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shot to the thigh to stagger him, round-house qte melee, slash the body on the ground, in case of las plagas parasite quickturn and run back, quickturn, flash grenade basic stuff
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I am an American teaching English in Spain. My coworkers don't understand why I didn't think this was a big deal since I just kind of shrugged when they started talking about it. I kind of changed tone after that and pretended to think "oh yeah, this is really bad and I can't believe it happened," but inside I was just thinking "he only killed one person. That is basically a normal Monday in America."
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 10:35 |
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^^^ Honestly the one thing that surprised me was that this was NOT in the US. It would have been pretty obvious even without a given location though, due to lack of actual firearms and automatic weapons and the kid not being shot.Stoic Commie posted:ban game of thrones, and all other visual media. bet this kid even uses the name 'tyrion' as a handle when is online on the internet He had a crossbow, duh, ban The Walking Dead instead. Hopper fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Daedra posted:wouldnt have happened if the teacher had a crossbow I misread the topic as the teacher had a machete, which would have been more interesting. Hopper posted:He had a crossbow, duh, ban The Walking Dead instead. Maybe the kid's idol was Jeoffry. Would explain the wanton murder. (Seriously the only character coming to mind using a crossbow on Game of Thrones is said total pussy/psycho)
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 11:05 |
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Nonsense posted:the kid was a moor it's moop
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 11:06 |
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Wizgot posted:Just goes to show you that this poo poo happens all over the world and not "only in America". I live here in Spain and I get constantly berated by people asking why we allow people to have guns when there are school shootings every week in the US. I feel like most of the hate is directed towards the US. Not even gun hate, just hate in general. In other words, be glad you live in Spain.
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SweetKarma posted:I feel like most of the hate is directed towards the US. Not even gun hate, just hate in general. In other words, be glad you live in Spain. Two questions I get asked here constantly... "Where are you from?" "How many guns do you have?" At first I would always say none, but now I answer the gun question with "an entire loving arsenal," and explain that if you don't have a few guns at least then you are basically as good as dead. My favorite part is when they say things like, "well in America, everyone has a gun." I will then ask if they have ever been there and of course the answer is no. Nothing better than ignorant Europeans telling me exactly what America is like when the extent of their knowledge of the country is from watching Breaking Bad and the Wire. It honestly shocked me how loving ignorant most people are about other countries when these same Europeans love to give the impression that they are knowledgeable about other cultures and totally not xenophobic or dumbasses. E: And I know people are ignorant dumbasses everywhere, nothing special about Europe in that regard. Obligatory Handle fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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Finally someone used the Crossbow Expert feat correctly as intended.
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Parallax Scroll posted:
naem posted:
S-stop quoting that!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 11:34 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:I misread the topic as the teacher had a machete, which would have been more interesting. The midget crossbows his father on the shitter.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 11:57 |
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uh no charges? I hope the mental institution can hold him indefinitely
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:00 |
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SweetKarma posted:I feel like most of the hate is directed towards the US. Not even gun hate, just hate in general. In other words, be glad you live in Spain. Everyone hates america even though, deep down, everyone is American.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:04 |
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we're a magical land far far away to the spaniards, unlike English pricks who come to staycay in Spain buying up all the good property and soaking up the sun and telling them to speak better English
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:07 |
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Can we just hate on England for a while? They're basically the US but they've been riding on the European piggy-back for far too long.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:31 |
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Wizgot posted:Just goes to show you that this poo poo happens all over the world and not "only in America". I live here in Spain and I get constantly berated by people asking why we allow people to have guns when there are school shootings every week in the US. What do you expect when you export your violent culture all over the world
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SweetKarma posted:Can we just hate on England for a while? They're basically the US but they've been riding on the European piggy-back for far too long. but they dont have guns they just impose their will through passive aggressive ex pats
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:42 |
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how many thirteen year olds with a crossbow could you take in a fight
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:43 |
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Wizgot posted:Just goes to show you that this poo poo happens all over the world and not "only in America". I live here in Spain and I get constantly berated by people asking why we allow people to have guns when there are school shootings every week in the US. Are you retarded?
