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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

"fit" and "healthy" in common use are 100% euphamisms for "thin". ask any cancer survivor who went through chemo. especially with women, everyone who knows them is all "oh you look great" and "you're looking healthy" and "you're looking better" fully aware that the person is literally wasting away from illness as their body fails them

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

veedubfreak posted:

No, I used to be skinny as hell. Then I started being an alcoholic for like 15 years and eating junk food all the time. So I'm trying to lose weight again because I don't want to buy new pants.

if your reaction to people who behave self-destructively is "selfe-controel dummbies!!!, gently caress tehm, harden th efuck up!!" then you are not & never were an alcoholic, and really don't know anything at all about compulsive behavior or addiction and have nothing useful or meaningful to say to or about someone in the midst of those sorts of behaviors

e: also your fat lol

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

veedubfreak posted:

If I had to completely give up alcohol, I'd kill myself.

do the world a favor and completely give up alcohol

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Poetic Justice posted:

in 50-100 years from now people will look back and realize this was the period of decadence. using too much fossil fuel, using too much oil, playing too many video games, spending too much money, fighting too many wars, watching too much 18 year old porn, eating too many bigmacs. it's a glorious time to be alive if you are all about consumption with no thought about future consequences

USA oneupped the roman aristocracy bigtime

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

veedubfreak posted:

You first, post proof. The kill youreself part i mean.

no u

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