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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup





Look at this motherfucker. From an asthmatic bitch-tier weakling to one of the hardest U.S. presidents to ever exist.

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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
who cares

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Masculine identity has deteriorated a lot since then so yeah I'd say that's factual.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
Hard to be hard when you're a corpse lol

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
I'll never have polio. :dings:

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
Or I guess just dust by this point

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Andrew Jackson was the hardest president. You loving stupid OP with the stupidest of opinions.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Snatch Duster posted:

Andrew Jackson was the hardest president. You loving stupid OP with the stupidest of opinions.

Truth. Teddy loved fighting, Andrew loved killing.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Well I am pretty loving hard right now OP so I am not so sure.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i forgot what i was going to post

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Nefarious posted:

i forgot what i was going to post

doesnt matter :justpost:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Nefarious posted:

i forgot what i was going to post

Lay off the devil's lettuce.

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Flo Cytometer posted:

I'll never have polio. :dings:

Wrong Roosevelt, dumb dumb

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Snatch Duster posted:

Andrew Jackson was the hardest president. You loving stupid OP with the stupidest of opinions.

Andrew Jackson didn't fight a cougar to death with a knife.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Its amazing that Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway both went try-hard cliche as possible to act like tough guys and everybody just went with it.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Mooktastical posted:

Wrong Roosevelt, dumb dumb

It took this loving long to find someone who remembers fifth grade history. THIS loving LONG.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Agag posted:

Its amazing that Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway both went try-hard cliche as possible to act like tough guys and everybody just went with it.

Back then people weren't on the lookout for posers the way they are today.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Back then people weren't on the lookout for posers the way they are today.

That's true. And before the Internet everybody could just lie about being at the Boxer Rebellion or whatever and nobody could check up on them.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
L ron hubbard had a fistfight with a polar bear on the frozen deck of his destroyer

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

LegoPirateNinja posted:

L ron hubbard had a fistfight with a polar bear on the frozen deck of his destroyer

..well, at least with whoever was trapped in the suit.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
More like "you'll never be as TRY HARD as Teddy Roosevelt."

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Agag posted:

Its amazing that Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway both went try-hard cliche as possible to act like tough guys and everybody just went with it.

I'd agree but I think taking a bullet then staying over an hour after being shot in the chest to finish his speech takes Teddy out of the try hard category.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Smiling Mandrill posted:

I'd agree but I think taking a bullet then staying over an hour after being shot in the chest to finish his speech takes Teddy out of the try hard category.

Genghis Khan did that but win an arrow in the eye, and he had the added disability of being Asian.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lol the OP was googling pictures of hot young bearded boys so he could Jo, then he ended up Jo-ing to teddy Roosevelt who is dead

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Agag posted:

Its amazing that Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway both went try-hard cliche as possible to act like tough guys and everybody just went with it.

Wow, this really makes me want to ineffectually argue with you


















PSYCHE

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
his wife and mother died on the same day. loving owned.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


A simpler time, a better time

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Truth. Teddy loved fighting, Andrew loved killing British people.
ftfy

Zeno-25 fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Apr 24, 2015

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


de_dust posted:

his wife and mother died on the same day. loving owned.

the light has gone out of my life

edit lol it was valentines day too, what a fuckin poo poo

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
itt you are a cracked article from 2007

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


i'm the other british guy smirking in the doorway

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
would

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

And, you know, Native Americans.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What's Teddy wearing on his head? A bathing cap?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




look at this hard mother fucker, TR.

http://thumbs.media.smithsonianmag.com//filer/pink-and-blue-Franklin-Roosevelt-2.jpg__600x0_q85_upscale.jpg

that's loving hard as they come.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I'm getting hard because of Teddy Roosevelt :awesome:

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
He was definitely HAM.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

just another little bitch, like all of your weak wristed american presidents

love my preemies!
Sep 26, 2004

Has there been a teddy roosevelt themed porn yet?

Obama could all be like "well, ah, ma'am don't be alarmed, but uh, I seem to be having erectile problems..." and teddy could jump out of nowhere and yell "my cock is in the ring!" and obama could sit there and be like "wow, now that's, ahem, that's how you plow a canal, and ah, mr roosevelt let me just say, ah, I admire your work" and teddy yells "rough riders for life, biotch!!!"

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Toad Tunnel posted:

Has there been a teddy roosevelt themed porn yet?

Obama could all be like "well, ah, ma'am don't be alarmed, but uh, I seem to be having erectile problems..." and teddy could jump out of nowhere and yell "my cock is in the ring!" and obama could sit there and be like "wow, now that's, ahem, that's how you plow a canal, and ah, mr roosevelt let me just say, ah, I admire your work" and teddy yells "rough riders for life, biotch!!!"

I don't like this.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
DON'T CALL HIM "TEDDY" HE DIDN'T LIKE IT

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