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goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
you don't wear a seatbelt in the car
you smoke cigarettes
you don't wash your hands after using the restroom (after pooping or in a public restroom)

goodness fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 24, 2015

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
you post thread

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
u just named 3 things that make you look cool as gently caress

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what if the cigarette is attached to a man

www
Aug 4, 2010

you are op

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
no he's right about the cig n' belt things but only wash if you dumped

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP is right, real men vape

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
you don't smoke :420: everyday

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

goodness posted:

you don't wash your hands after using the restroom
Meh

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

somet type of tism or trysome

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
you have an extra chromosome

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

goodness posted:

you don't smoke :420: everyday

let me guess you're anti-drinking too you sissy

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

you don't aspire to be some sort of ape-sorcerer

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
lmao if you don't dream of flying through your windshield and finally escaping this lovely earth

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

you don't aspire to be some sort of ape-sorcerer

im going to be a possumancer

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gggiiimmmppp posted:

im going to be a possumancer

I guess that's acceptable

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

a dog from hell posted:

let me guess you're anti-drinking too you sissy

I think you got that backwards.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
if you can't do basic calc

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i'm on board with the first two but eh gently caress washing my hands every single time

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Moridin920 posted:

i'm on board with the first two but eh gently caress washing my hands every single time

Yeah I really meant after you drop a van full of poop off at the pool

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I do all those things but i dont think youre literally a retard if you dont sorry op i just cant get behind the uncharacteristic negativity itt

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
you dont walk the singular path of most value with least investment

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
maaaaan, compulsive worrywarts are always the life of the party *passes op a lit weed cigarette*

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I got tired of the debate so I started deliberately pissing and/or making GBS threads directly on my hands every time thus justifying a wash

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Tujague posted:

I got tired of the debate so I started deliberately pissing and/or making GBS threads directly on my hands every time thus justifying a wash

that explains your polluted posts

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I wash my hands every time in public but rarely do so in the home.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
i was my hands in the girl i'm with wait that doesnt sound rite

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
bring back retard lf

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
you watch anime

Bert Fegg
Sep 3, 2006

If all I'm doing is peeing, there are some restrooms where I'm 100% certain that my dick is cleaner than anything else in there.

So no way in that case.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Libelous Slander posted:

bring back retard lf

you don't brush your teeth and pee in the shower

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

goodness posted:

you don't brush your teeth and pee in the shower

not at the same time that'd take coordenation

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I do all of those things plus I'm drunk 24/7 as a bonus which makes me really cool and not a human being who should kill myself like you, OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
plus I watch Fox News and eat at 5 guys you loving homo human being

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
plus I'm a cop you idiot

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
and a grill

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
cool another thread where gross posters brag about ignoring basic hygiene

Epileptic Monkey
Jan 9, 2014
You are literally a retard if:
You post in GBS

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

plus I watch Fox News and eat at 5 guys you loving homo human being

methinks your surly walrus avatar made u more comical and maybe it was just nicer. please watch out, post 4444444444 is very inauspicious.

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