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Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
According to my mom, one of her brothers as a child:

-had to sniff every single bite of food before putting it in his mouth
-enjoyed being dressed up as a girl and having makeup put on him
-constantly had cold sore encrustations all the way around his mouth
-cried in every single family picture until he was like 7
-would go screaming out on to the deck and threaten to jump to his "death" (it was only like 10 ft off the ground) for the slightest reason
-on family trips he had to pee like every 50 miles so my grandma made him pee into a cup which she would then dump out the window
-ate and enjoyed cold pork and beans straight from the can
-frequently hid behind the couch and pooped his pants until approx age 6

He's now an extremely bitter alcoholic who has been to rehab several times and is possibly a closeted homosexual.

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