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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Also...

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

seems like that would be a cool diet considering you can eat all the fru n' veg you want although i'm a lil confused on what you do after the 30th day, do you just start over or do you go to day 3 so the big calorie days are still weekends? and the fasting day, is it like ramadan fasting where you can eat once the sun goes down or the other kind where you just can't eat at all?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gatekeeper posted:

seems like that would be a cool diet considering you can eat all the fru n' veg you want although i'm a lil confused on what you do after the 30th day, do you just start over or do you go to day 3 so the big calorie days are still weekends? and the fasting day, is it like ramadan fasting where you can eat once the sun goes down or the other kind where you just can't eat at all?

I did this for two weeks with a full 2000cal a day.

It works great. I didnt do the fast day.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im not exactly skinny but i feel really healthy eating around dabout 80,000 calories a day

Troutful
May 31, 2011


sweet find. I'm thinking avocados for breakfast, lunch, dinner

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again

your a retarded stupid bitch.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Surprisingly Dope posted:

your a retarded stupid bitch.

No im not.

Rude!

:colbert:

And, its You're.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

im not exactly skinny but i feel really healthy eating around dabout 80,000 calories a day

Works for Michael Phelps.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

The Heavy from TF-2 seems to be a fairly positive fat videogame character, and also an example of a healthy fat person.



Are you serious? The Heavy must be escorted by a doctor at almost all times to prevent an untimely death.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

There's a kid's version with parents crying that their obese as gently caress kid is getting a restricted diet and how bad they feel that they can't let them stuff their fat faces.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

enjoy your muscle loss

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:



looks p. healthy to me :shrug:
:siren:there a titty on the loose:siren:

too thin ew

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

runupon cracker posted:

enjoy your muscle loss

Thanks!

:wink:

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

because your bones dont get any fatter



This cannot be real... yep, you can see the mesh, it is two 3d model wireframes.

The intestines would be a lot bigger in a person that fat.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
You all probably believe in gravity as it has been proven by the scientific method, but some of you think that the scientific method is wrong but only with regards to the studies that conclude people can be healthy and fat.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
If anybody wants to argue that being fat and healthy is impossible then prove gravity doesn't exist first.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Why drink plain water when gravy is both that water AND protein

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Dely Apple posted:

Why drink plain water when gravy is both that water AND protein
probably better off drinking gravy than sugar water
your body has no sensible plan for what to do with an intake of sugar in excess of what you can immediately burn off and it goes straight onto the cardiovascular disease plan

halleys comet
Feb 29, 2012

Stoic Commie posted:

well you shouldn't be, i wasn't trying to damage your fragile coolness, i am just saying, they are an actual tautology. and what i mean by this, is that they are the same, but different, but totally the same. namaste

Tautology ahoy

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

psyopmonkey posted:

I did this for two weeks with a full 2000cal a day.

It works great. I didnt do the fast day.

Idgi... How do you starve yourself (400-750cal/day) and eat 2000 calories?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Idgi... How do you starve yourself (400-750cal/day) and eat 2000 calories?

Reading comprehension.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I do 2k calories on weight days and 1750 on cardio.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



imhho fat people are gross physically and morally

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

katlington posted:

imhho fat people are gross physically and morally

the extra h is for hefty isnt it

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

Gatekeeper posted:



looks p. healthy to me :shrug:
I like girls who can eat an entire bucket of Jiff with their bare hands

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

because your bones dont get any fatter



theres a real one of these and its much grosser

gary oldmans diary posted:

the extra h is for hefty isnt it

honest/humble depending on which h you mean

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

katlington posted:

theres a real one of these and its much grosser

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Sooooo many farts...

:gonk:

rubber cat
Jul 1, 2002

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
ok asnwer me this goons? how are sumo wrestlers fat but are extremely healthy at the same time?

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

quote:

Asking completely sincerely: Why is being [unhealthy] bad, if you're healthy?

because your obviously causing a paradox irl, and who knows what could happen

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Pookum posted:

ok asnwer me this goons? how are sumo wrestlers fat but are extremely healthy at the same time?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumo

posted:

The negative health effects of the sumo lifestyle can become apparent later in life. Sumo wrestlers have a life expectancy of between 60 and 65, more than 10 years shorter than the average Japanese male. Many develop diabetes, high blood pressure, and are prone to heart attacks. The excessive intake of alcohol can lead to liver problems and the stress on their joints can cause arthritis. Recently, the standards of weight gain are becoming less strict, in an effort to improve the overall health of the wrestlers.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Pookum posted:

ok asnwer me this goons? how are sumo wrestlers fat but are extremely healthy at the same time?

They aren't, they frequently get diabetes and die at 60, ten years shorter than the average life expectancy for the Japanese male.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Charles Bukowski posted:

They aren't, they frequently get diabetes and die at 60, ten years shorter than the average life expectancy for the Japanese male.

ok well if a sumo wrestler isnt healthy why can he still kick your rear end?

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

The only positive representation of fat people in video games is the big tough zombie from zombie games. Fat people take more hits to kill (real life) and also explode when they die (slight exaggeration).

quote:

HENRICO, VA (WWBT) - A crematorium off Mechanicsville Turnpike caught fire Wednesday afternoon as an employee was cremating a 500 pound body. Neighbors could see the smoke billowing from the smokestack around noon. The fire marshal is ruling it an accident.

There have been incidents like this before at cremation companies all over the nation. But in 20 years of working here, the manager at Southside Cremation says it's never happened to them.

He says it happened as a result of the size of the body his workers were processing at the time. When it comes to handling obese bodies, extra steps are taken to ensure the cremation process goes smoothly. Jerry Hendrix says the worker took all the right steps -- but because this particular situation involved a 500 pound body, things took an unexpected turn.

http://www.nbc12.com/story/26737161/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Pookum posted:

ok well if a sumo wrestler isnt healthy why can he still kick your rear end?

Because all day every day they practice throwing another fat guy out of a ring

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Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Pookum posted:

ok well if a sumo wrestler isnt healthy why can he still kick your rear end?

Because unlike your fat rear end he's spending all his time training at a martial art and THEN getting fat.

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