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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yeah let me get a scene pony cartoon with a dripping wet pussy and a star tattoo'd on its rear end in a top hat right on my shoulder

what the gently caress is wrong with people

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Hobo Siege posted:

the only cartoon i'm a fan of is the goku and vegeta power hour

i'm really strong so there's no point

anthromorphic animals = cartoons

dummy

quit stalling for time and start a thunderdome thread

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
My friend found 25 year old my little pony figurines she had as a kid. Apparently very rare. Sold one for $540, the rest for a combined $1000 or so.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
i watched one episode of mlp and it was really really lovely also i'm gay

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

OMGVBFLOL posted:

anthromorphic animals = cartoons

dummy

quit stalling for time and start a thunderdome thread

what the gently caress is this thunderdome "thread" poo poo, i was thinking like the real deal, someone get a cage set up where we fight to the death over cartoons

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I watched the first episode with my roommates when it first came out and it was a nice show for kids. It was funny when the one was so antisocial she just started squeaking when talked to

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Zazi posted:

Because surely there's something behind it right?


The answer is no. That show is loving awful. Someone explain to me why bronies are a thing that exist.

The show doesn't make sense to you because it's not for you. It's targeted towards children. The concepts it presents are super basic to an adult. Bronies like it because most if not all of them have autism, and one of the side truths about autism is that your brain doesn't develop beyond 13 year olds, so My Little Pony still works for these people.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

I watched the first episode with my roommates when it first came out and it was a nice show for kids. It was funny when the one was so antisocial she just started squeaking when talked to

yeah the show itself is fine, imo

it's the bronies that suck

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

I watched the first episode with my roommates when it first came out and it was a nice show for kids. It was funny when the one was so antisocial she just started squeaking when talked to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoJY6V9iuc

There.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Oh boy, another quality MLP thread.

"well I for one have the bold opinion that My Little Pony is bad and that bronies are also bad!" x100

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Pththya-lyi posted:

Oh boy, another quality MLP thread.

"well I for one have the bold opinion that My Little Pony is bad and that bronies are also bad!" x100

You obviously don't know how brony threads end.
Full of bronies. That's how.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I watched an episode back when people started getting mlp avatars here and I wanted to know why.

My wife walked in on me watching it and yelled 'why the gently caress are you watching my little pony'

She doesn't give a poo poo about porn but draws the line at horse cartoons.

I picked a good wife.

Also if I had a school aged daughter I'd let her watch it but I don't know why anyone else would want to.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
I just realized that we mentioned Fallout: Equestria and The Droid hasn't shown up yet. Is he alright? :ohdear:

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Bronies are scum.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Bronies are scum.

its dogwhistle paedophilia

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Michaellaneous posted:

You obviously don't know how brony threads end.
Full of bronies. That's how.

michaellaneous what happened to when you would write page long rants about how lovely and terrible bronies were, those were good posts, the only good posts in the brony threads of yore. youre slacking, imo

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Remember the early threads that had actual brony anti-fanfiction? There was this one where this brony woke up into a world where My Little Pony never existed. He was trying to remember the names and poo poo. It was like 3000 words long or something. I think after four years goons have lost their brony hate passion. Now y'all are just going through the motions like old married dudes.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Bluemillion posted:

Remember the early threads that had actual brony anti-fanfiction? There was this one where this brony woke up into a world where My Little Pony never existed. He was trying to remember the names and poo poo. It was like 3000 words long or something. I think after four years goons have lost their brony hate passion. Now y'all are just going through the motions like old married dudes.
It's because we've all come to the realization that retarded adults will ruin anything that's supposed to be intended for children.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I know a girl who watches this show and unironically thinks it is good.

I don't understand how an adult can watch this show and actually enjoy it, since there has to be some kind of weird feeling in your subconscious that people would think your a creepy pedo for watching it. Maybe some people would be able to repress that feeling and watch it anyway, but I don't think I could and I would not be able to enjoy it for that reason.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Reasons there are Bronies:

1. It looks like anime
2. Most of the cast are women
3. Autism
4. It looks like anime
5. There is no god and evolution is a series of accidents

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Moridin920 posted:

yeah let me get a scene pony cartoon with a dripping wet pussy and a star tattoo'd on its rear end in a top hat right on my shoulder

what the gently caress is wrong with people

This is pretty much the same thing as the people in Snow Crash who have "Poor Impulse Control" tattooed on their forehead, only much worse.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

My wife is a very suborn and logical person and doesn't like to not understand things. When she learned about bronies she had to figure it out. She made me bring up a youtube of a random episode. She kept watching and watching waiting for something in the video to make sense, to explain it. I kept telling her "it's a show for young children, mostly young girls". Eventually she became upset and let me shut it off. "What the gently caress, this is just a show for very little girls?! But why are grown men watching it???". It does not compute, and it makes her upset.