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:43 |
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plain blue jacket posted:how many thirteen year olds with a crossbow could you take in a fight I imagine like 4 if they are poo poo shots and kill each other in a crossfire. If they have machetes too all bets are off man
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:44 |
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Alan Smithee posted:but they dont have guns they just impose their will through passive aggressive ex pats My 18th century version of England would just send a bunch of ships to intimidate the enemy and then get drunk and fall asleep.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:46 |
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Alan Smithee posted:I imagine like 4 if they are poo poo shots and kill each other in a crossfire. If they have machetes too all bets are off man it doesn't count if they accidentally kill eachother
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:48 |
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Rupert Giles Jr., you're expelled!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:49 |
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Alan Smithee posted:If they have machetes too all bets are off man This is what school shooters in the US need to learn. They always empty a clip or two, then some hero charges them while they're reloading and that's the end of it.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 13:30 |
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plain blue jacket posted:how many thirteen year olds with a crossbow could you take in a fight how many crossbows do i get
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 13:46 |
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turns out zombie survivor kits are also excellent school shooter kits
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 13:47 |
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Level up!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:41 |
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Obligatory Handle posted:Two questions I get asked here constantly... "Where are you from?" "How many guns do you have?" At first I would always say none, but now I answer the gun question with "an entire loving arsenal," and explain that if you don't have a few guns at least then you are basically as good as dead. Dude who cares
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:00 |
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LOL at Americans who get upset when Europeans ask about our gun culture. Of all the negative American stereotypes--fat, dumb, racist--gun crime is easily the least offensive
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:02 |
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also the most accurate (besides fat)
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:22 |
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Klyith posted:This is what school shooters in the US need to learn. They always empty a clip or two, then some hero charges them while they're reloading and that's the end of it. That's why in Cali you can only have clips that hold two bullets.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:46 |
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Ramc posted:S-stop quoting that!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:51 |
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RIP Eric and Dylan
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:LOL at Americans who get upset when Europeans ask about our gun culture. Of all the negative American stereotypes--fat, dumb, racist--gun crime is easily the least offensive I didn't say I was upset. I said I get asked it constantly, which is annoying as gently caress. When you are out at the bars as an English speaker in a town where everyone who hears you speak English immediately comes up to you and asks "dwere are ju frahm" and half of those people say "ohhh how many guns ju ju half" the poo poo gets really old really quickly. Like I don't want to answer the same questions over and over, I want to pound this rum and coke and not have your drunk Spanish rear end touching on me and asking me questions that are dumb and annoying. Obligatory Handle fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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It just so happens that the gun question is the most common.
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Obligatory Handle posted:Two questions I get asked here constantly... "Where are you from?" "How many guns do you have?" At first I would always say none, but now I answer the gun question with "an entire loving arsenal," and explain that if you don't have a few guns at least then you are basically as good as dead. nooooo only america is racist. europe is above such scummery. they have learned from world war ii!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:32 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:how many crossbows do i get no, you only have your fists, teeth and prehensile claws
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:45 |
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The difference is that this kid was mentally ill, in the US you're considered mentally ill if you don't try to shoot up your school.
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Obligatory Handle posted:I didn't say I was upset. I said I get asked it constantly, which is annoying as gently caress. When you are out at the bars as an English speaker in a town where everyone who hears you speak English immediately comes up to you and asks "dwere are ju frahm" and half of those people say "ohhh how many guns ju ju half" the poo poo gets really old really quickly. Like I don't want to answer the same questions over and over, I want to pound this rum and coke and not have your drunk Spanish rear end touching on me and asking me questions that are dumb and annoying. Well, why don't you tell them? The wonderful thing about spain is that unlike in anglosaxon countries expressing your thoughts honestly is not seen as an horrendous crime.
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a crossbow huh? the only common element is that he was mentally ill-- so why dont you back off of my guns obama okay
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