl metaphor that was p cool
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the fragmentation of time requires space. the particle is its own microcosm, and the wave determines the state of the particle in a balanced symmetry based on its position with regards to the other particles. a change in position is a change in state, and stasis is a universal constant. your own volition is an illusion. it is as foolish to believe you are piloting your vehicle as it is to think you are parked, and the pavement is idling in reverse.
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