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- Applewhite
- Aug 16, 2014
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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It's a lot like riding a fixed gear bicycle
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Apr 23, 2015 18:47
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- Flo Cytometer
- Apr 20, 2015
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by Ralp
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to get her stimulated, you keep pushing her button, like changing the program on an 8-track
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Apr 23, 2015 18:48
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- Spandex Bonerlord
- Sep 30, 2014
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Sex is sooo last millennia.
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Apr 23, 2015 18:51
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- Applewhite
- Aug 16, 2014
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by vyelkin
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Nap Ghost
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You know that feeling you get when you drink a caramel macchiato? It's like that, only over your whole body.
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Apr 23, 2015 19:16
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- Flo Cytometer
- Apr 20, 2015
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by Ralp
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an orgasm is like the whip on the top, only you leave it in where it lie unless you are especially naughty (or have a spoon)
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Apr 23, 2015 19:17
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- Flo Cytometer
- Apr 20, 2015
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by Ralp
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Its that thing that Uncle Applewhite did to you when you were both young.
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Apr 23, 2015 19:18
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- a bone to pick
- Sep 14, 2011
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by FactsAreUseless
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*if lame-O's like my parents are doing it then it's not cool bruh"
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Apr 23, 2015 19:28
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- Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
- Nov 15, 2003
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when making love, only use the finest hand-wound artisan sheep intestine. it doesnt protect against AIDS, but that disease is so 90s
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Apr 23, 2015 19:56
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- basement jihadist
- Oct 3, 2002
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heh, you gently caress like my dad, that's adorable
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Apr 23, 2015 19:58
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- Indubitable Leg
- Aug 9, 2013
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To achieve coitus, imagine if Lana Del Ray never went on SNL
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