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loving goddamn brimnes daybed, get to step b7, cant screw the loving screws in, pilot holes are too small, checked google, everyone else has the same problem, guess im not sleeping in a loving bed tonight gently caress you ikea gently caress gbs, too
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:30 |
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fuckign
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:31 |
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You can't follow simple picture directions? They focus test the difficulty of assembling that furniture on children, you know that right?
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:32 |
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Hobohemian posted:You can't follow simple picture directions? They focus test the difficulty of assembling that furniture on children, you know that right? this was not tested on children, this was tested on loving mensa assholes. i know children pretty drat well, i post on SA
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:33 |
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posting from an ikea desk ive had for 8 years and its still solid as poo poo hth
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:33 |
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Pollyanna posted:this was not tested on children, this was tested on loving mensa assholes. i know children pretty drat well, i post on SA whereas you just touch them
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:34 |
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Chinatown posted:posting from an ikea desk ive had for 8 years and its still solid as poo poo hth the two chairs i got are ok but the loving bedframe. this bedframe.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:34 |
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I love IKEA Cheap furnitures for cheap good food and beers. Make the bitches cream
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:35 |
Hobohemian posted:You can't follow simple picture directions? They focus test the difficulty of assembling that furniture on children, you know that right? is that true? if so, it must not be american kids, lol.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:36 |
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HAHA OP omg
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:37 |
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I like the look of those glass cases all the adults use to show off their $500 action dollies but don't want to be just another nerd with those things in their house.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:37 |
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Not all of ikea is bad The ikea restaurant is an amazing warehouse-based cullinary experience, second only to the costco food court
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:38 |
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If you're not putting together ikea furniture with power tools and high strength wood bonding glue u r a basic bitch
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:38 |
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I hate Lego!! Put a block onto another block, yeah - fine, easy. Now try pulling them apart! Its impossible. loving idiots can't design a block to save their own life. Not to mention these "figurines" have identical features: hair, eyes, etc
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:39 |
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the gently caress you sleep during the day for? you some kinda creepy rear end owl?
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:41 |
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This wouldn't be a problem if those prions from the meatballs in the cafeteria weren't slowly turning your brain into swiss cheese
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:41 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:Not all of ikea is bad christ almighty
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:45 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:If you're not putting together ikea furniture with power tools and high strength wood bonding glue u r a basic bitch at this point ill have to ElectricSheep posted:This wouldn't be a problem if those prions from the meatballs in the cafeteria weren't slowly turning your brain into swiss cheese no joke i am probably gonna get alzheimers when im older
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:46 |
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IKEA is a great way for your college era girlfriend to realize you don't earn enough money yet to marry
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:51 |
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Pollyanna posted:i know children pretty drat well, i post on SA
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:57 |
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the last time this happened to me i realized that i in fact had used the wrong screws in step one. it came with two of each and they looked pretty similar. I tried to force it in but the screw broke off in the whole. "Ooops!" I said. the next day I actually drove the 1.5 hours back to ikea to replace the one i ruined, but then i got home and it turned out that this one was packaged with two of one screw and one of the other I guess I wasnt the only one who got confused haha
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:58 |
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You can get quality furniture for cheap at estate sales and sometimes craigslist. If you go to IKEA you're just buying garbage, and everyone will know because everyone has been to IKEA.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 03:59 |
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Pollyanna posted:this was not tested on children, this was tested on loving mensa assholes. i know children pretty drat well, i post on SA quit blaming others and start thinking about how you contribute to the problem of not being able to assemble the furniture
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:01 |
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casual beep posted:I love IKEA Samoans love that horse meat lasagna
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:03 |
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toggle posted:Samoans love that horse meat lasagna I just love horse meat anything horse is delicious my favorite is horse SKARVTAG with PLOORF sauce
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:04 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:05 |
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:quit blaming others and start thinking about how you contribute to the problem of not being able to assemble the furniture problem: i have no hole in my head
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:06 |
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Ikea poo poo goes together well, but it's made of glue whispers and wood ghosts
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:06 |
Adults not being able to put together ikea furniture is like children not being able to put together legos. It shows which ones are the retards.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:07 |
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Ghaz posted:the last time this happened to me i realized that i in fact had used the wrong screws in step one. it came with two of each and they looked pretty similar. I tried to force it in but the screw broke off in the whole. "Ooops!" I said. the next day I actually drove the 1.5 hours back to ikea to replace the one i ruined, but then i got home and it turned out that this one was packaged with two of one screw and one of the other I guess I wasnt the only one who got confused haha the screws arent the problem is the thing. the holes are too narrow
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:07 |
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i might be retarded though
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:07 |
Pollyanna posted:the screws arent the problem is the thing. the holes are too narrow Use a god drat drill maybe? You know like the 20$ piece of poo poo ryobi thing I got at home depot.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:08 |
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Pollyanna posted:i might be retarded though holes to narrow? did you get a CHONT? we've been getting a lot of complaints about the holes to narrow on CHONT recently. Go ahead and post a scanned copy of your receipt and I'll see if I can't get our Customer Experience people to send you a new one with thicker holes along with some swag + dry ice shipped meatball.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:10 |
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OP sounds like my ex who made me build everything because "WAAAHHH I CAN'T PROCESS TWO DIMENSIONAL DRAWINGS BECAUSE I HAVE A SURGICALLY CORRECTED LAZY EYE!" Like even me requesting her to hold something with specific directions on HOW to hold it in the proper orientation got her all bitchy. I'm not even convinced that eye was ever lazy, either.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:10 |
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Ghaz posted:thicker holes
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:11 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:OP sounds like my ex who made me build everything because "WAAAHHH I CAN'T PROCESS TWO DIMENSIONAL DRAWINGS BECAUSE I HAVE A SURGICALLY CORRECTED LAZY EYE!" sounds like her eye wasn't the only lazy thing about her.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:13 |
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etalian posted:sounds like her eye wasn't the only lazy thing about her. yeah sounds like her ex was a lazy piece of poo poo who wouldn't help those in need
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:15 |
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has someone made a joke yet about their funny words i only skimmed the thread so far OP screw the fjalalrbehrine into the jforloeurjlennns hehe
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 04:15 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Use a god drat drill maybe? You know like the 20$ piece of poo poo ryobi thing I got at home depot. dont have one atm
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but then i dont wanna stretch the holes out too much. butthole joke
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