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just got accepted to law school and I'm so excited!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMvARy0lBLE
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Apr 19, 2015 22:02
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enjoy making the world a better place lol
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Apr 19, 2015 22:04
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ham_sanitizer posted:enjoy making the world a better place lol Right! Such a big responsibility
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Apr 19, 2015 22:10
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Have fun paying off your crippling student loans with the meagre beans public defenders get from negotiating plea deals for unemployed diddlers
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Apr 19, 2015 22:13
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congrats op, what sort of thing would you like to do with your education in law?
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Apr 19, 2015 22:14
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Mameluke posted:Have fun paying off your crippling student loans with the meagre beans public defenders get from negotiating plea deals for unemployed diddlers My parents are gonna pay for it lol
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Apr 19, 2015 22:16
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Mameluke posted:Have fun paying off your crippling student loans with the meagre beans public defenders get from negotiating plea deals for unemployed diddlers Lol @ the notion there are public defender jobs availlable. Have fun doing doc review on contract, you dumb loving 0L.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:16
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Lol @ the notion there are public defender jobs availlable. are you looking for a job right now or something?
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Apr 19, 2015 22:17
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why would you go into law, why not do something productive for society?
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Apr 19, 2015 22:18
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Commie NedFlanders posted:congrats op, what sort of thing would you like to do with your education in law? I'd like to do internal human rights law at the Supreme Court
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Apr 19, 2015 22:19
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Lol @ the notion there are public defender jobs availlable. This only applies if you don't go to a good school, fyi. there are a ton of firm jobs out there for ppl in the T14, fyi. the market has rebounded for the top schools, fyi.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:20
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Lots of jealous people ITT Congrats OP !
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Apr 19, 2015 22:31
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just skip ahead to the part where you're performing overpriced notarial services to your acquaintances like the legal equivalent of mary kay out of your mom's living room (the "upstairs office")
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Apr 19, 2015 22:40
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Sorry OP i went into video game theory. There are plenty of web based "job offerings" I'm skyping an interview right now. 
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Apr 19, 2015 22:42
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posting from a future E/N thread
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Apr 19, 2015 22:43
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Your brain will be like a steel trap, with the bloody foot of law inside it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMS59sxwxs Highbrow Slick fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Apr 19, 2015 |
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Apr 19, 2015 22:46
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A clever troll, indeed.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:47
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Congrats!
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Apr 19, 2015 22:50
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scum
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Apr 19, 2015 22:50
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this is pretty lol, have to add this to the mental bank of ownage for scrubs who actually try to do things
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Apr 19, 2015 23:06
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Doctor J Off posted:this is pretty lol, have to add this to the mental bank of ownage for scrubs who actually try to do things Here's another in the same ballpark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obTNwPJvOI8 Does anyone have that quote from some GBS thread years ago about going to law school and interspersed with regular advice it features things about infant sacrifice and the God of Whispers?
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Apr 19, 2015 23:16
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Hey OP i'm a divorce lawyer you can come do family law with me LOL I'm missing part of an eyebrow from stress
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Apr 19, 2015 23:23
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ham_sanitizer posted:are you looking for a job right now or something? Oh hell no, I was in biglaw and left. gently caress all that noise, lawyers suck.
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Apr 19, 2015 23:33
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Didn't you read the law school thread rear end in a top hat? It said don't go to law school, no jobs. Geez!
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Apr 19, 2015 23:52
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Kuato posted:Didn't you read the law school thread rear end in a top hat? It said don't go to law school, no jobs. Geez! Several hundred firms come to my school every year to recruit our students for high-paying, six-figure jobs. Maybe the folks in that thread went to the wrong schools? 
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Apr 19, 2015 23:55
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Law school, like business school, is the basic bitch of graduate education. By which I mean it's for basic betabitches without any discernible talent. Did you at least get into a T1 school? If not, enjoy making $40k a year.
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Apr 19, 2015 23:56
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No yeah, it's a complete meritocracy and there's no room for any sort of errors. The best people always go to the right schools and get the best jobs.
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Apr 19, 2015 23:58
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I've been watching better call Saul and after like 9 episodes he's still poor as poo poo. Don't do it op.
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losermeme posted:I'd like to do internal human rights law at the Supreme Court This right here is where you went too far. Also, everyone believe what the soveriegn citizen mental patient believes about jobs.
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Apr 20, 2015 00:30
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right? Everything is totally fine. Who's that one conservative who's all about equality of oppertunity and not outcome? I forget, but I do remember being on the same footing as every spoon in mouth fucktard running the show now I mean how much better do I have to be to have come from such a dumb place, right? Sorta makes you feel bad about yourself, huh? How loving pathetic are you that you even post here? With the plebs? God drat. I pity whatever trust fund spawned you. I pity the sacrifices of your parents. I pity your father's spunk. Link something you published, so I can rip you a new rear end in a top hat. killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Apr 20, 2015 |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:34
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I too am in law school, going into private practice in a small town for pizza law
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Apr 20, 2015 00:40
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nm posted:Also, everyone believe what the soveriegn citizen mental patient believes about jobs. They prefer being called Freemen on the Land.  mdm posted:I too am in law school, going into private practice in a small town for pizza law Sue MIGF for terrible pizza opinions - TIA.
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nm posted:Also, everyone believe what the soveriegn citizen mental patient believes about jobs.
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Apr 20, 2015 00:55
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:How do you think biglaw fills their ranks? Through a series of blowjobs?
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Apr 20, 2015 00:55
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losermeme posted:just got accepted to law school and I'm so excited! Apparently Lawyer is one of the first white collar jobs the robots are gonna take.
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Apr 20, 2015 00:57
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we need to work out some kind of h1b program for law jobs so that we can start depressing their wages into the gutters and increase c-level executive compensation even more.
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Apr 20, 2015 00:58
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Look guys my limp wristed offerings mean more because there's a seal of approval next to them. Don't bother reading it. I'm just doing it for the tenure, the nice house, and the partnership. I'm cynical because I've never worked for anything in my life. I didn't read. I didn't do the math. I'm now sitting with my rear end hanging in the open so a retard can take dirty advantage of me. I'm mean because I'm jealous, I'm vengenful because I'm scared. Look at these charities? These tax deductible charities. Look at house good I am. I told Jennings, my wage slave, to invest money to feed poors. I can't stand to look at them, much less smell them, but I certainly took a percentage point I'll be receiving in tax credits to feed them. Now I don't have to worry about them. killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Apr 20, 2015 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Apparently Lawyer is one of the first white collar jobs the robots are gonna take. lol RoboLawyer
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