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UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

Mercury_Storm posted:

Oh I know! I know! I have the perfect person for this job, too:

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? marbley.

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# ? Apr 24, 2015 12:10

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:22

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

hmm yes tell me more

# ? Apr 24, 2015 13:08

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

*gazes int o reflection in marble* aspire aspire aspire

# ? Apr 24, 2015 13:26

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Necromancy - It is common knowledge that the American Right is using their foul blood majyks to raise Regan, Lord of Misery and Archduke of the Seventh Hell. I propose we use our own necromantic sorceries to return to us America's mightiest warrior, General William T. Sherman, Scourge of the Southern Gentry.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 13:39

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Help control the left population. Have your Che spayed or neutered.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 13:55

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

Three words.

Full. Colour. Newspapers.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 13:57

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

vote for obama

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:03

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Jagchosis posted:

vote for obama

I voted for him three times, but I refuse to vote for him again next year.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:04

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Reverse Affirmative Action - Racism is not, in fact, a huge problem, and the American meritocracy must be respected. Thus, every black and Latino student who only attends university due to AA should give their spots to deserving, hard-working white and Chinese students.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:06

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

I hear genocide is a viable option...

Oh, bonus its popular with the neocons!

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Apr 24, 2015

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:25

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

bring back Dixiecrats

# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:30

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Grow Up - The left, in order to be taken seriously by the people who matter, should abandon the pernicious notion of "equality" and embrace that some people are just better than others.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:02

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Ten trillion dollars to buy key industries and elections

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:12

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

Rebuild student Brian Boyko's faith in America.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:14

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Everything but literally unironically.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:14

Ardennes: May 12, 2002

Call every party left of the most right-wing party that exists left-wing.

Ardennes fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Apr 24, 2015

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:33

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

Japan's right-wing elements are already attempting to get the otaku vote by making propaganda anime. We must beat them at their own game.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:53

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Japan's right-wing elements are already attempting to get the otaku vote by making propaganda anime. We must beat them at their own game.

Can you please link this TIA

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:56

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Japan's right-wing elements are already attempting to get the otaku vote by making propaganda anime. We must beat them at their own game.

Its the only way to appeal to the reclusive Japanese male vote.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 16:00

Ardennes: May 12, 2002

CommieGIR posted:

Its the only way to appeal to the reclusive Japanese male vote.

Subsidized body pillows and banning of 3d women would also be preferred.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 16:13

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Japan's right-wing elements are already attempting to get the otaku vote by making propaganda anime. We must beat them at their own game.

The only way to win . . . is not to play.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 16:50

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Jagchosis posted:

Can you please link this TIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP6mMCyXFsk

# ? Apr 24, 2015 16:54

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Many members of the proletariat are racist, sexist, or homophobic. Instead of putting the capitalists against the wall and instituting a dictatorship of the proletariat, maybe we should put the proletariat against the wall and institute a dictatorship of the capitalists.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:42

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

The Larch posted:

Many members of the proletariat are racist, sexist, or homophobic. Instead of putting the capitalists against the wall and instituting a dictatorship of the proletariat, maybe we should put the proletariat against the wall and institute a dictatorship of the capitalists.

I have some good news for you.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:45

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Luminous Obscurity posted:

Necromancy - It is common knowledge that the American Right is using their foul blood majyks to raise Regan, Lord of Misery and Archduke of the Seventh Hell. I propose we use our own necromantic sorceries to return to us America's mightiest warrior, General William T. Sherman, Scourge of the Southern Gentry.

I think we can rely more heavily on our renewable energy sources of Blood Sacrifice in order to empower our current warriors. Also we may need to heavily invest in some more powerful shells for our Pretender God, they are too magic focussed at the moment and keep getting into physical fights. It's why we lost Vietnam.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:56

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

Jagchosis posted:

Can you please link this TIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdr-1iOqag

# ? Apr 24, 2015 18:06

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Effectronica posted:

Grow Up - The left, in order to be taken seriously by the people who matter, should abandon the pernicious notion of "equality" and embrace that some people are just better than others.

The left, seems seriously, butthurt

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:05

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Trolling is not allowed in this thread. Final Warning.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:09

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

The left is suffused with health and strength. Before God, did none of you see occupy? And the wto protests? And that other thing?

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:13

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Effectronica posted:

Backseat -ing is not allowed in this thread. Final Warning.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:17

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Effectronica posted:

Trolling is not allowed in this thread. Final Warning.

And what happens after that, comrade?

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:17

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

become a latin teacher, vote republican, and wait for them to provide a casus belli for the socialist revolution

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:22

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Opt-Out: The Left can choose to completely disengage from the political, social and economic systems. By choosing a method of disengagement that is both irreversible and complete, the Left will be able to achieve the required disconnection from the systems of oppression to make their arguments non-hypocrtical. By choosing to engage only in the Earth system as soil nutrients and food for scavenging animals The Left will finally achieve moral purity.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:22