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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the rest are taking unprescribed drugs

world turns

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

kazr posted:

instead of looking inward to why you are unhappy you take your ssri's and grind on with your 40 hour a week job to fund your place of living, pay your bills, and keep on with the bull poo poo you are told that makes you happy.

when you're exhausted at night but your mind can't stop running a million miles a minute at everything you need to do your md prescribes zolpidem. when you get those overwhelming moments of oh holy gently caress i can't keep existing this way just pop a clonazepam and life seems okay and you can keep going with the grind.

middle class and can't focus on your work half way through the day or have trouble even rolling out of bed? some adderal or ritalin are going to set you straight to be okay enough to push through the crushing ennui of existing with the rest of the human race.

ive worked in pharmacy for over 5 years, ama

what's the best way to steal controlled substances from a pharmacy without getting caught?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

what's the best way to steal controlled substances from a pharmacy without getting caught?

pay a doctor to write you a script obv

that's some poo poo you don't really want to gently caress around with imo, my friend got charged with a felony after HER friend consented to a car search and the pigs found a (1) pill of vicodin in the bottom of my friend's purse. if you have a prescription that all goes away.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

my friend got charged with a felony after HER friend consented to a car search and the pigs found a (1) pill of vicodin in the bottom of my friend's purse. if you have a prescription that all goes away.

was she black or in utah, these are the only 2 explanations

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe natural selection doesn't demand a level of fitness that modern day humans would consider conducive to happiness, safety and social interaction.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Pivotal Lever posted:

was she black or in utah, these are the only 2 explanations

Could have also been N Dakota, where the cops gotta fill their quotas. Seriously, this guy I knew got put on probation for having one of HIS PRESCRIBED PILLS in his car without the bottle. He proved that it was his at his hearing, but that is still technically illegal.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pivotal Lever posted:

was she black or in utah, these are the only 2 explanations

white blond girl in San Diego

go figure

although San Diego is kind of a conservative bastion (thanks military bases) so the police here are really gung ho on anti-drug enforcement and they were in a park after dark in a suburb.

I think she got the charges dropped to a misdemeanor but she still had to deal with that and pay a lawyer and it was a nightmare. Just because her boyfriend accidentally spilled some of his prescription. She doesn't even smoke weed.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 21, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
i'm glad people are getting some help

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
it's tough out there.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

remember the episode where TFP(the fresh prince) takes speed?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Epic trolls gnarlyhotep... fresh prince of bel aier... classic

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Epic trolls gnarlyhotep... fresh prince of bel aier... classic

this but unironically

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Stoic Commie posted:

this but unironically

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

SweetKarma posted:

Citalopram, Xanax, and Propranolol. Don't ask me why I'm taking Propranalol because me and my Psychiatrist don't know either.

Do you regularly take stomach meds. Some of them when mixed with citalopram cause arrythmia.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

SweetKarma posted:

Citalopram, Xanax, and Propranolol. Don't ask me why I'm taking Propranalol because me and my Psychiatrist don't know either.

omg me too we're like twins!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
mr. gnarls do you have all of these saved in a big folder?

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
famous people are bad people.

all of them.

without exception.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Darf posted:

mr. gnarls do you have all of these saved in a big folder?

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
Our society is objectively poo poo and it's pretty obviously crumbling but I appreciate trying to cheer people up with fresh prince gifs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
50 years ago everyone just drank a lot.

oh no the human brain is a piece of poo poo abloo bloo bloo

oh no someone made money i'm a socialist lookit me ablloooooooooo

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler


(I actually took this one myself :) )

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

gnarlyhotep posted:



(I actually took this one myself :) )

Snails are cool.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

cool tree bro posted:

Snails are cool.



he's looking at me

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
I forgot snails have eyes on stalks so I thought he was a sad snail hiding his little snail face.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

A Stupid Baby posted:

i heard on tv that like a majority of americans go to the dentist instead of letting all their teeth rot and poo poo, what a messed up society

Better to go untreated then wage jihad or something.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

another working day has ended
only the rush hour hell to face
packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
contestants in a suicidal race

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw



loving Commies

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Fog Tripper posted:

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw



loving Commies

I'm a new world psychoactive man

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

snails are cool
slugs are fuckin gross

i dunno, i guess i find the lack of the shell disgusting

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

gnarlyhotep posted:

Another feel good funfest from THS

more threadshitting from gtep

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BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
I used to do unprescribed psychoactive drugs not for medication but for exploration once or twice a year. I highly recommend it.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i take drugs so i dont stay in bed for months at a time and eventually try to kill myself lmao my brain is so lovely

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