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it's easy fuckin money. doesn't even have to be full time just selling a little on the side.
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why would I take the advice of some dumb gently caress on the internet
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Apr 20, 2015 05:23
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gently caress WHAT DO I DO!?
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gnarlyhotep posted:why would I take the advice of some dumb gently caress on the internet consider it taking the advice of people in rap songs.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:24
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its like a goddamn logic loop and im freaking the gently caress out
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Apr 20, 2015 05:24
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it also opens up avenues to purchase a wide assortment of awesome drugs here's a quick guide to selling drugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ
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Apr 20, 2015 05:25
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:consider it taking the advice of people in rap songs. that makes even less sense
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Apr 20, 2015 05:26
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re consignment: if you aint got the clientele say hell no cuz they gonna want they money rain sleet hail snow
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Apr 20, 2015 05:28
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i never sold drugs because i'm not a useless dirtbag, OP
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Apr 20, 2015 05:39
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do you mule as well? if so how many condoms of coke can you swallow in one sitting and did you learn how to by gobbling cock in a rest stop bathroom for bathtub crank tia
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Apr 20, 2015 05:46
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gnarlyhotep posted:why would I take the advice of some dumb gently caress on the internet
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Apr 20, 2015 05:47
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i don't sell drugs because i have a real job, OP, hope that helps
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Apr 20, 2015 05:48
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p sure it's a police honeypot
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Apr 20, 2015 05:50
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yoyodyne posted:p sure it's a police honeypot im definitely NOT with the police 
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Apr 20, 2015 05:55
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we gotta get this to page 5 so goons start unrinonically posting about how they sold drugs at x,y,z job that has obv paper trail anyone can google so we can laugh, dox, and ruin them. lets do this, so 
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Apr 20, 2015 05:56
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i really shouldve hosed this hot girl who wanted to some of my ultra stepped on low grade cocaine but every time ive had a chance to do anything memorable ive always managed to turn it down we were at a little bonfire at her parents awesome house and when someone let out that i had coke she asked me then immediately got all friendly on me and wanted to go inside to talk about things privately to choosing mediocrity in life! *raises glass of franzia*
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Apr 20, 2015 05:59
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Tbh working a cushy 9-5 office job pays well and I can yell at nerds like the op to stop browsing the net on company time which is pretty enjoyable
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Apr 20, 2015 06:02
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poster a cop should come in here and arrest the OP.
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Apr 20, 2015 06:05
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The police seem really good at catching drug dealers in my lovely town so it would be risky. Also I'd have to go outside and talk to people.
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Apr 20, 2015 06:09
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once i was down selling some dope in santa ana, because i'm a cool person living the so-cal life. i was hanging outside a high-class bar and low and behold, no other than BILL MURRAY walks out and asks how much i got, i hold up a half zip (thats cool dope lingo for u) and he grabs it. i say hey, you got to pay and then he gropes my dick and whispers in my ears 'no one will ever believe you' and walked away
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Apr 20, 2015 06:14
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gnarlyhotep posted:why would I take the advice of some dumb gently caress on the internet um. because you want to make easy money?
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Apr 20, 2015 06:21
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In college I sold European marlbros that I got shipped here for $12 a carton. Sold them for $5 and didn't have to work because I was basically selling 2 cartons a day from my dorm room. This is when marbs were $5.20 a pack at the closest gas station a mile away. If they made newports in Europe I could have been a millionaire. It's basically the thrill of being a drug dealer but without any of the heat
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Apr 20, 2015 06:36
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Bro do you even smoke crack
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Apr 20, 2015 06:45
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Getting my rear end kicked for not not paying back sucked. So it goes to show don't do that.
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Apr 20, 2015 09:45
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i once sold a coffee, caffeine's a drug, am i cool yet? jk im not a scumbag, say no to caffeine smugglers
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Apr 20, 2015 09:48
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i sold my ghostbuster toys when i was 11 to a friend for 20 bux. i used to stick the wavy laser thing from the proton blasters up my nostrils and swirl it around cuz it felt good. i never told him that. you put cocaine in your nostrils, so basically the same.
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Apr 20, 2015 10:47
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Yeah. It's all fun and games until you answer the door and there's some crusty couple you don't know trying to pawn their wedding rings to you for a bump. When you hit that level of brand recognition it's time to clean out your poo poo, because the cops aren't more than a couple days behind.
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The American Dream posted:In college I sold European marlbros that I got shipped here for $12 a carton. Sold them for $5 and didn't have to work because I was basically selling 2 cartons a day from my dorm room. This is when marbs were $5.20 a pack at the closest gas station a mile away. If they made newports in Europe I could have been a millionaire. It's basically the thrill of being a drug dealer but without any of the heat until ATF breaches your dorm room and hauls you off
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