TWO PLUS TWO DOES NOT EQUAL FOUR: THE JURASSIC PARK 4 APPRECIATION THREAD

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Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

here let me quote some pizza stuff so everyone can be part of the hate

# ? Apr 27, 2015 21:56

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:57

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

CapitalistPig posted:

I cannot contain my hatred for pizza guy

I'm sorry you feel that way, Cpig.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 21:57

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I'm sorry you feel that way, Cpig.

you would!! he has 96 posts (half the game's posts)

his style is basically exactly yours!

# ? Apr 27, 2015 21:59

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I'm sorry you feel that way, Cpig.

Its got nothing to do with his mafiaing its just how he says everything and the way he makes like 5000 posts every 3 seconds that say nothing of importance at all.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:00

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Ernie. posted:

you would!! he has 96 posts (half the game's posts)

his style is basically exactly yours!

No Diqnol is more entertaining than this guy by far

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:00

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Ernie. posted:

you would!! he has 96 posts (half the game's posts)

his style is basically exactly yours!

Probably not exactly mine, though, because my style also involves controlling the flow of the game and making people give opinions and such. From the context of what is said here, that man is simply trolling, and that is something I haven't done in a long time in mafia (for an extended period of time, anyway).

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:01

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

also he posted a god drat rage comic meme. gently caress him.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:01

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

CapitalistPig posted:

also he posted a god drat rage comic meme. gently caress him.

Yeah, nobody is allowed to compare that guy to me tia

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:03

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Yeah, nobody is allowed to compare that guy to me tia

style not content, you're not insufferable. you know people can get angry easily and you exploit that. you also don't pretend to be well-received for it.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:06

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

PizzaHasABetterPersonalityThanThisGuy posted:

Hibiki, I'm going to get even louder and more obnoxious.

Please muzzle me. Your vote is your weapon.

IfThisGuyWereAPizzaToppingHe'dBeSourCream posted:

You've been here for a couple minutes and already you're so frustrated you can't play the game unless I can't tone down my aggression.

Missing woof located.

Lolcat time.

ThisIsThePizzaTheyThrowAwayOnAPorno posted:

Oh where are you at

Where are you at

WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is lock villagery.

VILLAGE WRECKING IT IN THIS GAME

WOLVES LOSE!!!! WOLVES LOSE!!!!!

DefinitelyNotPineapplePizzaBecauseHe'sLame posted:

Hi Hibiki

I've done my reads on everyone (mostly) so now that I'm finished my initial hunt, I'll put down the spear of poking, and introduce myself.

If you're a villager I will detect that in time. I am not voting you D1 unless Rei and Adaham are both off the table.

You have my permission to ignore me if my style is grating, I am aware it's not everyone's cup of tea, and I apologize in advance (sincerely) if it is in any way disruptive to your game.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:10

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

He's like 16 year old me with a broad spectrum injection of memes

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:12

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

who the gently caress puts sour cream on a pizza jesus christ ernie

# ? Apr 27, 2015 23:48

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

Allen Wren posted:

who the gently caress puts sour cream on a pizza jesus christ ernie

That's the joke

I swear

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:01

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

ohhh misparsed

carry on

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:10

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

I put sour cream on pizza

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:28

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Magnus Gallant posted:

I put sour cream on pizza

I would if it was the right kind of pizza

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:43

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

CapitalistPig posted:

I would if it was the right kind of pizza

A quesadilla pizza

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:45

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Magnus Gallant posted:

A quesadilla pizza

I was thinking more like a flatbread with some sour cream tomatoes cucumbers fresh dill with a squeeze of lemon, like that kind of thing.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:52

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

CapitalistPig posted:

I was thinking more like a flatbread with some sour cream tomatoes cucumbers fresh dill with a squeeze of lemon, like that kind of thing.

