everyday. i look into the mirror and i look more and more like that fucker. i pound some whiskey and call my mother. i dont give a poo poo what she says. the call ends and i head to the bar. "beer and 8cl vodka". i watch a game of terrible hockey and talk to men in their 50s. i wake up the next morning, still a bit drunk and the cycle repeats.
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waveformghost posted:i pound my mother
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:21 |
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8cl? are you in the star trek bar with woopy goldfarb?
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:21 |
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Every day I look in the mirror and realize I don't resemble anyone in my family. I am however developing all of the personality traits I hate about my mother.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:22 |
my dog
waveformghost fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 19, 2015 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:26 |
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both of my parents were very attractive and i'm a definite mix of both only i somehow am not very attractive and yes it drives me to get drunk as gently caress on the reg
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:30 |
I've never met my dad so I have no idea if I look like him but he was a degenerate in exactly the same ways as I am so I imagine we're very similar.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:31 |
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nah my dad's thin
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:32 |
fyodor posted:8cl? are you in the star trek bar with woopy goldfarb? futuristic hellscape of lady europa
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 16:44 |
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I'm a clone of my dad, down to our pathetic beards and tiny dicks
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:44 |
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Honestly, one day I was looking though some photo albums and thinking a bunch of times to myself, "I don't remember getting this picture taken there. I've never even been to--oh wait, that's my dad."
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:46 |
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No op, I do not my dad everyday
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:50 |
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The best way to stop those process is to get a job and don't impregnate sluts.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:52 |
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OP this spoke to me I hope you are doing well.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:53 |
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I go back in time and bang my mom on the reg so yes I probably am my dad op
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 17:59 |
do you own a gun? you should end your life
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:00 |
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waveformghost posted:do you own a gun? you should end your life How are you doing OP.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:04 |
post-modern prozac-modern
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:07 |
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I'm having an alright day.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:09 |
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My dad was a cock
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:11 |
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waveformghost posted:post-modern post mortem on you after i knock your rear end out 1hq bitch
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:12 |
thats kinda gay
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:17 |
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I look like my mom now.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:19 |
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my dad is a successful person with a family and purpose so no i am nothing like my dad *kills self*
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:21 |
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Whorelord posted:I'm a clone of my dad, down to our pathetic beards and tiny dicks Same here except it's male pattern baldness and my dad is hung. I managed to get every gene but that one. Thanks, dad.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 18:49 |
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I just knocked out the op Fool's sleepin rn
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:13 |
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psyopmonkey2 posted:I look like my mom now. uh we doubt ii
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:14 |
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Inevitable posted:My dad was a cock he's kinda cute
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:14 |
i will gently caress you up irl
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:14 |
or maybe just gently caress you im not too into violence which you prefer
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:16 |
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Dang op just woke up after I put him on the ground. If op try n step up again it's just gonna be another naptime for him courtesy of ya boy's 1hittaquitta
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:21 |
weak sassin ill hack you rear end. next time you wake your pc will be full of ten kinds porno illegal in the civilized world
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:26 |
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psyopmonkey2 posted:I look like my mom now. lol
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:32 |
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If you hax my computer im gonna hax ur mom's pussy best believe that homeboy
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:43 |
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i my dad op
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:43 |
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what if dad is you
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:45 |
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wow
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:46 |
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psyopmonkey2 posted:I look like my mom now. lol
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 19:46 |
lmao. your gonna wake up with a 3½ floppy next to your pillow all titled "sex with your mama (1/8)" hope you have a commodore amiga nigga hahaha
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oblique posted:what if dad is you
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