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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
List the top 5 crimes in order of seriousness. By way of providing an example, I'll start:

Murder
Rape
Racism
Animal Cruelty
Drug Use

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

I.N.R.I posted:

List the top 5 crimes in order of seriousness. By way of providing an example, I'll start:

Murder
Rape
Racism
Animal Cruelty
Drug Use

Murder
Rape/Abuse
Cruelty of Any Kind
Theft/Vandalism
Environmental Abuse (dumping used motor oil down the sewer drain)

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Genocide
War Crimes
Murder
Almost successful murder
Really successful rape or assault

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
this thread
murder
rape
torture
capitalism

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
Drug possession
Drug manufacture
Drug distribution
Gun possession
Hate speech

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
emerson lake and palmer
genesis with phil collins
nwa without ice cube
belle and sebastian
the baltimore colts leaving for indy (dick move)

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Murder in the first degree
Murder in the second degree
Manslaughter
Involuntary manslaughter
Shoplifting

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
durr dude

obviously this is MOTHERFUCKING GBS yeeeeeeeehowww

being fat
eating fast food/applebees
advanced weight lifting
posting on tumblr
buying the WRONG KIND

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
rape
rape
rape
rape
misogyny

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
abortion
gun control
atheism
black history month
liberal arts degrees

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
being german
eating biscotti without a good hot beverage
using the n-word in public
anything involving video games (ugh)
naming your daughter meredith

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

if i list 5 crimes in order of seriousness people will know how to work the system, so for public safety i cannot publish a crime list

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
removing choice from others
destroying culture
intentional deception
the concept of ownership
op's mom having children

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
You're posts

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Posting poo poo topics in GBS
Mass murder
nuclear terrorism
white slavery
Nintendo

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Heresy
Miscegenation
Abortion
Covetousness
Sodomy

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Xaris posted:

durr dude

obviously this is MOTHERFUCKING GBS yeeeeeeeehowww

being fat
eating fast food/applebees
advanced weight lifting
posting on tumblr
buying the WRONG KIND

I hate it when people do those things

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
its really horrible. i think we as gbs need to stand up again these crimes against humanities

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

i think people need to clarify whether these are ascending or descending order, please.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
internet murder
internet rape
internet burglary
internet assault
bronies

PenisOfPathos
May 10, 2007
Damn good device.
Rape
Rape
Being male
Being white
Triggering a womyn

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Chinaman7000 posted:

i think people need to clarify whether these are ascending or descending order, please.

Mine was descending , but if people want to do it the other way around, its ok.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
1.Commodities Speculation
2.Drug copyright enforcement
3.Defense Contracting
4.Predatory Lending to third world nations by international financial institutions.
5.Existing as a white person and not either turning on your people or committing suicide.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
where do you rank a sodomy and adultery?

maybe this should have been a top 10 so we could get some really brilliant gbs insights about the seriousness of criminal matters pertaining to their most impeccable north-pointing moral compass? i know theres nothing more than gbs likes to do than give opinions

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
jingoism
exceptionalism
narcissism
individualism
jism

e: autasm

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
e/n
yospos
d&d
tivs
gbs


which order??? well beauty is in the eye of the beholder :D

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Being gay
Looking/acting gay
Saying "I'm gay"
Expecting to be treated with respect for being a paying customer at my business you gay human being
Not killing your gay loving self in the first place

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

yeah, people who watch anime are even worse than people who watch normal cartoons and TV. I don't know how you can gently caress up at watching shows, but Goons always seem to manage to do it.

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
starting a freakin' war
killing or something
sex before marriage
wrong cycle settings on laundry
atheism

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
racism is bad but I don't think it's a crime in of itself and certainly not on the list of 5 worst crimes

Genocide
War Crimes
Murder
Torture
Rape



Torture has to be worse than rape, a) rape is often part of torture and b) I'd much rather get hosed in my hole with a dick than have sharp medical instruments making new holes in me.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
improper display of a flag
illegal gambling
not having your blinker on when turning
turning on red when there's a sign saying not to
walking at night

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Let's Play
ADTRW
TCC
GiP
D&D

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Goku
Goku
Comedy Option
Goku
Goku

www
Aug 4, 2010

i think pedophilia is pretty bad and the sexual abuse of innocent children is in the top 5 crimes and yet it hasnt been mentioned once yet in this thread...

hmm.....

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

www posted:

i think pedophilia is pretty bad and the sexual abuse of innocent children is in the top 5 crimes and yet it hasnt been mentioned once yet in this thread...

hmm.....

I said ADTRW, pay attention

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
pedo
anime
banning nooner
being mean to nooner
cyberbully

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

www posted:

i think pedophilia is pretty bad and the sexual abuse of innocent children is in the top 5 crimes and yet it hasnt been mentioned once yet in this thread...

hmm.....

isn't that under the 'rape' umbrella though?

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nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
Murder
Rape (including statutory)
Bigotry in general
Human Trafficking (that poo poo is seriously hosed up)
Using abbreviations like LOL or SMH in real life... Or even on the Internet, like seriously, are we loving middle school girls or something?

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