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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Yaos posted:

I knew you could do it. You get a gold star.

Yes. It is clear how sheltered all you unique snowflakes are. Let me explain, I live in reality. Most people live in an imaginary world.

My writing style comes from the way I speak. I speak in expressions like everybody else in a mafia infested city. Mississippi had abysmal IQ rates and the way some of you can't understand me makes it clear that you don't get out much. If you do you hang around your same color, your same culture, etc etc etc.

It ain't like that down here. Us intelligent folks, when we care for the stupid people...let's be real here. Some people are born stupid some are born geniuses. It isn't a lack of character or soul, it's simple genetics. We speak different, we all do.

Some people say one word that means one word. I speak in broad generalizations and expressions. People either understand or ask questions and I elaborate, or they are just stupidified. It's not my fault your street smarts are abysmal and you're a loser virgin shut in.

Go gently caress yourselves, if you can't read the writing on the wall then I have no idea what to tell you. The world is heading into world war 3. A metric gently caress ton of people are about to die in the coming years. Don't believe me? Haha. When some crazy wild eyed street wise mother fucker saves you from whatever your fate may be, look him in the eye and say thank you. That's me.

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Quellar
Dec 21, 2007
quit staring at me

Told Two Times posted:

Yes. It is clear how sheltered all you unique snowflakes are. Let me explain, I live in reality. Most people live in an imaginary world.

My writing style comes from the way I speak. I speak in expressions like everybody else in a mafia infested city. Mississippi had abysmal IQ rates and the way some of you can't understand me makes it clear that you don't get out much. If you do you hang around your same color, your same culture, etc etc etc.

It ain't like that down here. Us intelligent folks, when we care for the stupid people...let's be real here. Some people are born stupid some are born geniuses. It isn't a lack of character or soul, it's simple genetics. We speak different, we all do.

Some people say one word that means one word. I speak in broad generalizations and expressions. People either understand or ask questions and I elaborate, or they are just stupidified. It's not my fault your street smarts are abysmal and you're a loser virgin shut in.

Go gently caress yourselves, if you can't read the writing on the wall then I have no idea what to tell you. The world is heading into world war 3. A metric gently caress ton of people are about to die in the coming years. Don't believe me? Haha. When some crazy wild eyed street wise mother fucker saves you from whatever your fate may be, look him in the eye and say thank you. That's me.

You type in word salad because you are a schizo, not because you live in da hood.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Quellar posted:

You type in word salad because you are a schizo, not because you live in da hood.

I moved out of the hood a long time ago. So riddle me this, what have you ever accomplished in your life? Why are you special? I was a history major in college. Will you live forever in history?

I doubt it, don't even lie. Fade into silence you nobody.

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD

Told Two Times posted:

I moved out of the hood a long time ago. So riddle me this, what have you ever accomplished in your life? Why are you special? I was a history major in college. Will you live forever in history?

I doubt it, don't even lie. Fade into silence you nobody.

sorry about your brain :(

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

fyodor posted:

this aint no mkultra poo poo just a bad batch of nuke from the usual dipshit skinhead rv cookers. loretta's gonna regret moving a grain of that poo poo let alone several keys. bitch thinks she a muad'dib of sherman and 42nd.

lol this is some funny poo poo, whatever it means.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sounds like we need to be Told Three Times instead.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


OMFG FURRY posted:

stay safe schizophrenia ghost

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
pretty sure told two times peed on my leg on the #4 last week

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
i'm not naming names but somebody itt sounds like dr casio

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

fyodor posted:

this aint no mkultra poo poo just a bad batch of nuke from the usual dipshit skinhead rv cookers. loretta's gonna regret moving a grain of that poo poo let alone several keys. bitch thinks she a muad'dib of sherman and 42nd.

This ain't no nsa psychological operation beyond top secret trial run. This is a bad hot shot sent to the wrong mother fuckers. They should've let some junkie test that garbage before they sold it all.

loving dumb as rocks inbred Warren county sheriff and Mississippi bureau of narcotics illuminati wannabes done ducked up now!!! The rabbit has been pulled out the worm hole and it's eating everybody from the inside out.

