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"Coffee, Caramel Macchiato, hot." 
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"ill have a 5 guys burgers and fries bacon cheeseburger please"
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Apr 23, 2015 19:50
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BAHAHAHA HILARIOUS OP kill urself op
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Apr 23, 2015 19:52
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Sets phasers to to flannel
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Apr 23, 2015 19:53
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"These are the voyages of the starship Caramel Macchiato." "You've probably never heard of them..."
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Apr 23, 2015 19:55
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*puts dick on a 5 guys bacon cheeseburger* hey counselor troi come eat this burger while you suck my dick!
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Apr 23, 2015 19:55
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*Counselor Troi is basically the same only in this version she only pretends she can read minds*
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Apr 23, 2015 19:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4enJFEwBA
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Apr 23, 2015 19:57
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"Captain's vlog star-date 1234567...."
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Apr 23, 2015 19:57
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*ironically wears a redshirt* *as in that former mod not a stupid loving shirt*
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Apr 23, 2015 19:58
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*gentrifies the galaxy*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:00
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*sips alcohol free PBR*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:01
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fire the artisanal photon torpedoes!
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Apr 23, 2015 20:02
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*only takes shuttlecraft to get from place to place because transporters are too matterstream*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:03
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This would be good for photoshop maybe like old star trek but put fountain pens and typewriters and poo poo everywhere
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Apr 23, 2015 20:04
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roymorrison posted:This would be good for photoshop maybe like old star trek but put fountain pens and typewriters and poo poo everywhere Wish I could photoshop, am totally behind this, though.
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Apr 23, 2015 20:34
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gently caress it i'm out this is becoming too *sigh* commercial
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Apr 23, 2015 20:35
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Their mission: to seek out new music and new fashion trends. To boldly experience what no one has experienced before.
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Apr 23, 2015 20:35
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*wont shut up about this one taco hover-truck on risa*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:35
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whoa captain tightass, chill out, it's synthvape
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Apr 23, 2015 20:40
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*adjusts rainbow stockings every time he stands up*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:41
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*enters holodeck simulation of Victorian England* *never leaves*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:41
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*hoverhands simulated girlfriend*
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Apr 23, 2015 20:42
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I found this music being made by robots who claim there is more than true and false, they're called "quotient of the maybe" and they describe themselves as cyberpunks.. you just gotta hear it!
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Apr 23, 2015 20:43
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*Uses holodeck to make an asexual orgy*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:04
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*leaves the basement*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:08
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*shows up to bridge wearing clothes and hairstyle from 2010s, absorbed in screen of vintage iPhone 6+*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:09
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*overuses replicator and gorges self with enough self-loathing (and those salty german licorice) to cause the entire shift to list to the side*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:10
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*keeps Tribble as pet, ironically of course*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:10
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*flys away*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:12
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loquacius posted:*enters holodeck simulation of Victorian England* *never leaves* <The room transforms into a New Jersey convention hall circa 2006> "Ahh, these were the days..."
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Apr 23, 2015 21:14
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*is a spaceship but i listen to vampire weekend!*
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Apr 23, 2015 21:15
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loquacius posted:*keeps Tribble as pet, ironically of course* "It could infest the whole ship!" "You don't UNDERSTAND, Lt.! These guys are UNFAIRLY MALIGNED. Just look at it's little eyes!"
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Apr 23, 2015 21:15
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numberoneposter posted:*gentrifies the galaxy* The greatest threats to the Prime Directive: Hipsters and Their Trust Funds
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Apr 23, 2015 21:16
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* Computer....check privilege on decks one through five *
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Apr 23, 2015 21:18
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*lsitens to vampre weekend but is a spaceship *
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Apr 23, 2015 21:52
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make it knit
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Apr 23, 2015 22:11
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*selfies on the bridge during a battle*
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