Thats not a pizza, thats just a cucumber salad on bread.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 01:37

Ernie.: Aug 31, 2012

haha i have received cryptic pms from capps

quote:

mr.capps wrote on Apr 27, 2015 20:44:

code:

Help me Ernie! I am trapped in a mirror. I received the email from thingyman telling me the game start, when my doorbell rang. 
I open a package, and it was a mirror. I placed it against a wall, and that is when my reflection smiled at me. 
I gasped, and it reached out and touch me. We swap places! Now I am trapped in the mirror, and this... 
Theodore Capps is playing on 2+2 ruining my good name. Send help, inform the others!

quote:

mr.capps wrote on Apr 27, 2015 21:00:
You should ignore that last message. I was sick. Pills reacted badly to something I ate. All is well. All is fine. All is normal.
- Theodore Capps

# ? Apr 28, 2015 02:34

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

That dastard Theodore!

# ? Apr 28, 2015 02:43

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Rurea posted:

Thats not a pizza, thats just a cucumber salad on bread.

ofc it is, in your opinion.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:18

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

CapitalistPig posted:

ofc it is, in your opinion.

In my opinion it's a pizza

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:57

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Ernie. posted:

haha i have received cryptic pms from capps

Hes gonna die

# ? Apr 28, 2015 04:58

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

my favorite pizza

# ? Apr 28, 2015 06:40

Meinberg: Oct 9, 2011; inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

JakeP posted:

my favorite pizza

It checks out.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 07:27

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Is there a way to have a non-idiotic number of posts per page without registering?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 08:08

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

No

What is charades mafia that Capps uploaded a video for? Is that fake?

# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:15

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

quote:

Capps said

quote:
Originally Posted by IsoSTARDUST
CFD = Crabs ****ing Donuts. That's my best guess.

I dumb my last girlfriend who had crabs on her donuts LMAFO

# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:40

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Stardust throws out a diss and gets owned.

quote:

Stardust said:
What is your highest completed level of education?

quote:

Yates said:
PhD. However English is my 4th language so I know I can sometimes use awkward phrasing.

Please let me know if you need me to rephrase something.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:55

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

quote:

My view of the game on Day 1 is like quantum physics. I have a worldview with different probabilities of existence within. The game is an atom. Players are electrons in the electron cloud. They exist, we just don't know where in the cloud they are at any one point in time. Players that (in my view) are more likely to be scum have a "higher energy level" - that is, they lie more on the outskirts of the cloud. As a player's alignment is revealed, we move down the energy ladder, more towards the center, learning about the composition of our atom as we get closer. Once certain players' locations in the electron cloud are revealed, I can then map out with generally good accuracy where in the cloud the rest of the electrons are. Unfortunately, when I don't control the lynch, that greatly detracts from my ability to map out the cloud, as there are some electrons that can be more easily mapped than others, and I seem to often disagree with other people on which those are. Once we get some flips, we're good.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 12:01

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

that quote should be in the OP

# ? Apr 28, 2015 12:03

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

i love cloud to butt :allears:

# ? Apr 28, 2015 12:11

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

That isn't really quantum physics that's just like, basic chemistry

# ? Apr 28, 2015 15:58

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Maybe he can observe a player's alignment or their identity, but never both at the same time.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 15:59

Pussy Quipped: Jan 29, 2009

Pinterest Mom posted:

Maybe he can observe a player's alignment or their identity, but never both at the same time.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 16:02

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

Send me in next year TIA

Or Diqnol I guess he has dibs

# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:12

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

I allowed capps to go

# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:43

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Pinterest Mom posted:

i love cloud to butt

This killed me. Holy poo poo.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:44

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:57

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I don't even know who he's referring to.

quote:

congrats, the people who sent you as a good player dont think you are a bad player. We knew that before you came here.

Meanwhile, you have barely contributed. You have made 4 appearences in the thread. The first one, which was scummy as **** and all of your suspicions were wolf agenda/horrible overreactions. The 2nd one was you telling us we are bad. The third one, you basically said what everyone else has been saying, while calling Iso a bandwagoner for doing the same with a twist, and now this. If thats what you call good in your community I hate to see what you call bad because your behaviour is borderline so-retarded-we-ban-you where Im coming from.

You can talk hot air all you want at how your forum is da bess etc but you are completely off the point. High post/word counts mean **** (e.g. coolkid has low posts and 2 liners and is still considered strong town, q_q hasnt mustered the skill to form a full sentence yet). Start playing a town game, even a bad townie one, and then we'll talk about how good or not you are. So far all you've done is call people who suspect you scum and post nothing that hasnt been posted or is the definition of grasping at straws.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 22:36

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