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what's the most embarassing thing that happened you in high school, or hell, even elementary or middle school?
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:33 |
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this is gunna be a good thread and gunna generate lot of good rofls exposing how dumb and inept goons are. please do not spoil it and scare away the local goons
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:39 |
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one time i walked around for an entire day with my erect dick sticking out of my fly, flopping around with each and every step was p embarassing
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:43 |
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accidentally had sex with the entire football team's dads
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:43 |
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Fojar38 posted:one time i walked around for an entire day with my erect dick sticking out of my fly, flopping around with each and every step oh poo poo hahaha check out this goony goon here. hes p hosed up nooblet, who does that???. now i once hosed the valedictorian on the grass after prom and my ex showed up and started fingering my rear end that was hella embarrasing.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:44 |
my first real GF in 8th grade made me put a garbage bag between us whenever i wanted to snuggle. ie, like a protective barrier or something.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:45 |
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While at basketball practice during shirts and skins I was a skin and while I was posting up on someone they pantsed me. The cheerleaders were on the other side of the gym. It was funny.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:47 |
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Sweet Tea posted:accidentally had sex with the entire football team's dads This
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:47 |
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crapped pants!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:47 |
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wait no that wasnt ghighscool that was today! in thsi thread!!!!!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:47 |
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I didn't personally have an especially embarrassing moment, I was a fairly normal child with an uneventful life. I am however looking forward to the colorful stories of other people's younger days!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:49 |
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at a cool-kids prom afterparty I got way too drunk and sat on my rear end crying on the front lawn because I was sad we were all going to college
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:50 |
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When I was a senior in high school a bunch of friends and I were gonna go over to one of the school dances and dance a bit and have a decent ol time. One of my friends tho didn't go to that high school, he had moved out of town and went to another local HS. As a result they didn't let him in the dance. So we said gently caress it and then most of our friends that were already in the dance said gently caress it to and we were hanging out in the parking lot deciding what to do for fun that night. I had a pretty sick car and decent sound system so I started blasting some music and we were just dancing there and fuckin around. Eventually the disc changed (6 disc changer, whatup) and the star wars theme came on, which is fine, ppl were diggin it. Unfortunately i got a little too excited and started dancing really hard and one of my legs slipped on an ice patch that I couldnt see. It ended up spreading my rear end in a top hat and i poo poo myself in the parking lot. One of my friends there recognized the look in my face and was like CONQ DID YOU JUST poo poo YOURSELF and i was just like lol, sigh. then everybody ran away and got into their cars and left me there by myself listening to what was at that point the cantina theme from star wars, with lovely underwear. ----------------
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 16:53 |
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when i turned cis
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 17:46 |
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Some stupid poo poo I don't remember that definitely happened. Then again my high school experience was more like a prolonged five or six notes of embarrassment blaring on a sustained chord of pain and shame until I was 21 by which point my life was poo poo and there wasn't anything I could do about it.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 17:50 |
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I hosed my maths teacher. In the butt. More than once. Seriously.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 17:50 |
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once when i was leering at a hot girl who was stretching i noticed that the creepy substitute teacher no one liked was doing the same thing. hi, mr. eckert!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 17:51 |
Gehenomm posted:I hosed my maths teacher. home schooled
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 17:51 |
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Got drunk and drove a car full of fellow students into a telephone pole, killing them all instantly. I walked away unscathed, but boy was my face red. I had a hard time living that down the following Monday, that's for sure.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:00 |
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i was me
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:00 |
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Not me but our year book staff took a wide angle shot of the lunch room for a two page spread and ended up publishing some dude picking his rear end
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:04 |
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I registered on Something Awful
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:06 |
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I had butt sex with winston churchill. I told everyone I thought he was his wife, but like no one believed me. Although deep down I think I knew it was always winston cause of the cock and every thing. Anyway thats how I helped the allies win ww2.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:19 |
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used to hang out with this cheerleader who hunted vampires. she died like 4 times and blew up the school, and I turned out to be a witch and also gay.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:23 |
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i laughed way too hard at 9/11
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:23 |
