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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
I see a lot of posts about short men being bad and that they should be ashamed, but nothing makes me hotter than a short man

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i like short men too

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
They can lay on me without crushing me, they are easier to make small spoon, which I like...lots of advantages

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I think hobbits are cool

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
Being a short man is a terrible affliction, but I don't hate them for it.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
My fantasy is a tiny hobbit man fingering the poo poo out of me while we're tripping on shrooms

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Crewmine posted:

Being a short man is a terrible affliction, but I don't hate them for it.

Why on earth would it be an affliction to be cute as hell?

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

My fantasy is a tiny hobbit man fingering the poo poo out of me while we're tripping on shrooms

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle is pretty much the ideal man. That's how he scored a hot babe like Natasha.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
Gangly looking gently caress: "Lol manlets"

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Gillette would like to disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
She's talking about penises actually, not height.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

ham_sanitizer posted:

Gangly looking gently caress: "Lol manlets"

[in displeasing baritone] Manlets

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

coldplay chiptunes posted:

She's talking about penises actually, not height.

It's both.

/r/short btw OP. Enjoy.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


would you rather be a short man or a conventionally unattractive woman?

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
it's all about girth

the ladies like a girthy man

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

would you rather be a short man or a conventionally unattractive woman?

im a Conventionally Unattractive Man, cum for short

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
I think gbs's short hate is just men trying to find something, anything good about themselves or desperately trying to rationalize failure

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I don't like short men, how can a short little fag ever hope to dominate me? Plus if I have heels on then Im even taller than him and its like, Shouldn't I be the one loving you?

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

Irrational Bees posted:

I don't like short men, how can a short little fag ever hope to dominate me? Plus if I have heels on then Im even taller than him and its like, Shouldn't I be the one loving you?

yes pls

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

would you rather be a short man or a conventionally unattractive woman?

a short man can always hope to be rich someday

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Irrational Bees posted:

I don't like short men, how can a short little fag ever hope to dominate me? Plus if I have heels on then Im even taller than him and its like, Shouldn't I be the one loving you?

Yeah subverting society's expectations isn't hot at all and I'm sure you are veeeery open sexually

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

Yeah subverting society's expectations isn't hot at all and I'm sure you are veeeery open sexually

I am, I'm a tranni slut.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Being 5'7 sucks.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I have an extremely tall friend and he's p retarded

I have no short friends because loving lol, just no

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Irrational Bees posted:

I am, I'm a tranni slut.

a tranny slut that's insecure and afraid of being seen as non dominant lol

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

a tranny slut that's insecure and afraid of being seen as non dominant lol

??? No, I just dont like short men and they don't turn me on sexually? Stop projecting.

e: also by the words I said im afraid of being seen as dominant, you loving oval office. Thats why I date big guy

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

a tranny slut that's insecure and afraid of being seen as non dominant lol
Did you even read the post? lol

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
dating a short guy isn't too bad, it's an excuse for me to not try wearing heels over 4"

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Did you even read the post? lol

No

www
Aug 4, 2010

Irrational Bees posted:

I don't like short men, how can a short little fag ever hope to dominate me? Plus if I have heels on then Im even taller than him and its like, Shouldn't I be the one loving you?

me first

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Did you even read the post? lol

After reading the post, I would say it's still a fear of losing status, namely, being seen with a short dude

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

After reading the post, I would say it's still a fear of losing status, namely, being seen with a short dude
There you go.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

its all about that sexual market value.. you got that SMV?? you got that SMV??

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

ham_sanitizer posted:

After reading the post, I would say it's still a fear of losing status, namely, being seen with a short dude

Even this isn't true, short little men just can toss me around how I like. Its not a being seen thing, lol.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Irrational Bees posted:

I don't like short men, how can a short little fag ever hope to dominate me? Plus if I have heels on then Im even taller than him and its like, Shouldn't I be the one loving you?

all men can rape you pretty much

every single man you pass on the street could physically overpower and rape you

even the ones in wheel chairs









better buy a gun

www
Aug 4, 2010

as a 5'9 short male i appreciate this thread, thanks op

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

cool tree bro posted:

all men can rape you pretty much

every single man you pass on the street could physically overpower and rape you

even the ones in wheel chairs









better buy a gun

I have pepper spray and a tazer, the good old state of Washington says I can't have a gun.

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Irrational Bees posted:

Even this isn't true, short little men just can toss me around how I like. Its not a being seen thing, lol.

What about a strong short guy, why are you making this about height?

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