200 pounds of bath salts contaminated poo poo and those hundreds of pounds of Mexican brick weed and that's just the beginning. That poo poo went from DEA hands down to the lowest of low scumbag come up artist and ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE ALL OVER MISSISSIPPI.

AWWW YEAH SON WHOS FUXKING WHO NOW BEEEYOOTCHH

LOOK AT YOU NOW YOU CRIMINAL INFORMANT DIRTY COP PABLO ESCOBAR WANNBES CANT EVEN CLEAN YOUR FUXKING MESS UP!!!!

OH and you want me to clean it up? Upper management has tied our hands. We are just sitting back enjoying the show. Mafia don't care about dirty cops being locked up in rooms and gangraped by coke heads to death. We don't give a gently caress!

ENJOY DEATH rear end in a top hat. There's a huuuge stack of resumes. Everybody wants to wear a badge. You will be replaced. All you're doing now is making your afterlife in hell worse.

Nyah see! Suck my cock feds. Did you enjoy that rotten hooker pussy? The ultimate set up!

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
i want to believe

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
It was herbicides.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32372502

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

literally this big posted:

It was herbicides.
Something like paraquat?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

paraquat posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32365830
Sounds like a methanol intoxication, but I guess the WHO isnt stupid enough not to consider that,
so...its a mystery!

We're all going to die

its a bad cover story for some mercenaries releasing sarin gas to clear out indigenous people so they can put their refineries/oilfields in its place

hth

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm a piss boy

I'm a real lovely poo butt

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

naem posted:

I'm a piss boy

I'm a real lovely poo butt

pm me ;]

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

naem posted:

I'm a piss boy

I'm a real lovely poo butt

Can I fart on you?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2015/04/10/around-million-spice-seized-jackson-apartment/25587753/

Well, do you believe? All the weed is seized by the Mississippi bureau of narcotics and sprayed with spice. This is to fire up people into not voting for Marijuana legalization in Mississippi next year. That's just a fall guy (and gal) Look at their eyes...

...demons

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
bullshit demons are white

SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
Zombies!

Glad Im still living in my y2k bomb shelter. You guys are hosed.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Told Two Times posted:

http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2015/04/10/around-million-spice-seized-jackson-apartment/25587753/

Well, do you believe? All the weed is seized by the Mississippi bureau of narcotics and sprayed with spice. This is to fire up people into not voting for Marijuana legalization in Mississippi next year. That's just a fall guy (and gal) Look at their eyes...

...demons

the spice must flow :D

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

bullshit demons are white

How the gently caress do you figure? It depends on how strong of a person you are and your moral alignment. Demons are weak, you hold them in the palm of your hand. They are pitiful evil people who are easily controlled. Devils, on the other hand, always have their hands on you. You cannot fight them head on they are too powerful. You must run from devils.

Those are DEA house slaves they are demons! The DEA are the *devils*. Understand?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Told Two Times posted:

How the gently caress do you figure? It depends on how strong of a person you are and your moral alignment. Demons are weak, you hold them in the palm of your hand. They are pitiful evil people who are easily controlled. Devils, on the other hand, always have their hands on you. You cannot fight them head on they are too powerful. You must run from devils.

Those are DEA house slaves they are demons! The DEA are the *devils*. Understand?

wisdom

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Illuminati sex Magick ritual photographed. This is not work safe. Not for the faint of heart. It might even make your dick hard.

:nws:http://gals.shemaleprivate.com/grooby/shemaleyum2/1970/1.html:nws:

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Told Two Times posted:

Illuminati sex Magick ritual photographed. This is not work safe. Not for the faint of heart. It might even make your dick hard.

:nws:http://gals.shemaleprivate.com/grooby/shemaleyum2/1970/1.html:nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


LOOK TOLD TW1CE.

