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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Simple concept, I've got some questions, you've got some answers, maybe whomever shows they know NFL teams's thoughts the best gets a Mel Kiper wig and a forums upgrade:

Everything's a point each unless you get Mr. Irrelevent correct in which case I will buy you something that commemorates what a lucky rear end in a top hat you are.

1) Does Jameis Winston go #1 overall?
2) Does Philip Rivers get traded?
a) if yes, to what team?
3) Does Adrian Peterson get traded?
a) if yes, for what picks? (i'll be kind if you're close)
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
6) Who is the first player to try to dap up Roger Goodell? (not a handshake and a hug, something Hank Hill would frown at)
7) Does Chip Kelly draft a player from Oregon before the end of day 2 (ie rounds 1-3)?
8) Does a running back get drafted in the first 16 picks?
9) Does Bill Belichick draft a player from Rutgers?
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper)
Kevin White)
Breshad Perriman)
DeVante Parker)
Dorial Green-Beckham)
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
12) In which round is the first kicker or punter drafted
13) How many quarterbacks are drafted over the first two days?
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest)
lowest)
15) Is Mr. Irrelevant an offensive, defensive or ST player?
a) name him

Easy copy answer key:

1)
2)
a)
3)
a)
4-
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
5-
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10-
Amari Cooper)
Kevin White)
Breshad Perriman)
DeVante Parker)
Dorial Green-Beckham)
11-
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
12)
13)
14 -
highest)
lowest)
15)
a)

Will close the polls early next week

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Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
1) Yes
2) Yes
a) Titans
3) No
a)
4-
a) Washington
b) New Orleans
c) Tennessee
d) Cleveland
e) Patriots (heh)
5-
a) NYJets
b) Buffalo
c) St. Louis
d) San Diego
e) Philadelphia
6) Amari Cooper
7) Yes
8) Yes (Gurley)
9) Yes (Late rounds)
10-
Amari Cooper) Oakland
Kevin White) New York Jets
Breshad Perriman) New Orleans
DeVante Parker) Cleveland
Dorial Green-Beckham) Kansas City
11-
a) Mariota - 2nd overall
b) Shane Ray - 8th
c) Dante Fowler Jr - 3rd
d) Brandon Scherff - 9th
e) Trae Waynes - 11th
12) 3rd round
13) 6
14 -
highest) Green Bay
lowest) Cleveland
15) Offensive
a) Connor Halliday

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
1) Yep
2) Nope
a) You out your drat mind if you think any team will pay what the Chargers will probably be asking.
3) Yep
a) Probably a second day pick. They want to move on and no one wants to admit it.
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a) Jets
b) Titans
c) Patriots
d) Saints
e) Rams
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Chargers
c) Giants
d) Browns
e) Falcons
6) Jameis Winston
7) Yes
8) Gurley better or else I'll lose faith in the NFL scouting department.
9) They don't need Tyler Kroft, so no.
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Giants
Breshad Perriman) Dolphins
DeVante Parker) Browns
Dorial Green-Beckham) Chiefs
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Leonard Williams - 5th overall to the Skins
b) Vic Beasley - 8th overall to the Falcons
c) Trae Waynes - 11th overall to the Vikings
d) Melvin Gordon - 26th overall to the Ravens
e) Marcus Peters - 22nd overall to the Steelers
12) Sixth round
13) First two days? That's a lot of QBs since you're counting the fourth round. Probably like 7 or so I'd imagine.
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest) He's going to dick suck the Eagles no matter what
lowest) Probably some crap team he doesn't care about like the Chargers or the Falcons. Picking Falcons.
15) Defensive player.
a) Tray Walker, TSU DB

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
1) Yes
2) No
a) Titans
3) Yes
a) Late 1st Round
4-
a) Cincinatti
b) New Orleans
c) Tennessee
d) Cleveland
e) Buffalo
5-
a) Cleveland
b) Jets
c) St. Louis
d) San Diego
e) Philadelphia
6) Kevin White (I'm an idiot and forgot Winston won't attend)
7) He drafts Mariotta in round 1
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Oakland
Kevin White) Cleveland
Breshad Perriman) Chicago
DeVante Parker) Baltimore
Dorial Green-Beckham) Kansas City
11-
a) Mariota - 2nd (browns or eagles)
b) Todd Gurley--26th
c) Landon Collins-20th
d) Leonard Williams--3rd
e) Dante Fowler-5th
12) 6th
13) 6
14 -
highest) Oakland
lowest) Cleveland
15) Offensive
a) JJ Nelson