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the popular girls tricked me into becoming prom queen, then they dumped pigs blood on me on stage, and my psychic powers went haywire and burned the entire building to the ground with no survivors.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:28 |
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called my teacher mom
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:31 |
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I was a 14 year old conservative racist
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:39 |
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I'm female and one time the entire boy's basketball team, coaches etc walked in on me taking a piss in a stall with no door on it in the locker room
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:41 |
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Fetus Tree posted:When I was a senior in high school a bunch of friends and I were gonna go over to one of the school dances and dance a bit and have a decent ol time. One of my friends tho didn't go to that high school, he had moved out of town and went to another local HS. As a result they didn't let him in the dance. So we said gently caress it and then most of our friends that were already in the dance said gently caress it to and we were hanging out in the parking lot deciding what to do for fun that night. I had a pretty sick car and decent sound system so I started blasting some music and we were just dancing there and fuckin around. Same.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 18:56 |
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i wore a pair of girl pants not knowing they were girl pants and got called out on it while playing basketball and everyone stopped and laughed. I just thought they were jeans. that was like in 5th grade. of course 2 years later when being scene was totally cool everyone wore girl pants but
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:04 |
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I took health class in my senior year and basically blew it off and didn't give a poo poo at all about it, because I was quite familiar with the content having already taken health class in the 8th and 10th grades (and passing). I attended class, didn't stir up poo poo in class or anything, but missed 5 quizzes that apparently were worth a large percentage of the final grade. My health teacher reminded me of my responsibility to make these tests up, saying it was a school requirement and that I couldn't graduate until I passed health. On graduation day my health teacher approached me and said "You're not graduating today unless you take and pass these 5 quizzes that you missed." I thought for sure he was kidding, but he wasn't- 2 hours before graduation, I sat down and did 5 open book health quizzes, for fear that I would not only be denied graduation, but it would've also messed up my enlistment contract with the US Air Force. I had to tell my family I needed to find a bathroom and excuse myself for and never told anyone until many years later.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:17 |
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all of it the whole highschool experience was embarrassing and terrifying
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 19:19 |
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I dropped out during 8th grade, was hanging out at the fence out by the high school track, smoking a cig scoping some trim hoping to score some strange, then the gym teacher called me out and said I might think I'm cool now but in the future I'd be a loser. 5 years later the warden caught me rear end raping that very same gym teacher in cell block C, boy was my face red.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:20 |
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i never graduated high school so the graduation cermony was awkward.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:20 |
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In 10th grade I had an erection in gym class, it was the dodgeball week which was normally my favorite. I saw this tall blonde broad who looked like a woman in a sea of kids, really stood out. A few jumps and tosses later and I couldn't help it, 10th grader boner. It was even more humiliating, as my cock was already so big that I had to flip it up under the waistband of my gym shorts. Bad idea. Still too big, now I have a lance coming out of my shirt. The teacher notices first and says YOU GONNA SPEAR A GAZELLE WITH THAT THING, TEDDY? Humiliated I yelled "It's just a dick stop pointing it out", but it was too late. The other kids called me Teddy Bigcock for at least a year, a title I'm glad has finally been forgotten and lived down.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:29 |
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In first grade my teacher was doing a presentation on whales and was like any of you guys ever see whales? And straight lied to that bitch and was like "yeah mrs nardon, i saw hella blue whales when i went whale watching with my family." She asked where I did it and to point it out on this globe she was using. With swagger till the end, no fear here, only god can judge me, G til i D, I pointed to a spot on the map. She's like, "RaySmuckles, blue whales don't live there." But I'm from the streets, I don't back down, I was like "lady! I saw hella blue whales right here with my family!" She's like "Go to the principal! No recess!" I only missed half of recess, cuz they can't hold me down. But I was publicly branded a liar and embarrassed and punished in front of my peers.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:29 |
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RaySmuckles posted:In first grade my teacher was doing a presentation on whales and was like any of you guys ever see whales? And straight lied to that bitch and was like "yeah mrs nardon, i saw hella blue whales when i went whale watching with my family." She asked where I did it and to point it out on this globe she was using. With swagger till the end, no fear here, only god can judge me, G til i D, I pointed to a spot on the map. She's like, "RaySmuckles, blue whales don't live there." But I'm from the streets, I don't back down, I was like "lady! I saw hella blue whales right here with my family!" She's like "Go to the principal! No recess!" I only missed half of recess, cuz they can't hold me down. you should have pointed to her house on the globe
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:30 |
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extra stout posted:you should have pointed to her house on the globe life is full of missed opportunities my friend.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:32 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 03:33 |
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Barebacked some chick and got AIDS. Man never gonna live that down!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 20:32 |