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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
and don't even try to tell me that taking the bus is an acceptable thing for a city dweller to do.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

why would i need to have a driver's license when i can hire a driver

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



lol if you dont just get uber to drive your fat rear end around

peasant

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
Joke's on you OP I have a driving license but I haven't driven a car in 5 years and have forgotten how to drive

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Crewmine posted:

Joke's on you OP I have a driving license but I haven't driven a car in 5 years and have forgotten how to drive

Thats badass

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

why would i need to have a driver's license when i can hire a driver

cops will literally summarily execute you if you dont have a valid state issued photo id so get one goon.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
epilepsy :(

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
what worse:

having a license but no car

or

having a car but no license?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
You can do so much if you have a car but no license.


If you are white.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I own and drive a car and have no license :twisted:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

same but autism

it fucks up more than just your social life, i can't park for poo poo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

hemophilia posted:

I own and drive a car and have no license :twisted:

gonna try this brb

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hoyl poo poo giant manlet betas bitchmade manlets itt. also lmao if you don't eat raw bloody steaks for breakfast lunch and dinner like a real person

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
also dont get the wrong kinds of licenses! like an xbox. no human being "ID card", no human being class C license. class A 'cense or GTFO

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Xaris posted:

also dont get the wrong kinds of licenses! like an xbox. no human being "ID card", no human being class C license. class A 'cense or GTFO

wtf. Im talking about real life, not Gran Turismo.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
you mean forza...

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

I.N.R.I posted:

wtf. Im talking about real life, not Gran Turismo.

Um Gran Turismo is a driving simulator I don't see the difference

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
i very much agree with you op

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

I.N.R.I posted:

wtf. Im talking about real life, not Gran Turismo.

the real life physics in gt2 were precursory to my being an excellent driver and acing my exam,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e701QHyCr0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttj55srjfzA

Faded Mars
Jul 1, 2004

It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
What do I get for not only having a driver's license but also the ability to drive standard?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Faded Mars posted:

What do I get for not only having a driver's license but also the ability to drive standard?

jail time

Faded Mars
Jul 1, 2004

It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Better than being a manbaby, I guess.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
IRL i have a paid driver to take me places.

gently caress poors

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I have a driver's license and I'm also a manbaby.

What now?

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

i agree with the op

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

28 this October and don't even have a Learner's Permit, what up. Have a Metrocard and NY State ID instead

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
If you can only drive automatics I'm not sure that counts as being able to drive to be honest.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Crewmine posted:

If you can only drive automatics I'm not sure that counts as being able to drive to be honest.

www
Aug 4, 2010

i have licence and a car but i am still massive manbaby, what now op?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
If your car isn't manual transmission you're basically driving a toy. Have fun in your little cars by Mattel, losers. Who gives a gently caress if you have a license or not. Don't need a license to drive a car unless you're a total pussy like the OP.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Crewmine posted:

If you can only drive automatics I'm not sure that counts as being able to drive to be honest.

automatic transmission is a terrible waste of a mustang

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
I live in a city with great public transportation and where you can piratically walk wherever you need to go. Some of the perks of living in Europe. Whats not a perk? They're all loving socialist scum.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hobohemian posted:

If your car isn't manual transmission you're basically driving a toy. Have fun in your little cars by Mattel, losers. Who gives a gently caress if you have a license or not. Don't need a license to drive a car unless you're a total pussy like the OP.

arnt you the guy that has like 10000 hours logged plsying videogames on steam. like you plsy videogames all the time and then you said something about toys and im all like zuh? haha

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
As a student, I can ride public transport for free. Cheaper than a car.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Enfield posted:

arnt you the guy that has like 10000 hours logged plsying videogames on steam. like you plsy videogames all the time and then you said something about toys and im all like zuh? haha

I put 165 in shogun:2, does that count?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
yeah but seriously i drive a loving toy wagon and i get fuckong drunk and wagon myself around in the middle of the freeway

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
*spends two hours coming back from work in a '03 honda civic inhaling exhaust fumes while stuck at red lights, ensuring he will get lung cancer at the ripe old age of 53*

"lol, look at these bitch manbabys with no drivers license. i bet you *chortles* ride the bus"

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I have both a US and EU drivers license so I'm better than pretty much 99.9% of people here.

[edit] VVV this too VVV

Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 19, 2015

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Change title to drive a standard.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Jonad posted:

*spends two hours coming back from work in a '03 honda civic inhaling exhaust fumes while stuck at red lights, ensuring he will get lung cancer at the ripe old age of 53*

"lol, look at these bitch manbabys with no drivers license. i bet you *chortles* ride the bus"

they're right

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