Raku fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Apr 23, 2015

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK



1) If there is justice in this world, no.
2) Nah
a)
3) Yeah
a) Cowboys, obvs
4-
a) Titans
b) Niners
c) Saints
d) Cardinals
e) Vikings
5-
a) Eagles
b) Chiefs
c) Dolphins
d) Pats
e) Ravens
6) Leonard Williams (because he will be the first person there to go)
7) Yes (Ifo if not Mariota)
8) Nah
9) No
10-
Amari Cooper- Oakland
Kevin White- Dolphins
Breshad Perriman- Texans
DeVante Parker- Browns
Dorial Green-Beckham- Someone in like the third like New England
11-
a) Trae Waynes-18
b) Vic Beasley-8
c) Scherff-3
d) Melvin Gordon-23
e) Eric Kendricks-30
12) 5th
13) 3
14 -
highest) Packers
lowest) Browns
15) Offensive
a) Nick Boyle, Delaware

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
1) Yes
2) No
a)
3) No
a)
4-
a) Patriots
b) Browns
c) Lions
d) Seahawks
e)
5- Titans
a) Eagles
b) Colts
c) Saints
d)
e)
6) Amari Cooper
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Jaguars
Kevin White) Raiders
Breshad Perriman) Vikings
DeVante Parker) Browns
Dorial Green-Beckham) Dolphins
11-
a) Vick Beasley, 8
b) Marcus Mariota, 2
c) Leonard Williams, 6
d) Randy Gregory, 15
e) Todd Gurley, 9
12) 6th
13) 4
14 -
highest) Falcons
lowest) Saints
15) Special Teams
a) Lemongello Tuples, WTFU

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
1) Yes
2) No
a) Titans if I need to answer
3) Yes
a) 1st and a swap of 3rds (or a 3rd for MIN's 4th if the receiving team picks before the Vikings)
4-
a) Patriots
b) Jets
c)
d)
e)
5-
a) Browns
b) Seahawks
c)
d)
e)
6) Dante Fowler
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes, probably several
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Redskins
Breshad Perriman) Panthers
DeVante Parker) Giants
Dorial Green-Beckham) Ravens
11-
a) Leonard Williams, #3 overall
b) La'el Collins, #7 overall
c) Marcus Mariota, #2 overall
d) Brandon Scherff, #11 overall
e) Cam Irving, #18 overall
12) 4th
13) 4
14 -
highest) Browns
lowest) Cardinals
15) offensive
a) Rannell Hall, WR

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

1) Yes
2) No
3) No
4-
a) Titans
b) NYJ
5-
a) Eagles
b) Buccs
6) Leonard Williams
7) No
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Oakland Raiders
Kevin White) Chicago Bears
Breshad Perriman) Baltimore Ravens
DeVante Parker) Philadelphia Eagles
Dorial Green-Beckham) Kansas City
11-
a) Dante Fowler - Round 1, pick 3, Jacksonville Jaguars
b) Trae Waynes - Round 1, pick 11, Minnesota Vikings
c) Marcus Peters - Round 1, pick 22 , Pittsburgh Steelers
d) Landon Collins - Round 1, pick 29, Indianapolis Colts
e) Eric Rowe - Round 2, Pick 40, NYG
12) Round 5
13) Five
14 -
highest) Philadelphia Eagles
lowest) Cleveland Browns
15) Offensive
a) Jarvis Harrison

Diqnol fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Apr 23, 2015

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



1) Yes
2) No
a) -
3) Yes
a) 3rd
4-
a) Patriots
b) Titans
c) Washington
d) Packers
e)
5-
a) Saints
b) Eagles
c) Cowboys
d) Colts
e)
6) Dante Fowler
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) No
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Bears
Breshad Perriman) Dolphins
DeVante Parker) Chiefs
Dorial Green-Beckham) Ravens
11-
a) Leonard Williams 5
b) Todd Gurley 6
c) Vic Beasley 8
d) Bryce Petty 32
e) Trae Waynes 10
12) 6th
13) 5
14 -
highest) Ravens
lowest) Titans
15) Defensive
a) Jeff Luc - LB Cincinnati

