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cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

why would i need to have a driver's license when i can hire a driver

cops will literally summarily execute you if you dont have a valid state issued photo id so get one goon.

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cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i like driving a stick b/c if I ever get car jacked whilst driving in the inner-city it's unlikely that the would-be jackers will be able to get very far and will thus abandon their malfeasance.

then they get out of the car and beat you into a coma for having a hard to steal car

cops and ambulance take an hour to arrive

permanent brain damage (not that your family or friends notice a difference)

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

hmmm, i didn't consider that. i guess i assumed that they would be so embarrassed by their failure that they would run away, leaving me to retrieve my vehicle unharmed and only slightly inconvenienced. perhaps i need to reformulate my tactics.

buy several guns and keep at least 2 guns in your car loaded at all times.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Get a real job and stop working at Starbucks.

you can pickup a shitbox for less than 2000 dollars and keep it insured for 20-50 bucks a month.

its not really that expensive he just wants to drive an m3 or something

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