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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
http://geektyrant.com/news/scarlett-johansson-starts-shooting-ghost-in-the-shell-in-2016

So teen boys will continue to be fappining to Scar Jo in her latest film.

I'm not complaining, I probably will as well.

My question; Who will they get to play Batou?

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
them tenn boys are at it again

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
is this anime poo poo

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
She is really pretty

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nefarious posted:

is this anime poo poo

Yes of course. But Scar Jo in a revealing outfit for 90 minutes. Jiggle factor 11.

Interested?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Does she even remember her real hair color at this point?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Hobohemian posted:

Does she even remember her real hair color at this point?

i know she's always putting on clothes and pretending to be another person to what a loving slut

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Hobohemian posted:

Does she even remember her real hair color at this point?

this is the stupidest post

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
i hope she does well on her new project and that it is good and enjoyed by the viewing public
































not

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

this is the stupidest virginist post
ftfy

naem
May 29, 2011

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

She is really pretty

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

Yes of course. But Scar Jo in a revealing outfit for 90 minutes. Jiggle factor 11.

Interested?

i'd rather just watch ghost world or something else pre-breast reduction but maybe if they completely gut the source material they could make it watchable with the added benefit of pissing off weaboos

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

http://geektyrant.com/news/scarlett-johansson-starts-shooting-ghost-in-the-shell-in-2016

So teen boys will continue to be fappining to Scar Jo in her latest film.

I'm not complaining, I probably will as well.

My question; Who will they get to play Batou?

what a major letdown

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nefarious posted:

i'd rather just watch ghost world or something else pre-breast reduction but maybe if they completely gut the source material they could make it watchable with the added benefit of pissing off weaboos

Isn't that post augmentation, pre-reduction, pre-career fail, reaugmentation?

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
you guys care too much about her tits

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

you guys care too much about her tits

i care too much about her rear end jajajaja

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Frostwerks posted:

i care too much about her rear end jajajaja

lmao

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
Vin Diesel or the Rock for Batou.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
idgaf about scarl jonson but that movie with the erect scottish dicks in it was a+

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hypha posted:

Vin Diesel or the Rock for Batou.

I'd watch it

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
Isn't this being produced by Avi Arad?

Yeah, this poo poo's gonna be terrible.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



I value this woman as an actress and a person.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
hey VendaGoat, didn't you once talk about how you'd fantasize about a dog's head on scar jo's body because what the loving christ dude

MantisToboggan
Feb 1, 2013
Isn't she like 20 years too old to portray an anime sex seymbol?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
So a buff kick rear end female Japanese covert ops robot named Major Kusanagi is going to be played by a skinny white woman? Weird.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gammatron 64 posted:

hey VendaGoat, didn't you once talk about how you'd fantasize about a dog's head on scar jo's body because what the loving christ dude

Only if it's scar jo's head on a golden lab's body because they are the loyalist breed of dog.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
She's pretty meh tbqh. They should have gotten Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez to star. I'd watch one of them prowl around in a catsuit for 90 minutes no problemo.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Charles Bukowski posted:

So a buff kick rear end female Japanese covert ops robot named Major Kusanagi is going to be played by a skinny white woman? Weird.

yeah they might make this good after all

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

BigBoss posted:

She's pretty meh tbqh. They should have gotten Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez to star. I'd watch one of them prowl around in a catsuit for 90 minutes no problemo.

Are jokes about Aatrek parachute accounts still funny?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Are jokes about Aatrek parachute accounts still funny?

this is SA
:regd08:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
38 year old shut-in fantasy movie announced
first reviews are in: "too old i wouldnt even do her anymore"

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I want to see Scar Jo play Old Major in a live action human adaptation of Animal Farm

Napoleon can be Jonah Hill but we have to make sure he's in fatty mode for the role, he can opposite Zack Galifinakis or something for Snowball because he can actually keep his weight off

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

this is SA
:regd08:

something something joke too old for aatrek something something

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