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

1) Yes
2) No
a) —
3) No
a) —
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a) Titans
b) Saints
c) Giants
d) Patriots
e) Bears
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Dolphins
c) Browns
d) Cowboys
e) Lions
6) Who is the first player to try to dap up Roger Goodell? Leonard Williams
7) Does Chip Kelly draft a player from Oregon before the end of day 2 (ie rounds 1-3)? Yes
8) Does a running back get drafted in the first 16 picks? Yes
9) Does Bill Belichick draft a player from Rutgers? Obviously
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Jets
Kevin White) Raiders
Breshad Perriman) Rams
DeVante Parker) Texans
Dorial Green-Beckham) Dolphins?
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Leonard Williams — 3
b) Marcus Mariota — 2
c) Dante Fowler — 5
d) Vic Beasley — 8
e) Jalen Collins — 12
12) 6th
13) Five
14) Patriots highest, Browns lowest
15) Offensive
a) Rob Crisp

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Good thread, Kalli. :thumbsup:

1) Yes
2) No
a) Chargers
3) No
a) Barf
4-
a) Browns
b) Eagles
c) Saints
d) Niners
e) Dolphins
5-
a) Eagles
b) Saints
c) Niners
d) Dolphins
e) Vikings
6) Leonard Williams
7) No
8) Yes
9) No
10-
Amari Cooper) Jets
Kevin White) Browns
Breshad Perriman) Dolphins (please)
DeVante Parker) Vikings
Dorial Green-Beckham) Niners
11-
a) Mariota, 2
b) Beasly, 8
c) Gurley, 9
d) Leonard Williams, 4
e) Gordon, 24
12) 5th
13) 6
14 -
highest) Vikings
lowest) Seahawks always look bad on draft day, and this year will be no exception. Without any picks until the late second there is no way for us to make a good impression.
15) Defensive
a) Ariguzo, Chi Chi

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
Dope idea, thanks for putting it together!

1) Yes
2) No
a)
3) No
a)
4-
a) Raiders
b) Jets
c) Saints
d) Steelers
e) 49ers
5-
a) Eagles
b) Colts
c) Dolphins
d) Browns
e) Bucs (back into the first)
6) Kevin White
7) No
8) No
9) Overall? Yes. First 3 rounds? No
10-
Amari Cooper) Redskins
Kevin White) Bears
Breshad Perriman) Rams
DeVante Parker) Raiders
Dorial Green-Beckham) Panthers
11-
a) Mariota to the Titans (#2)
b) Leonard Williams Jaguars (#3)
c) Dante Fowler to the Jets (#6)
d) Dupree to the Falcons (#7)
e) Armstead to the 9ers (#15)
12) 5th
13) 4
14 -
highest) Saints
lowest) Eagles
15) Offensive
a) Eric Lefeld - OT Cincinnati

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
1) Yes
2) No
a) --
3) No
a) --
4-
a) Tennessee
b) NY Giants
c) Dallas
d) Denver
e) New England
5-
a) Philadelphia Eagles
b) St. Louis
c) Pittsburgh
d) Detroit
e) Dallas
6) Amari Cooper
7) Yes
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) - Oakland
Kevin White) - Chicago
Breshad Perriman) - Saints
DeVante Parker) - Minnesota
Dorial Green-Beckham) - Kansas City
11-
a) J.Winston, 1st
b) Fowler, 3rd
c) Mariota, 2nd
d) Kendricks, 30th
e) Gordon, 26th
12) 6th
13) Four
14 -
highest) Tennessee
lowest) Cleveland
15) Offense
a) Taylor Kelly

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Y'all clearly don't know Amari Cooper if you expect more than a robotic handshake and a statement like "Yes, it is good to go to the NFL," while he stares straight ahead

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
1)Yes
2)No
a)
3)No
a)
4-
a)Titans
b)San Francisco
5-
a)Dallas
b)Saints
6)Dante Fowler
7)No
8)Yes
9)Yes
10-
Amari Cooper)Jacksonville
Kevin White)Oakland
Breshad Perriman)Cleveland
DeVante Parker)Chicago
Dorial Green-Beckham)New England
11-
a)Vic Beasley- #6
b)Todd Gurley-#15
c)Brandon Scherff-#9
d)Cameron Erving-#25
e)Melvin Gordon-#24
12)6
13)4
14 -
highest)Tennessee
lowest)Carolina
15)Offensive
a)J.J Nelson

