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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Hello no they will not. Welcome to somethings awful dot com. Research has shown that being heavier than 25 BMI gives a reduced risk of mortality at any age. Fat, as they say, is beautiful.

You also never entered my computer to clean the virus.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Wait till he realizes that he mostly lost water and glycogen and real fat loss takes effort beyond giving up fast food and soda.

Also, I gained ten pounds last month from eating donuts every day. Wouldn't trade those donuts for anything, not even an extra twenty years of life.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

veedubfreak posted:

Wait til you realize that I'm also lifting weights too. Crash diets don't work.

Eat less, move more, stop being fat.

Wait till I read enough lifting websites to figure out if you are supposed to cut your calorie intake when you start lifting so I can come back and mock you if your doing it wrong.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
If your favorite thing in the entire world is eating jelly donuts, why not eat jelly donuts? Its not like you would live forever if you didn't eat jelly donuts. Most really fat people I know over the age of 30 have a terrible existence that isn't going to change much if they lose 100 pounds. Why not enjoy the few small comforts they can have in their miserable lives?

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
"You should take what small pleasure you have out of your life because I don't find you aesthetically pleasing" -Something Awful dot com

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Decebal posted:

this applies to heroin too ?

I know lots of opiate addicts too, and their lives are generally miserable (oxy, vics, opanna) and will continue being miserable if they get clean.

I'd prefer they did prozac, but w/e.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Germstore posted:

This would be a really sad post if it wasn't just to make goons mad.

When you guys post neck fungus, you guys see a picture, not a person.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Like Shelly, god bless Shelly. Salt of the earth. She had an non verbal autistic kid and the husband dropped off the face of the earth when the kid hit puberty. She works terrible jobs just for the insurance because she doesn't have a college degree. Her one solace in life is ice cream. She can get a one night stand despite her weight, but she can't get anyone to stay around because of the kid.

You goons tell me how much putting down the spoon is going to improve Shelly's life and I'll pass it along.

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Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

i hope nonverbal autistic kid enjoys having a dead diabetes mom in 8 years

I'm not sure the kid will notice.

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