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Moridin920 posted:personally I just think it's funny when they get all 'I risk my life for YOU!' like my rights were ever threatened by Afghanis. If anything I've lost more civil rights in the last 10 years due to our own government policy than because outsiders are at the gates. *Afghans
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plain blue jacket posted:Is there is much animosity between american soldiers and civilians in real life or is this just a something awful thing? I honestly never hear it IRL, then again I live in NYC where most people are too busy to give a drat and 9/11 was a real thing to them. To me it's like how Americans think the rest of the world hates them, the truth is nobody gives a poo poo about America, it's just a place where awesome movies and TV shows come from.
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cool tree bro posted:lol if you think the military wont be made of primarily contractors from blackwater, i mean Xe, I mean Academi and other such corporations in a decade. When they first popped onto the scene I looked into them for a few hours because it was like something out of an outlandish cyberpunk game or something. The amount of logos and corporate taping around them is nuts. Actually the thing that bummed me out is when I first started to look into them, I ran across like two dozen companies I bet not many people have heard of in Iraq; everyone knows Blackwater/Xe. My personal favorite was a "security solutions" firm owned by Haliburton, mostly because before the Iraq war they were literally thrown out of the Phillipines for doing enforcement work for a child slavery and prostitution ring but avoided prosecution due to their American connections. Of course this reputation meant they probably got a really good discount on
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 21:13 |
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TheChad posted:They're just seeing if they can get a response from him at all, if he laughs they win. Why don't you be an adult and tell the guy wasting your time to go gently caress himself.
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 23:33 |
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plain blue jacket posted:Is there is much animosity between american soldiers and civilians in real life or is this just a something awful thing? It's a love hate relationship. Like for example where I live there is a massive marine base (Pendleton). The locals love the economic boost and generally don't have a problem with individual soldiers, but everyone hates the marines who act like drunken jackasses every weekend. I don't really have a huge problem with soldiers but it does just irritate me when they pretend like they're doing me some huge service. For the most part people are pretty cool with soldiers. I don't like the occupation but I understand it's the best choice some people have. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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man applewhite really bought into the commercial where the marine fights the dragon with a sword didn't he?
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 23:42 |
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Daedra posted:my dad was in the air force and he was a badass that put gas in airplanes i mean how badass is that How does it feel knowing your dad wanted to murder people?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:22 |
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there's actually a huge difference between the marine corps and the air force / navy. when people think of stupid murdering psychopaths what they're really thinking of is the marine corps, and that's ok, they are literally the grunts and it's their job to kill as many people as possible before they eventually die. don't mix the air force and navy into that same group.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:26 |
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a bone to pick posted:there's actually a huge difference between the marine corps and the air force / navy. Marines: Dollar Store Murder Army: Walmart Murder Air Force: Target Murder Navy: Kohls/Best Buy Murder Coast Guard: No one cares NOAA: Windy Murder DIA: Murder?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:29 |
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a bone to pick posted:there's actually a huge difference between the marine corps and the air force / navy. Marines are basically anyone who is dumb enough to buy the whole uber-mesch toughest most heroic service bullshit.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:35 |
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We should keep the Marines out at sea where they belong and occasionally have them blow up a country when we need them to.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:42 |
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FirstPersonShitter posted:man applewhite really bought into the commercial where the marine fights the dragon with a sword didn't he? To be fair, sick commercial. It was like that ad for Zelda 2, but at the end the guy us wearing an even gayer costume than Link.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:44 |
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Pivotal Lever posted:Coming up on the 2yr anniversary of when Chris Kyle was taken from us. Where is that copypasta from?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:49 |
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Americas finest having an intellectual discussion on race: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63DORtkeIjQ First Recon: The smart marines
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Moridin920 posted:It's a love hate relationship. Like for example where I live there is a massive marine base (Pendleton). The locals love the economic boost and generally don't have a problem with individual soldiers, but everyone hates the marines who act like drunken jackasses every weekend. Oceanside - an occupied territory.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:05 |
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because they have literally nothing else to brag about: - protected average americans from harm? no - learned valuable skills? no - learned to be well-adjusted members of society? lol
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:08 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:because the typical marine is a barely literate sociopath also they generally have the darkest sense of humor possible and lying on the internet to piss off people like the OP you're being trolled and you fell for it
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:09 |
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Yo I served for 6 years. My 4 years in active were spent living in DC, "working" 3 hours a day for great pay, amazing benefits, and like 50 days of vacation days/holidays a year. My 2 years in the guard were spent getting drunk with my platoon sergeant and showing up 2 hours late. For my noble sacrifices I received free college and the instant respect of everyone else in the country. Honor me for protecting your freedoms, fuckin civilians.