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

1)Yes
2)No
a)
3)No
a)
4-
a)Chiefs
b)Broncos
c)Miami
d)
e)
5-
a)Saints
b)Browns
c)
d)
e)
6)Shane Ray
7)Yes
8)Yes
9) No (He signs an UDFA though)
10-
Amari Cooper) Atlanta
Kevin White) Raiders
Breshad Perriman)Miami
DeVante Parker)St Louis
Dorial Green-Beckham) Cleveland
11-
a) Marcus Mariota - #2
b) Leonard Williams - #3
c) Vic Beasley - #4
d) Paul Dawson - #18
e) Nelson Agholor - #31
12) 6
13) 3
14 -
highest) Cleveland Browns
lowest) Miami Dolphins
15) Offensive
a) Rory Anderson - TE, South Carolina

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
1) Yes

2)No

3)Yes.
a) Arizona's 4th round pick.

4-
a)San Francisco
b)Denver
5-
a)Philly
6)Bud Dupree. No reason behind this one, just a feeling.
7)No
8)No
9)Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Bears
Breshad Perriman) Panthers
DeVante Parker) Browns
Dorial Green-Beckham) 49ers
11-
a) Marcus Peters 22nd, Steelers
b)Leonard Williams 3rd, Jaguars
c)Trae Waynes 11th, Vikings
d)Tyler Lockett 96th, Patriots
e)Arik Armstead 19th, Browns

12)6th

13)4

14 -
highest) Ravens, sports media loves riding Ozzie's dick.
lowest) Bills, just a byproduct of having no 1st and a need at QB.
15)Defensive
a)John Lowdermilk

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

1) yes
2) no
a) not traded
3) yes
a) Dallas 2nd and two 7ths (2-60, 7-236 & 7-243)
4-
a) Redskins
b) Vikings
c) 49ers
d) Rvaens
e) Patriots
5-
a) Chargers
b) Browns
c) Eagles
d) Bears
e) Saints
6) Leonard Williams
7) no
8) no
9) yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Jets
Breshad Perriman) Vikings
DeVante Parker) Rams
Dorial Green-Beckham) Cowboys
11-
a) Todd Gurley - 27
b) Ereck Flowers - 23
c) Randy Gregory - 20
d) Andrus Peat - 16
e) Shane Ray - 18
12) 5th
13) 3
14 -
highest) Steelers
lowest) Bills
15) special teams
a) Bradley Pinion

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
1) Yes
2) No
a)
3) No
a)
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a) Tennessee
b) Cleveland
c) Washington
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Saints
6) Leonard Williams
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Bears
Breshad Perriman) Dolphins
DeVante Parker) Texans
Dorial Green-Beckham) Chiefs
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Marcus Mariota - 2
b) Leonard Williams - 3
c) Dante Fowler - 6
d) Trae Waynes - 11
e) Bryce Petty - 37
12) 5th
13) 5
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest) Eagles
lowest) Browns
15) Offensive
a) Nick Boyle

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
1) Yes
2) No
a) N/A
3) No
a) N/a
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a) Raiders
b) Titans
c) Patriots
d)
e)
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Bears
c)Cowboys
d)
e)
6) Kevin white
7) Yes, mariota
8) Yes
9) No
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Vikings
Breshad Perriman) Chiefs
DeVante Parker) Texans
Dorial Green-Beckham) Saints
11-
a) Leonard williams - 3rd
b) Danny Shelton- 9th
c) Shane Ray - 8th
d) Todd Gurley - 16
e) Randy Gregory - 22
12)5th
13) 5
14 -
highest) New Orleans
lowest) Jets
15) Defensive
a)Randall Evans, CB, Kansas State

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
1) Yes
2) No
a) n/a
3) No
a) in/a
4-
a) vikings
b) titans
5-
a) eagles
b) dolphins
6) Leonard Williams
7) Yes
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) raiders
Kevin White) giants
Breshad Perriman) bucs
DeVante Parker) chiefs
Dorial Green-Beckham) rams
11-
a) Winston - 1st
b) Leonard Williams - 3rd
c) Dante Fowler - 5th
d) Vic Beasley - 7th
e) Jaelen Strong - 33rd
12) 6th
13) 4
14-
highest) broncos
lowest) titans
15) ST player
a) kyle loomis

