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What would you give it? It has to be benevolent, so "killing all the ___________" is out. So is cucking, sodomizing, anything against a protected class in society such as a hipster, and of course caramel macchiatos. It has to benefit all of humanity (preferably in a hugely profound way), and lastly it includes yourself as a recipient of the above-mentioned benevolence. I toyed with the idea of immortality, so everyone alive today knows they'll literally live forever, and maybe that would make the world a better place for everyone since we're all going to be here for a long time. I would feel the need to include the clause that everyone is also cured of any and all diseases, maladies, deformities etc and has a perfectly functioning body. Then I wondered about giving humanity mental telepathy, specifically the ability to communicate with each other with no language barriers, no biases, just pure thought to communicate ideas and concepts, and the kinds of mental think tanks we could derive and utilize to better the future of humanity and our world. Solving our problems would become easier, and the need for the internet to communicate ideas would be replaced by speed of thought global communication. What would you give humanity if you had the ability to waggle your fingers and make it happen?
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Gas threads and ban ops.
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Apr 23, 2015 18:23
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but some people enjoy a good sodomizing
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Apr 23, 2015 18:24
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it's tumblr
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Apr 23, 2015 18:27
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A unified world government with me as its unquestioned leader.
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Apr 23, 2015 18:28
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two sexual partners at the same time
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rocky road ice cream
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Flo Cytometer posted:two sexual partners at the same time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4
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Apr 23, 2015 18:32
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this dick
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Apr 23, 2015 18:32
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FTL travel duh
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Apr 23, 2015 18:39
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Fojar38 posted:this dick That Dick.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:That Dick. Green Dick
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Apr 23, 2015 18:41
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eric posted:Gas threads and ban ops.
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Apr 23, 2015 18:42
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god through his grace already gave us the gift of salvation through the blood of his only son, jesus who is the christ. if humanity can't satisfy itself with that gift i think any other would be wasted.
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I think a home-cooked meal is the greatest gift anyone can give. 
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I think a home-cooked meal is the greatest gift anyone can give. set sail for dick
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Flo Cytometer posted:set sail for dick Fojar38 posted:this dick
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Apr 23, 2015 19:12
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Painful ignorance. When you don't know about a subject, you get a headache. As long as you are learning about something, your headache goes away. (Not a constant headache, but a sort of "Who cares about European history? OWWWWW!" and then the pain goes away when you learn something about European history. Repeat for other subjects.)
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genesplicer posted:Painful ignorance. I'm relatively sure that it hasn't worked that well to date.
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Flo Cytometer posted:I'm relatively sure that it hasn't worked that well to date. That's because it doesn't cause immediate, physical pain. At least, not usually.
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A Coke
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genesplicer posted:That's because it doesn't cause immediate, physical pain. They'd continue to do the same poo poo, just on a morphine drip. You should aim for genital mutilation, shrunken testicles, something attainable which may actually cause a change in behavior.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:god through his grace already gave us the gift of salvation through the blood of his only son, jesus who is the christ. if humanity can't satisfy itself with that gift i think any other would be wasted.
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BIG VEINY TITS
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Amazon gift card as usual
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Apr 23, 2015 19:44
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If anyone one says world peace they are forgetting that war is freaking awesome. Without war we wouldn't have all these sweet FPS games.
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Apr 23, 2015 19:52
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War. But in space.
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Apr 23, 2015 19:56
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Economic prosperity and post scarcity, but with Bitcoin
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Apr 23, 2015 19:59
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I would give them "the gift."
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my dick
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Apr 23, 2015 20:14
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Food replicator, useful as gently caress
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Everyone gets a dick EVERYONE
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ive often thought about telepathy too because maybe people would stop being so selfish but really id just hook it up with containable cold fusion powering intergalactic starships so we can gently caress other galaxies like we hosed the new world
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empathy, OP
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The will to use critical thinking
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Free food, drink, shelter, and personal hygiene products for life. Imagine if your life was no longer consumed entirely by just staying alive. You could do anything, you could create anything.
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nonazis posted:Free food, drink, shelter, and personal hygiene products for life. Imagine if your life was no longer consumed entirely by just staying alive. You could do anything, you could create anything. ..and would still sit here shitposting!
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