MEESA LOST ME MONEY 1N VCKSBURG,MS LAST WEEKEND

MEESA HAVE BROKE KEYBOARD BUT LOST MONEYS AT LADY LUCK.

YOUSAH TALK ABOUT CUNN1LNGO1DS LAPP1NG UP THE BULL GOD'S MENSES, BUT YOU SAH NO SPEAKEE OF THE BLOOD LOST ON THE R1VER BY BOATS DOCKED NETHER 1N MS OR LA.

THEYSAH BE GOVERNMENT BOATS WHERE THE HARD WORKNG MANS HELD DOWN BY R1GGED GAM1NG, AND THAT 1S THE REAL D1SEASE. THEY HAVE R1GGED BLACKJACK AND NO OFFER SURRENDER. 1SLE CAPR1 HARRAHS HALBURTON RAYTHEON LOCKHEED MART1AN N1SSAN MOTORSPORTS ET AL CAN BLOW ME.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

get out ebola

i am mystery diseas

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
The Vicksburg police are trying to find a man who jumped in a lake and drowned himself because he thought he was on fire.

Spice *IS* the zombie apocalypse. Is it where you're at or is Mississippi ground zero? Whatever the DEA is lacing drugs with is frying people.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Told Two Times posted:

200 pounds of bath salts

That explains things.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

What's going on here? Is Caro back?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

The Bible posted:

What's going on here? Is Caro back?

lol i hope so. laughter is the best medicine

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Told Two Times posted:

The Vicksburg police are trying to find a man who jumped in a lake and drowned himself because he thought he was on fire.


mississippi burning jajajaja

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Told Two Times posted:

The Vicksburg police are trying to find a man who jumped in a lake and drowned himself because he thought he was on fire.

its me im the guy who jumped in the lake

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Told Two Times posted:

Yes. It is clear how sheltered all you unique snowflakes are. Let me explain, I live in reality. Most people live in an imaginary world.

My writing style comes from the way I speak. I speak in expressions like everybody else in a mafia infested city. Mississippi had abysmal IQ rates and the way some of you can't understand me makes it clear that you don't get out much. If you do you hang around your same color, your same culture, etc etc etc.

It ain't like that down here. Us intelligent folks, when we care for the stupid people...let's be real here. Some people are born stupid some are born geniuses. It isn't a lack of character or soul, it's simple genetics. We speak different, we all do.

Some people say one word that means one word. I speak in broad generalizations and expressions. People either understand or ask questions and I elaborate, or they are just stupidified. It's not my fault your street smarts are abysmal and you're a loser virgin shut in.

Go gently caress yourselves, if you can't read the writing on the wall then I have no idea what to tell you. The world is heading into world war 3. A metric gently caress ton of people are about to die in the coming years. Don't believe me? Haha. When some crazy wild eyed street wise mother fucker saves you from whatever your fate may be, look him in the eye and say thank you. That's me.

Take your loving meds. You are clearly a danger to yourself and possibly others.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
the only career path available to you is... amateur surgeon

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

BBC posted:

Ondo government spokesman Kayode Akinmade was quoted as saying by the AFP news agency.

He described the illness as "mysterious".

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Write a book, but with an editor.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

paraquat posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32365830
Sounds like a methanol intoxication, but I guess the WHO isnt stupid enough not to consider that,
so...its a mystery!

We're all going to die

caught the feels

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
missy elliott performing 1, 2 inch penises, probably got a car, my apartment window in the pink salt lamp koolaid and prose writer

the many lol at the leading free ride

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

KiteAuraan posted:

Take your loving meds. You are clearly a danger to yourself and possibly others.

Says the wee a boo poo poo lord with an anime avatar.

I just take one crazy pill a day, how many do you take? Also, LOL at Mississippi burning.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Told Two Times posted:

Says the wee a boo poo poo lord with an anime avatar.

I just take one crazy pill a day, how many do you take? Also, LOL at Mississippi burning.

i say i don't need adobe flash player to satisfy two things up my phone selects

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