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
1) Yes
2) No
3) No
4) Dolphins
5) Vikings
6) Ali Marpet
7) No
8) No
9) No
10-
Amari Cooper) OAK
Kevin White) CHI
Breshad Perriman) NO
DeVante Parker) SD
Dorial Green-Beckham) PHI
11-
a) Mariota #2
b) Fowler #3
c) Shelton #8
d) LORD MEL-GOR #18
e) Peters #28
12) 4th
13) 4
14 -
highest) CHI (hopefully)
lowest) IND
15) Offense
a) Brett Hundley

darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

1) Yes
2) Not on Thursday
a)
3) No
a)
4)
a) San Francisco
b) Patriots
c) Titans
d) Jets
e)
5)
a) Philadelphia
b) Arizona
c) Lions
d)
e)
6) Williams
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes
10)
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Bears
Breshad Perriman) Saints
DeVante Parker) Dolphins
Dorial Green-Beckham) Niners
11)
a) Mariota - 2
b) Gurley - 6
c) Scherff - 9
d) Gordon - 27
e) Fowler - 5
12) 7
13) 3
14)
highest) Browns
lowest) Seahawks
15) Offensive
a) Malcolm Brown - Colts

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
1) Yes
2) No
a) n/a
3) Yes
a) a First Rounder
4-
a) Patriots
b) Seahawks
c) Lions
d) Bengals
e) Dolphins
5-
a) Eagles
b) Vikings
c) Chiefs
d) Texans
e) Niners
6) Jameis Winston Kevin White
7) No
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Jets
Breshad Perriman) Panthers
DeVante Parker) Dolphins
Dorial Green-Beckham) Chiefs
11-
a) La'el Collins - 10
b) Maxx Williams - 45
c) Shane Ray - 8
d) Randy Gregory - 5
e) Bryce Petty - 41 (sadly)
12) 6th
13) 5
14 -
highest) Patriots
lowest) Titans
15) Offensive
a) Marcus Murphy

the mean lunch lady fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Apr 27, 2015

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
1) Yes
2) No
a)
3) No
a)
4-
a) Tennessee
b) New Orleans
c) St Louis
d) Washington
e) Minnesota
5-
a) Philadelphia
b) Cleveland
c) San Diego
d) Kansas City
e) Dallas
6) Dante Fowler Jr
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) No
10-
Amari Cooper) Oakland
Kevin White) Chicago
Breshad Perriman) Kansas City
DeVante Parker) Minnesota
Dorial Green-Beckham) New England
11-
a) Mariota - 2nd
b) Williams - 3rd
c) Beasley - 8th
d) Fowler Jr - 5th
e) Waynes - 11th
12) 7th
13) 4
14 -
highest) St. Louis
lowest) Buffalo
15) Defensive
a) Ibraheim Campbell

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 28, 2015

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Y'all've already lost.

1) Yes
2) No
a) N/A
3) No
a) N/A
4)
a)
Vikings
b)
Chiefs
c)
Patriots
d)
Washington
e)
Texans
5)
a)
Browns
b)
Eagles
c)
Vikings
d)
Saints
e)
Steelers
6) Breshad Perriman
7) No
8) No
9) Yes
10)
Amari Cooper - Raiders
Kevin White - Bears
Breshad Perriman - Saints
DeVante Parker - Vikings
Dorial Green-Beckham - Titans
11)
a)
Leonard Williams - 3
b)
Brandon Scherff - 9
c)
Kevin Johnson - 22
d)
Eric Kendricks - 30
e)
Xavier Cooper - 54
12) 5
13) 4
14)
highest) Vikings
lowest)
Texans
15) Offensive
a) Jimmay Mundine, FB, Kansas

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

1) Yes
2) No
a)
3) Please God, yes
a) 1st and 6th
4-
a) Vikings
b) Titans
c) Cardinals
d) Jets
e)
5-
a) Vikings
b) Eagles
c) Browns
d) Dolphins
e)
6) Kevin White
7) Yes
8) Yes
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Raiders
Kevin White) Dolphins
Breshad Perriman) Texans
DeVante Parker) Browns
Dorial Green-Beckham) Bengals
11-
a) Jameis Winston - 1
b) Marcus Mariota - 2
c) Leonard Williams - 3
d) Brandon Sherff - 10
e) Marcus Peters - 24
12) 5
13) 6
14 -
highest) Titans
lowest) Seaawks
15) Special Teams
a) Justin DuVernois, P, Illinois
[/quote]

