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casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

yeah this, swole muscles are scientifically proven to get the pussy soaked

not even

i know fat bald guys that get laid steady

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

casual beep posted:

not even

i know fat bald guys that get laid steady

is it your dad?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

casual beep posted:

not even

i know fat bald guys that get laid steady

how do you know he's not seeing someone else

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

I give him one permanently C shaped spine for effort.

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is it your dad?

My dad died in Vietnam

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

casual beep posted:

My dad died in Vietnam

is that a yes or a no?

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ7cVDgZQdg

DonJNavarro fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Apr 20, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DonJNavarro posted:

[video type="youtu"]eJ7cVnDgZQd[/video]

you can just copy the link

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010


that's some good rear end form. full rom with the bar touching chest and everything

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

casual beep posted:

not even

i know fat bald guys that get laid steady

they arent the only thing that gets the pussy wet(money works too, and swole is really just a special case of power) just an effective thing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

they arent the only thing that gets the pussy wet(money works too, and swole is really just a special case of power) just an effective thing

humor is too. not that I would know.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

they arent the only thing that gets the pussy wet(money works too, and swole is really just a special case of power) just an effective thing

the female is attracted to power in all its forms *tips fedora*

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the other day i was stretching out for a wicked squat sesh and this dude was reading a fitness mag in between sets of curls in the squat rack

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
not that it matters, homosexuality is the highest erotic virtue

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I can lift a beer to my mouth that's about all i need

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

you irl posted:

the other day i was stretching out for a wicked squat sesh and this dude was reading a fitness mag in between sets of curls in the squat rack

Did you let him know how much more functional your strength is than his?

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

gnarlyhotep posted:

I can lift a beer to my mouth that's about all i need

i can crush the beer curls but i do high reps low weight

for toning

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

I can lift a beer to my mouth that's about all i need

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Lazerbeam posted:

Did you let him know how much more functional your strength is than his?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

its normal for longarmed and long legged people to suck at bench and squat but be good at deadlift. its why my deadlift is almost 100 lbs higher than my squat.

The perfect body shape for the bench is a cube.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Lazerbeam posted:

Did you let him know how much more functional your strength is than his?

i squatted down and lifted him, his weights, the rack and all, three reps, then stuffed him in a locker

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

The perfect body shape for the bench is a cube.



That dudes abs are bigger than my biceps.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Kevin Durant failed to bench 115 lbs at the NBA combine, and hes one of the best athletes in the world. Think about it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Twilight Matrix posted:

Kevin Durant failed to bench 115 lbs at the NBA combine, and hes one of the best athletes in the world. Think about it.

this can't be right. that's only 95 lbs more than the bar

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

its normal for longarmed and long legged people to suck at bench and squat but be good at deadlift. its why my deadlift is almost 100 lbs higher than my squat.

Sounds like ho rear end poo poo to me

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Twilight Matrix posted:

Kevin Durant failed to bench 115 lbs at the NBA combine, and hes one of the best athletes in the world. Think about it.

That cant be true. A small woman could bench that.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

i loving hate this poo poo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNbrVw1Yp5c
good job reracking u fat retard

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Top City Homo posted:

i loving hate this poo poo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNbrVw1Yp5c
good job reracking u fat retard

that's ridiculous

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bruce Kison posted:

That cant be true. A small woman could bench that.

http://www.elitefts.com/education/training/weaker-than-my-wife-gym-idiots/

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Top City Homo posted:

i loving hate this poo poo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNbrVw1Yp5c
good job reracking u fat retard

this is why pretty much every pl fed needs to drop the benchpress and bring back the OHP, at least when you rape your spine for ohp leverages you still have a full rom.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cool tree bro posted:

this is why pretty much every pl fed needs to drop the benchpress and bring back the OHP, at least when you rape your spine for ohp leverages you still have a full rom.

the ohp was dropped from olympic lift because it was starting to resemble a standing bench press.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

the ohp was dropped from olympic lift because it was starting to resemble a standing bench press.



yes, but you still have a full extension and not a 1 inch rom.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i don't understand what this is

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i don't understand what this is

its called the gullotine press, the goal is to strengthen your neck tissue by dropping a fully loaded bar from 18+ inches above it onto it.

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Twilight Matrix posted:

Kevin Durant failed to bench 115 lbs at the NBA combine, and hes one of the best athletes in the world. Think about it.

It was 185. Since then he's faked benching 315: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8CkKe2fkVw

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I can bench my body weight. If you count when I was 4.

Working on it, though. Training helps. Still a weakling, but less of a weakling than before.

Also, my gut is going away. I keep pulling my belt past the last hole, so there's that.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

genesplicer posted:

I can bench my body weight. If you count when I was 4.

Working on it, though. Training helps. Still a weakling, but less of a weakling than before.

Also, my gut is going away. I keep pulling my belt past the last hole, so there's that.

old man i recommend getting some testosterone at a life extension clinic

you'll feel like 20 in 2 months guaranteed

god bless

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i can bench my body weight but not for many reps. squats on the other hand no prob i could do that poo poo for hours mate big legs own because you can go up to like most dudes in the gym with your big legs and be all superior because they got tiny calves and skip leg day all the time

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

old man i recommend getting some testosterone at a life extension clinic

you'll feel like 20 in 2 months guaranteed

god bless

also this but sell it to me tia

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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I can fireman carry a 210lb dude for 150yds.

I can run an 8ish min mile.

I can open jars.

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