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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I think there's actually a negative percent chance Dolph winds up winning that match

Even Steiner Math can't compute Dolph's chances

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Spermgod posted:

The Kiss Me Arse match is actually good and it makes me laugh every time I hear or read the words Kiss Me Arse

I'm now sure how Sheamus' new shtick of "where have all the REAL MEN gone?" has anything to do with "LITERALLY KISS ME ARSE" but at least the actual match will be good!

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I hope Sheamus kicks Zigglers rear end I hope ziggler looks like a dumb loser

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I hope Sheamus kicks Zigglers rear end I hope ziggler looks like a dumb loser

arse*

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


sorry for my cultural insensitivity

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


If Dolph Ziggler makes Sheamus kiss his arse is it cultural appropriation?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Fat Lowtax posted:

If Dolph Ziggler makes Sheamus kiss his arse is it cultural appropriation?
No, I'm pretty sure Dolph's people know about rimjobs

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
Which WWE Superstars eat rear end?

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Spermgod posted:

Which WWE Superstars eat rear end?

Triple H

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

sticklefifer posted:

What is Ziggler trying to accomplish with his new cutoff denim hoodie with a big patch on the back? All I can think of is "every dude at a metal show" but his persona is nowhere near that.

Well other than the design on the back the only other patch I could make out was YES so maybe it's like he's got some count of people in the IC title picture he's either gunning for or beaten?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Bring back God's Last Gift and give it some lovely WWE name like 'The Architect's Plan' blammo finisher problem solved

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Best part of the show was Harper's vest with D-Bry and Dean and Truth's logos crossed off on it.

Unless this pay per view blows me away from a booking perspective, I'm probably done watching Raw live for the foreseeable future. That show loving sucked.

EDIT - Wait, Dolph had a crossed off YES logo too?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Daniel Bryan probably purposefully injured himself to avoid getting jobbed out as the IC champ. If only there was a tag team that could get to the bottom of this.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Perry Normal posted:

Best part of the show was Harper's vest with D-Bry and Dean and Truth's logos crossed off on it.

Unless this pay per view blows me away from a booking perspective, I'm probably done watching Raw live for the foreseeable future. That show loving sucked.

EDIT - Wait, Dolph had a crossed off YES logo too?

It's their tribute to The Dead One

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I only saw the first hour of Raw and it was good. The rest of the write up says every single segment ended with an RKO so it sounds like an excellent Raw. RIP Daniel Bryan.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

I only saw the first hour of Raw and it was good. The rest of the write up says every single segment ended with an RKO so it sounds like an excellent Raw. RIP Daniel Bryan.

There were a total of like five RKOs, actually.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Thauros posted:

Hell Super Dragon's basically retired, wouldn't shock me if the Bucks started doing it just like they now occasionally do the package piledriver now that Steen's signed.
https://twitter.com/MattJackson13/status/590381724510527488

Super Dragons is different from Seth's and actually looks like it hurts though

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
judging by the hoodie and today's brilliantly thought-out tweet I'm pretty sure Ziggler gives even less donuts about his status in the company than ever



gotta respect that

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

https://twitter.com/MattJackson13/status/590381724510527488

Super Dragons is different from Seth's and actually looks like it hurts though

Eventually their whole moveset will consist of superkicks and poo poo that's been banned from WWE and it'll be wonderful.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Didn't someone in ROH have a move called the Curbstomp years ago, and it was the one where you grab a face-down person's arms and then stomp on his back?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Perry Normal posted:

EDIT - Wait, Dolph had a crossed off YES logo too?

No no I'm just an idiot incapable of reading properly.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Shocking News: Show that has been bad for like a year straight continues to be bad.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Seth could go back to using the "moonsault off a fat guy's manbreasts"

e: nm, forgot he isn't aligned with Reigns anymore

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I like Bo Dallas. He was on RAW. YAY!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I spent my night sick as a dog and full of pain, so idk if that was a plus.

sticklefifer posted:

Didn't someone in ROH have a move called the Curbstomp years ago, and it was the one where you grab a face-down person's arms and then stomp on his back?

Bryan did it. Super Dragon did it too.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

KungFu Grip posted:

Bryan did it. Super Dragon did it too.

I thought I remembered having a gif of Bryan doing it in WWE.



Close enough.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I thought I remembered having a gif of Bryan doing it in WWE.



Close enough.

loving ow.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Word's going around that John Cena is getting a new entrance at Extreme Rules. Here's the supposed leaked version of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3OY2GQ-d_E

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



That is real bad.

As bad as WWE.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I thought I remembered having a gif of Bryan doing it in WWE.



Close enough.

good times :unsmith:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I thought I remembered having a gif of Bryan doing it in WWE.



Close enough.

Bryan could've popped both shoulders out of the sockets if Punk didn't release in time

Bryan probably would've agreed to it anyway because he's literally insane

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Post-pirate Paul Burchill would also use the above style of curb stomp. It was one of two notable things about him!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The Bo/Reigns segment almost feels like someone spotted all the people wanting to see "Bolieve That" on one of the wrestleboards or twitters and suggested it to Vince. "Well if the internet likes it, we should get Reigns to say it so they'll like him!"


KungFu Grip posted:

Bryan did it. Super Dragon did it too.

Weird, for some reason I had it in my head that Homicide used it somewhere around '04-'06.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i liked it when big bad reigns hurt Bo loveable dallas and was booed.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Anime Curator posted:

i liked it when big bad reigns hurt Bo loveable dallas and was booed.

Loveable rear end in a top hat Bo Dallas. They did all they could of having Bo insult him repeatedly, make it clear that Reigns didn't want to talk, just fight.

But his delivery on Bo-lieve sure made him a heel.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I want to go and find all of those posts where people defended how the Ascension got buried because "Don't worry guys, when an actual good NXT guy gets called up they'll get treated right"

:rip: Neville, the man that creative forgot

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
:rip: neville, you lost twice and then creative forgot about you

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

St Evan Echoes posted:

I want to go and find all of those posts where people defended how the Ascension got buried because "Don't worry guys, when an actual good NXT guy gets called up they'll get treated right"

:rip: Neville, the man that creative forgot

his ceiling is 'popular midcard guy who has good matches on tv' anyway

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

Spermgod posted:

his ceiling is 'popular midcard guy who has good matches on tv' anyway

too bad he isnt on tv then, fandango got to be on raw but neville didnt

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Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Spermgod posted:

his ceiling is 'popular midcard guy who has good matches on tv' anyway

What's so bad about letting guys hit their ceiling, eh?

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