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
1) Yes
2) No
a) n/a
3) yes
a) 1st, 4th, and a 7th
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a) Washington
b) 49ers
c) Saints
d) Vikings
e) Rams
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Cardinals
c) Dolphins
d) n/a
e) n/a
6) Marcus Peters
7) Yes
8) No
9) Yes
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Falcons
Kevin White) Rams
Breshad Perriman) Raiders
DeVante Parker) Panthers
Dorial Green-Beckham) Colts
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Leonard Williams #2
b) Jameis Winston #1
c) Donte Fowler #3
d) Danny Shelton #12
e) Devin Smith #61
12) 6th
13) 4
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest) Seattle
lowest) Buffalo
15) Offensive
a) Kasen Williams

edit: whoops forgot Winston wasn't going to be there in person. Thanks Cliche.

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Apr 27, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

seiferguy posted:


6) Jameis Winston


That would be pretty impressive, considering Winston won't even be in the same state as the draft. :eng101:

JRizzle posted:


6) Jameis Winston


seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Chichevache posted:

That would be pretty impressive, considering Winston won't even be in the same state as the draft. :eng101:

Dammit. I forgot he wasn't attending. Is there a list of all the players attending and not attending? All I know off the top of my head is him and Mariota aren't there.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

seiferguy posted:

Dammit. I forgot he wasn't attending. Is there a list of all the players attending and not attending? All I know off the top of my head is him and Mariota aren't there.

I don't think Cooper is either.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

seiferguy posted:

Dammit. I forgot he wasn't attending. Is there a list of all the players attending and not attending? All I know off the top of my head is him and Mariota aren't there.

Yeah, NFL.com has a list that should be accurate.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000485349/article/leonard-williams-leads-28-prospects-attending-2015-nfl-draft

quote:

Prospects attending 2015 NFL Draft:

Arik Armstead, DL, Oregon

Vic Beasley, DE/LB, Clemson

La'el Collins, OL, LSU

Landon Collins, S, Alabama

Bud Dupree, LB, Kentucky

Cameron Erving, OL, Florida State

Dante Fowler, DE/LB, Florida

Melvin Gordon, RB Wisconsin

Randy Gregory, DE/LB, Nebraska

Todd Gurley, RB, Georgia

D.J. Humphries, OL, Florida

Kevin Johnson, CB, Wake Forest

Byron Jones, CB, Connecticut

Benardrick McKinney, LB, Mississippi State

Cedric Ogbuehi, OT, Texas A&M

DeVante Parker, WR, Louisville

Andrus Peat, OL, Stanford

Breshad Perriman, WR, Central Florida

Shane Ray, DL, Missouri

Brandon Scherff, OL, Iowa

Danny Shelton, DL, Washington

Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State

Donovan Smith, OT, Penn State

Jaelen Strong, WR, Arizona State

Laken Tomlinson, OL, Duke

Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan State

Kevin White, WR, West Virginia

Leonard Williams, DL, USC


the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Chichevache posted:

That would be pretty impressive, considering Winston won't even be in the same state as the draft. :eng101:

Totally forgot that

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

1) Yes
2) No
a) N/A
3) Yes
a) 35th Overall 2015 from Raiders and 4th & 7th Rnd in 2016
4-
a) Bears
b) Dolphins
c) Giants
d) Cardinals
e)
5-
a) Eagles
b) Browns
c) Bengals
d)
e)
6) Brandon Scherff
7) No
8) No
9) Yes
10-
Amari Cooper) Redskins
Kevin White) Rams
Breshad Perriman) Saints
DeVante Parker) Vikings
Dorial Green-Beckham) Lions
11-
a) Shane Ray Oakland 4th overall
b) Leonard Williams Jaguars 3rd overall
c) Todd Gurley Texans 16th Overall
d) Landon Collins Steelers 22nd overall
e) Arik Armstead Chargers 17th overalll
12) 5
13) 8
14 - Of course (yes)
highest) Eagles
lowest) Bucs
15)
a) The guy currently plays defense but will play special teams on the NFL if drafted so... defense?
Isaiah Corbett Linebacker Southeastern Louisiana

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm gonna go for some contrarian positions just for laughs. The rest are more or less random guesses.

