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waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

everyday. i look into the mirror and i look more and more like that fucker. i pound some whiskey and call my mother. i dont give a poo poo what she says. the call ends and i head to the bar. "beer and 8cl vodka". i watch a game of terrible hockey and talk to men in their 50s. i wake up the next morning, still a bit drunk

and the cycle repeats.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

waveformghost posted:

i pound my mother

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

8cl? are you in the star trek bar with woopy goldfarb?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Every day I look in the mirror and realize I don't resemble anyone in my family. I am however developing all of the personality traits I hate about my mother.

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

my dog

waveformghost fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 19, 2015

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
both of my parents were very attractive and i'm a definite mix of both only i somehow am not very attractive and yes it drives me to get drunk as gently caress on the reg

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I've never met my dad so I have no idea if I look like him but he was a degenerate in exactly the same ways as I am so I imagine we're very similar.

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
nah my dad's thin

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

fyodor posted:

8cl? are you in the star trek bar with woopy goldfarb?

futuristic hellscape of lady europa

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I'm a clone of my dad, down to our pathetic beards and tiny dicks

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Honestly, one day I was looking though some photo albums and thinking a bunch of times to myself, "I don't remember getting this picture taken there. I've never even been to--oh wait, that's my dad."

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

No op, I do not my dad everyday

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
The best way to stop those process is to get a job and don't impregnate sluts.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP this spoke to me I hope you are doing well.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I go back in time and bang my mom on the reg so yes I probably am my dad op

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

do you own a gun? you should end your life

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

waveformghost posted:

do you own a gun? you should end your life

How are you doing OP.

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

post-modern

prozac-modern

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm having an alright day.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
My dad was a cock


Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

waveformghost posted:

post-modern

prozac-modern

post mortem

on you

after i knock your rear end out

1hq bitch

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

thats kinda gay

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I look like my mom now.

:smith:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
my dad is a successful person with a family and purpose so no i am nothing like my dad *kills self*

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Whorelord posted:

I'm a clone of my dad, down to our pathetic beards and tiny dicks

Same here except it's male pattern baldness and my dad is hung. I managed to get every gene but that one. Thanks, dad.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I just knocked out the op

Fool's sleepin rn

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I look like my mom now.

:smith:

uh we doubt ii

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

My dad was a cock




he's kinda cute

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

i will gently caress you up irl

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

or maybe just gently caress you im not too into violence which you prefer

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Dang op just woke up after I put him on the ground. If op try n step up again it's just gonna be another naptime for him courtesy of ya boy's 1hittaquitta

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

weak sassin ill hack you rear end. next time you wake your pc will be full of ten kinds porno illegal in the civilized world

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I look like my mom now.

:smith:

lol

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

If you hax my computer im gonna hax ur mom's pussy best believe that homeboy

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

i my dad op

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
what if dad is you

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

wow

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I look like my mom now.

:smith:

lol

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

lmao. your gonna wake up with a 3½ floppy next to your pillow all titled "sex with your mama (1/8)" hope you have a commodore amiga nigga hahaha

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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

oblique posted:

what if dad is you

:eek:

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