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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
You wouldn't believe the wrong things I've done in my life
Without even trying I've lived on the edge of a knife

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

you're funnier when you're not trying to be, and just describing your actual hosed up sex life and mental issues instead

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
i really wanna hear more stories about goon kinks

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Friendly Tumour posted:

i really wanna hear more stories about goon kinks

i like to poo poo on my hand and use it as lube

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Friendly Tumour posted:

i really wanna hear more stories about goon kinks

im demikin triggersexual, and i find this problematic, and also slightly arousing

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

glowing-fish posted:

Serious posting:

I have never had a sexual relationship with a vanilla woman. I don't even know if they exist.

All women I've been with have had some interest in BDSM, although usually it is more along the lines of "bite me, pull my hair, call me names" rather than...being turned into a weathervane or whatever.

Like, are there really only women who get turned on by gentle missionary sex and would consider having Doggy Style sex as being really adventurous?

Dude, you've obviously never met my wife. :downsgun:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
being sexually aroused by farts is not normal

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I'm being triggered right now

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Stoic Commie posted:

being sexually aroused by farts is not normal

uhm...really?? :(

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
With all the actual weird stuff out there and 50 shades of grey being so big, is there really anyone still thinking bdsm is bizarre and kinky?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

If you're holding a pee party, at least sweep out the floor of your warehouse beforehand. Just common courtesy

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Keg posted:

Different species of primates have been observed practicing fetishism with an old boot they found, so it's natural behavior and other mammals probably have fetishes too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

http://youtu.be/9bqoN4zPPsE?t=122s :nws:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
if it's so normal why don't you unironically admit and go into detail about your most shameful fetishes and experiences, then

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

glowing-fish posted:

Serious posting:

I have never had a sexual relationship with a vanilla woman. I don't even know if they exist.

All women I've been with have had some interest in BDSM, although usually it is more along the lines of "bite me, pull my hair, call me names" rather than...being turned into a weathervane or whatever.

Like, are there really only women who get turned on by gentle missionary sex and would consider having Doggy Style sex as being really adventurous?

Dude how the hell am I supposed to know if vanilla women exist when I'm too busy drowning in wet bdsm slizz

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
what is the difference between being a furry and having a fetish?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

all told i feel like i could be tying up and denying orgasms to more women. i put a postit on my monitor.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

glowing-fish posted:

"bite me, pull my hair, call me names"
that's less bdsm and more thursday night

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

what is the difference between being a furry and having a fetish?

there isn't a difference. that is one fetish.

many of them are not content to stop with just the one though, and there are some fun parts of the internet where you can learn about all the other ones that people with no shame layer like onions.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Stoic Commie posted:

if it's so normal why don't you unironically admit and go into detail about your most shameful fetishes and experiences, then

I feel pity for those who think enjoying sex is something to be ashamed of.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
getting fart on isnt sex

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

that's less bdsm and more thursday night

wow disgusting


e: just joshin ya bud :)

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUunAfYjaAA

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

You haven't truly lived until you've cut your initials into a woman's skin. :colbert:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Vernii posted:

You haven't truly lived until you've cut your initials into a woman's skin. :colbert:

:twisted:

tell us more

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

hemophilia posted:

on the other hand it's easy and fun to make passing judgements on a bunch of poo poo so just in case you ever actually need that opinion you have it already and you don't have some kind of moral crisis or get talked into dominated by a trio of violent shemales in tight latex

dont stop

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

this thread is not my kink and that's okay

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

BDSM = LARPing with orgasms and pain endurance

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkA4Mij2RFo

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I think that's the only vid title I've seen with both the words "raping" and "funny" in it

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



I love these threads because hyper-defensive BDSM freaks always come out of nowhere to poo poo post.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sounding virgin spotted

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


lmao if you don't live your life in chastity as a pissboy to a rape victim-cum-sadist 24/7

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
lol just lol if you aren't hanging your breeding bitches by flesh piercing suspension hooks and whipping their rear end daily for spilling a drop of your precious cum

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CootwwcZZEE/Tcp1sT-orwI/AAAAAAAAGwo/KB-MiVEK-2k/s1600/hanging2sm.jpg :nws:

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
It doesn't shock me that Angry GBS Weirdos come out of the woodwork to tell the world that their minds immediately think of farting and cutting into human flesh with meathooks when somebody brings up the fact that it's common and normal to have fun in the bedroom sharing special intimate times making people you love feel good.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
In 2013 a Dutch study concluded that BDSM practitioners are psychologically healthier and as a whole happier and more outgoing than those who don't like to spice things up in the bedroom.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

gay sewer monster posted:

Freud was a goddamn retard, lmao.

I don't think he'd have anything worthwhile to say.

But he'd spend a lot of time making academia watch hardcore cartoon porn and weird fetish videos and it would own.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
lol i'm going to listen to "the dutch"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gay sewer monster posted:

legitimate internet subcultures

lmao

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Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009

Keg posted:

In 2013 a Dutch study concluded that BDSM practitioners are psychologically healthier and as a whole happier and more outgoing than those who don't like to spice things up in the bedroom.

Dutch you say?

Zwarte. Piet.

Rest my case.

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