1) Does Jameis Winston go #1 overall? No
2) Does Philip Rivers get traded? Yes
a) if yes, to what team? Tennessee
3) Does Adrian Peterson get traded? Yes
a) if yes, for what picks? (i'll be kind if you're close) a R2 and a R7)
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a)Oakland
b)Atlanta
c)Miami
d)Philadelphia
e)Arizona
5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a)Arizona
b)San Francisco
c)St. Louis
d)NYJ
e)Cleveland
6) Who is the first player to try to dap up Roger Goodell? (not a handshake and a hug, something Hank Hill would frown at) I don't know what this means, so I'll just say Vic Beasely
7) Does Chip Kelly draft a player from Oregon before the end of day 2 (ie rounds 1-3)? Yes
8) Does a running back get drafted in the first 16 picks? Yes
9) Does Bill Belichick draft a player from Rutgers? No
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Chicago
Kevin White) NYG
Breshad Perriman) Cleveland
DeVante Parker) Minnesota
Dorial Green-Beckham) Kansas City
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Marcus Mariota, 2nd overall
b) Dante Fowler, Jr., 3rd overall
c) Vic Beasely, 8th overall
d) Bud Dupree, 10th overall
e) La'El Collins, 13th overall
12) In which round is the first kicker or punter drafted 3rd round, LOL
13) How many quarterbacks are drafted over the first two days? 7
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest) NYG
lowest) Cleveland
15) Is Mr. Irrelevant an offensive, defensive or ST player? Defense
a) name him Mark Nzeocha (Wyoming), because he has a name the announcers will stumble on, and is a good player, but has an ACL injury so he's a gamble.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Apr 27, 2015

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
1) Yes
2) Not During the Draft
3) Nope
4) List teams that trade down in the 1st round
a ) Titans
b) Bears
c) Cardinals
d) Vikings

5) List teams that trade up in the 1st round
a) Eagles
b) Chargers
c) Bengals

6) The 1st player drafted that is in attendance
7) Yes
8) No
9) Yes
10) The draft is loaded with 1st round WR talent, list the team that drafts each of the following
Amari Cooper) Oakland
Kevin White) Cleveland
Breshad Perriman) Chicago
DeVante Parker) Saints
Dorial Green-Beckham) Saints
11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Marcus Mariota, 2nd overall
b) Todd Gurley, 17th
c) Dante Fowler, Jr., 3rd
d) Jaquiski Tartt, 67th
e) Darryl Baldwin, 200th
12) 3
13) 6
14) Mel Kiper will have a draft grade article up before they're even finished packing up in Chicago, which team does he award the highest and lowest grades?
highest) Bucs
lowest) Bengals
15) Is Mr. Irrelevant an offensive, defensive or ST player? Defense
a) Anderson

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
1)Nope
2)Nope
a)NA
3)Yes
a)Dallas
4-
a)Bengals
b)Dallas
c)Seattle
d)Minnesota
e)Washington
5-
a)Detroit
b)New Orleans
c)Pittsburgh
d)Baltimore
e)San Francisco
6)Mariotta (Oregon kid, whatever his name is)
7)Nope
8)Nope
9)Nope
10-
Amari Cooper) Oakland
Kevin White) Cleveland
Breshad Perriman) Chicago
DeVante Parker) Detroit
Dorial Green-Beckham) New Orleans
11-
a) Marcus Mariota, 3rd overall
b) Todd Gurley, 17th
c) Dante Fowler, Jr., 43rd
d) Jaquiski Tartt, 67th
e) Darryl Baldwin, 200th
12)6th
13)7
14 -
highest)Dallas
lowest)Detroit
15)Offense
a)DnD Chat Thread

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Leperflesh posted:

11) Give me 5 players not listed above and the exact spot they're drafted in
a) Marcus Mariota, 2nd overall
b) Dante Fowler, Jr., 3rd overall

Yay I got points!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don't think they've shown Goodell meeting any of the draft picks yet, so I'm probably just going to have to throw that question out, booo.

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Danny Shelton just picked up Roger Goodell in a bearhug, that might have to count.

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