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FirstPersonShitter posted:man applewhite really bought into the commercial where the marine fights the dragon with a sword didn't he? uhh it was obviously a balor retard
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 03:12 |
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like the entire basis of the military is undermining recruits' self-confidence (and replacing it with unflinching nationalism) until they're infinitely-malleable pieces of human clay that you can tell to put a .50 cal round into an afghani civilians head without talking back.
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limeincoke posted:Yo I served for 6 years. My 4 years in active were spent living in DC, "working" 3 hours a day for great pay, amazing benefits, and like 50 days of vacation days/holidays a year. My 2 years in the guard were spent getting drunk with my platoon sergeant and showing up 2 hours late. How angry were you when you found out you would not get to murder anybody? Marines are the dumbest of the dumb. They forgot the air force and navy exists and made their own idiot aircraft carriers.
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[in British narrator voice] "Two weeks after the mating ritual the recruit will lay a clutch of eggs from which tiny marinelets will hatch and, within a mere eight-hour span, learn every skill they will possess in their entire lives. Thus goes the cycle of the military."
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thank u all for the explanation re: psyopmonkey I always thought that navy commercial where they're like "AMERICA, WE OWN THE SEAS" was creepy as gently caress, and not patriotic at all. i just mean drat dude, how can you watch that and not be scared shitless of the global empire projecting it's will worldwide glad i'm on this side is really what i'm saying here I guess sorry I didn't read most of the thread
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Harald posted:uhh it was obviously a balor retard it was a lava elemental you loving dumb lord
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 07:51 |
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probably because their proud of it, op
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:02 |
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How are marines able to breath without loving it up?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:04 |
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didn't read thread but everyone in tthe military is miserable and wishes misery on everyone else, hth
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Yaos posted:How are marines able to breath without loving it up? Alright... lemme go ahead and break it down barney style real quick...
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:20 |
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murdering
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limeincoke posted:Yo I served for 6 years. My 4 years in active were spent living in DC, "working" 3 hours a day for great pay, amazing benefits, and like 50 days of vacation days/holidays a year. My 2 years in the guard were spent getting drunk with my platoon sergeant and showing up 2 hours late. How did you avoid 100 hour work weeks and recurring injuries and having to sit in dumb seminars after everytime some guy hosed up his auto-erotic asphyxiation?
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Ronwayne posted:How did you avoid 100 hour work weeks and recurring injuries and having to sit in dumb seminars after everytime some guy hosed up his auto-erotic asphyxiation? Wow... Safety Briefs have changed.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:39 |
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My friend (MY UNCLE FROM NINTENDO) said dumb failed suicide attempts were instead reported as weird sex things to avoid endless suicide seminars.
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Ronwayne posted:My friend (MY UNCLE FROM NINTENDO) said dumb failed suicide attempts were instead reported as weird sex things to avoid endless suicide seminars. How can a soldier be trusted to kill others when the chips are down if they can't even get killing themselves right, why aren't we training these people better
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Ronwayne posted:My friend (MY UNCLE FROM NINTENDO) said dumb failed suicide attempts were instead reported as weird sex things to avoid endless suicide seminars. There must be many bitterly disappointed fetishists in the marine corp
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psyopmonkey posted:I post normal, sometimes humorous, things on this website. However, there are a bunch of weirdos who like to bring up that im trans all the time. I could understand if I was being a Tumblr'ina, but we can all see thats not the case from my profuse use of tranny jokes and crass self deprecating humor. Are you worried about how cutting off your dicks will affect your shitposting?
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psyopmonkey posted:Alright... lemme go ahead and break it down barney style real quick... I just imagine them standing there, forgetting to exhale.
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Ronwayne posted:How did you avoid 100 hour work weeks and recurring injuries and having to sit in dumb seminars after everytime some guy hosed up his auto-erotic asphyxiation? Served in the Old Guard in a mortar platoon. If there wasn't a ceremony going on there was poo poo for us to do. And once I became a squad leader that "3 hours" went down to "maybe 1 hour." And once I was 5 months from ETSing that 1 hour went to "show up for formation and then say I have a appointment and disappear for the day."
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limeincoke posted:Served in the Old Guard in a mortar platoon. If there wasn't a ceremony going on there was poo poo for us to do. The sham is strong with this one.
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i love how folks in the military use sham/shamming and then act like civilians dont get what it means no, we get it, we understand the english language and even without a term for it we get that you are wasting our tax dollars doing nothing the majority of the time
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