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Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

seriously, outside of german-americans in the South , jew girls are statistically the most likely to be stacked, have great asses, and not fatty boom-booms.

did all the rabbis and elders back on some 18th century shtetls concoct a massive bene gesserit style breeding program to ultimately produce the hottest ladies on earth??

some sort of kwiz-rear end hada-rack?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
all that inbreeding was leading to something homie

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Dynastocles posted:

seriously, outside of german-americans in the South , jew girls are statistically the most likely to be stacked, have great asses, and not fatty boom-booms.

did all the rabbis and elders back on some 18th century shtetls concoct a massive bene gesserit style breeding program to ultimately produce the hottest ladies on earth??

some sort of kwiz-rear end hada-rack?

jews are actually reptilian, their mind control lets them seem like attractive humans in order to make you trust them and let them scam u

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Are we talking European Jews or Israeli Jews? At least with the latter I just think all women from the Eastern Mediterranean region are stupidly hot.

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Is there a Godwin for posting Lena Dunham cuz pretend I dos that

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
they have 90% likelihood of huge schnozzes and also taking all of my gold so no thank you OP

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

the shnoz comes with the territory

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
god's chosen people. Smoking hot wimmins are a sign of jewgod's favor

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I like Jewish girl; I even made a thread about it

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


A jewess may have a beak but goddamn if that breast ain't glorious

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I love those curly fry hairs they got its like Cajun up there and down south

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

so if your a jew you get a be the ceo of a fortune 500 company and have a sexy lady wife? please make me a jew, i have a lot of nazism in my family history but i think we can put that aside

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
confirmation bias

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
As someone who has been out with a number of Jewish women I can confirm that OP's assumptions are incorrect. Apart maybe from breast size.

Why is GBS fixated on Jews?

therattle fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Apr 19, 2015

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

therattle posted:

As someone who has been out with a number of Jewish women I can confirm that OP's assumptions are incorrect. Apart maybe from breast size.

Why is GBS fixated on Jews?

they're sexy; lena dunham being an exception

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

dated a few jew broads back in college, would recommend. just dont expect anything serious if you're not a jew. thats fine though. they are all super pro at bjs somehow.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
would do the chick from glee

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
they're the chosen people

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

therattle posted:

Why is GBS fixated on Jews?

Welp, blacks and gays are off limits so let's pick on the Jews!

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

gonna need more pics imo

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

therattle posted:

As someone who has been out with a number of Jewish women I can confirm that OP's assumptions are incorrect. Apart maybe from breast size.

Why is GBS fixated on Jews?

Most of gbs has never lived in an area with a significant Jewish population.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

LegoPirateNinja posted:

Most of gbs has never lived in an area with a significant Jewish population.

Having lived in Brooklyn before right near the border with a serious orthodox area, I can confirm that a lot of the Jewish women are really stacked. But the crazy that goes along with it is not worth the hassle.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Germstore posted:

would do the chick from glee

I thought she was Italian. Not that there's much difference.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Benny Harvey posted:

I thought she was Italian. Not that there's much difference.

Half Italian. Half Jewish.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

She's a pedophile who molested her sister.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG


although to be fair she was pretty skinny and had small boobies

hot as gently caress tho

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
even the legendary charlie sheen only dared to hover hands this



it took a real american PATRICK SWAYZE to tame this kosher goddess

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

RedHotKick posted:

gonna need more pics imo

some jews did the silk road merchant thing and centuries later this happened

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

RedHotKick posted:

gonna need more pics imo

wanna put the horseradish on these gefilte fishes, if ya know what i mean.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

scarlett johansson is the best of both worlds

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

nobody posted anne frank yet

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

nobody posted anne frank yet

She's hidden somewhere in here.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Flesh Forge posted:



although to be fair she was pretty skinny and had small boobies

hot as gently caress tho

nose job

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
this is only true if your only experience with jews are the one you've seen on tv

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know what would make Jew Girls even more attractive? Bigger boobs.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Cimber posted:

Having lived in Brooklyn before right near the border with a serious orthodox area, I can confirm that a lot of the Jewish women are really stacked. But the crazy that goes along with it is not worth the hassle.

Yeah. Jewish girls are really awesome until they are totally not and suddenly they're making your life absolute hell.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Gaunab posted:

nose job

She's talked about it, she actually regrets it now because her kids ask her wtf mommy why do you have a big nose in this movie

i surrender

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this is not true.

its a 90% likelihood of a butch face?

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