I try to explain that it's less about the show and more about the social aspect or sense of community, not unlike furries. And not unlike furries there is a strong sexual aspect as well as childhood associations with saturday morning cartoons and their own stunted emotional development. It still just doesn't make sense to her. I mean it doesn't make sense to me but it's easy to just roll your eyes and say "gross man-children are weird" and not worry about it.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
I gave My Little Pony a try too, OP.

Only watched like three seasons before stopping. Because I didn't have the time to watch the rest.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
octonauts is a goods kidshow cause they teach about marine life and poo poo

also theres one on Disney where a little mexican boy teach u to fix things around the home

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

facebook jihad posted:



I don't understand how an adult can watch this show and actually enjoy it, since there has to be some kind of weird feeling in your subconscious that people would think your a creepy pedo for watching it.

Pedophiles watch Star Trek.

This is a proven and statistical fact

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i wanna see the mechanic boy team up w dora and and fabricate and assemble a holding cell for all those loving stars she steals

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
They need to have all the mexican cartoon children get together to tell everyone how wrong it is to sneak into america illegally.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I let my kids watch this some times. It's not like offensively terrible but it's not anything special either. I guess it's fun for young girls.

I stopped by a local comic book shop once and asked if they had any My Little Pony comics, since I figured it might be good reading practice for my daughters. The owner explained "Sorry, we have trouble keeping those in stock. We have bronies." He used the exact same tone of voice you'd use for "We have bedbugs."

dk2m
May 6, 2009
One time I was smoking outside of a library and this kid prolly around 17-18 asked to bum one off me, I said whatever and asked him what he was holding. It was a dvd of my little pony and he went on and on about it. he told me that his dad regularly beat him and he wasn't doing very well in school, but he found peace and quiet while watching the show. Who am I to judge?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My favorite thing hardcore Bronies do is lock themselves in their rooms with the toys and focus really, really hard on talking to them and making them talk back in their head. Like they're trying to give themselves schizophrenia to turn the pony toys real.

Until you've done that OP, you're still a casual.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

dk2m posted:

One time I was smoking outside of a library and this kid prolly around 17-18 asked to bum one off me, I said whatever and asked him what he was holding. It was a dvd of my little pony and he went on and on about it. he told me that his dad regularly beat him and he wasn't doing very well in school, but he found peace and quiet while watching the show. Who am I to judge?

this is :smith: as hell

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

omg op i can't believe you did that

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

someone please buy this for the op tia

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Baronjutter posted:

My wife is a very suborn and logical person and doesn't like to not understand things. When she learned about bronies she had to figure it out. She made me bring up a youtube of a random episode. She kept watching and watching waiting for something in the video to make sense, to explain it. I kept telling her "it's a show for young children, mostly young girls". Eventually she became upset and let me shut it off. "What the gently caress, this is just a show for very little girls?! But why are grown men watching it???". It does not compute, and it makes her upset.

I try to explain that it's less about the show and more about the social aspect or sense of community, not unlike furries. And not unlike furries there is a strong sexual aspect as well as childhood associations with saturday morning cartoons and their own stunted emotional development. It still just doesn't make sense to her. I mean it doesn't make sense to me but it's easy to just roll your eyes and say "gross man-children are weird" and not worry about it.

Tell your wife it's for the porn and she will wish for the days of blissful ignorance.

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Cole posted:

you're loving gay for trying

you suck a dick just to test it out you're still a dick sucking human being

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My favorite thing hardcore Bronies do is lock themselves in their rooms with the toys and focus really, really hard on talking to them and making them talk back in their head. Like they're trying to give themselves schizophrenia to turn the pony toys real.

Until you've done that OP, you're still a casual.

If it's of any solace those people will eventually shatter their brains in strange and terrifying ways.

Just not the very specific sort of way they wanted it to shatter.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Mad Monk posted:

It's just a way for sissy men to recognize other sissy men so they can get together and play dollies.

Thats Warhammer.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Should have watch the pony girl movies instead. Bronies apparently hate them (less horses to jerk to?).

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:nws: :siren: warning, extreme pony porn::siren:
http://h6img.com/p/5/horse-porn.jpg
:siren: WARNING :siren: You may NEVER recover!:siren:

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