- Ernie.
- Aug 31, 2012
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Hello, friends, it is time for that time again. The TwoPlusTwo forums are hosting the  WORLD MAFIA CHAMPIONSHIPS where a bunch of dumb unsuspecting children are going to meet (in no particular order):
1) Actual serial killers
2) The man in love with the idea of Mills maybe possibly being a woman
3) People who take vacations from work to play mafia
4) People who have yoda with bongs for their avatar (thanks Eightbux for this particular burn)
4) OUR CHAMPIONNNNN MR.CAPPS
Twelve months ago Merk and Mills went. Merk dominated by carrying the scum to victory and got an MVP, Mills was secretly-replaced by GulagDolls and derailed the thread for a few pages. Ten (?) months ago, windshipper and I went and it was a miserable old time that actually made windshipper quit mafia probably. Six months ago merk went again in a game of the best of the best where he was robbed of his rightful MVP award. And now, we've given them our star, mr.capps!
Here is the post that starts it all! Mr.Capps has actually set aside a notebook for a few (10?) months to plan the entire content and schtick for his game. He's not very tall, or handsome, or good at mafia, or good at writing ideas for mafia but he'll still be the best they've ever had.
The game-thread is now up right here. Here's a quick recap of the players:
GAME 3, on APRIL 27th posted:Adaham (TaleWorlds)
Choice quote from bio: "He has changed his playing style so many times, that he should be rightfully nicknamed "The Chameleon"."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "Just wanted to clarify one thing...when I say "I hate this", I don't mean this on a personal level."
Askthepizzaguy (The Org)
Choice quote from bio: "Basically, he's a clingy, self-absorbed, delusional, overly talkative, emo bitch, so he'll fit right in at 2+2."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "I will completely wreck you if you do not murder me, it's that simple. You have precisely one night to fix your game. I'm coming into this thread tomorrow morning with a n1 wolf peek on you. Heads up."
Banks (DailyMafia)
Choice quote from bio: "When I graduate I'd like to go to 2+2 forums with my safety backup school being Team Liquid."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "So according to my map of stereotypes Estonia is "Ukraine 2.0" q_q how accurate is this stereotype?"
confuse rei (DuelistGroundz)
Choice quote from bio: "I am very easy going and get along with people all colours and sizes. Unless you’re black. Or asian. Or Jewish. Or a woman, because my religion considers talking to these things a lethal sin."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "I dont know who will the mafia champion be but we do have strong contenders for the literature champion award"
coolkid (MafiaManiac)
Choice quote from bio: "I often find things that I previously missed or see different angles upon reflection and my mind tends to stew on matters. I believe in utilising every opportunity to learn and grow."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay:
Iso (MTG Salvation)
Choice quote from bio: "One of my favorite things to do is to try to catch players in their first post when I'm town. I've participated in games across many different sites and communities, and I've found my own to be the cream of the crop. Prove me wrong."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "It's 3:30 in the afternoon on a Monday and I'm tipsy. Let's get this show on the road."
madsmk playing as 'road' (PokerNet)
Choice quote from bio: "My name is Mads and I’m 27 years old. I am proudly representing PokerNet - a Danish Community. I haven’t lost a game since 12/2013 (the total number of games since are not important) and am filled with confidence."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "I think q_q is more often a townie than a scum."
mr.capps (Something Awful)
Choice quote from bio: "He runs the libertarian club called The Fountainheads at his local university. And though he would call his political views Libertarian Conservative, he plays mafia like a Radical Anarchist."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "Nobody has authority to do anything, meaning everyone has authority to do everything.  I see what you are doing though, you are trying to play defensively by playing offensively."
q_q (PokkeriProd)
Choice quote from bio: "Hmm..." (that was the entire bio)
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "i don’t understand what you’re saying to me i’m from estonia"
runwithfire (EpicMafia)
Choice quote from bio: "I don't need a bio, I'm edgy."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay:
Turnip Head (The Syndicate)
Choice quote from bio: "Sometimes it takes me a while to get into a game and find my footing, but usually once I feel strongly about something I will take point and try to push the thread to view things the same way I am."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "I don't consider "us" to always be a scum tell."
WolfPrinceKiba playing as Hibiki (Naruto Forums)
Choice quote from bio: "There is little that escapes WPK's attention and the things that do are often of little significance. Though you might not see him posting often, make no mistake. WPK is watching you. Watching and judging."
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "ugh. this *******-y overconfident bullcrap is the most frustrating thing to read because i know there are players who exist who actually think this is okay/productive. you have to be like 15 years old to act like this as either alignment"
Yates (Dragonmount)
Choice quote from bio: "I am Yates - Rennaisance Man and Deep Thinker. I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies? I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt. I only rap caucasionally. I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. Oh, and my favorite color is dark black." (that was the entire bio)
Choice quote from D1 gameplay: "You are a funny silly person, Adaham. Is it too much to assume that your site didn't send a complete idiot to this competition? Because your posts have been reading as quite idiotic and I can't quite figure out your angle."
Ernie. fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 27, 2015
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- Ernie.
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Fewer players now, I'm pretty sure we can keep up with a 13 player game with a bunch of non 2p2 players who force high post count games!
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Apr 24, 2015 05:25
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- Ernie.
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I can't read 2+2 at work, so this thread is my gateway to it.
Ernie, I never knew you went, I was on hiatus. What was your experience like?
Boring. I only played a single day and then I dropped out with inactivity. I was VT and the game was just like fifteen people each with their own schtick and the host site's people running as a clique. All my town reads were accurate, one of my three scum-reads was accurate (but this was d1 still) and that person won the game in LyLo.
I don't think I ever admitted this, but part of why I dropped out the way I did was because I wanted to see what the mod would do. In merk's game some scum barely posted and they weren't modkilled/replaced. I was replaced within 72 hours of not posting.
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Apr 24, 2015 16:37
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- Ernie.
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he is! but he had one good line too:
mr.capps posted:A bit off topic... but can I just say how great it is to see a game kickoff so early? Usually on my forums we **** around a lot day one because its "joke phase" and everyone thinks its useless. It just wastes time.
Hell I think you lot have been funnier than them while still playing the game.
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Apr 27, 2015 16:31
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- Ernie.
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mr.capps posted:I don't trust people who vote for someone for stuff they are doing. Its hypocritical.
mr.capps posted:I don't really see the difference, because when it comes to voting its an absolute. A vote is like binary, its either 0 or 1. Either you are not voting for someone or you are. And so alignments have to be treated like binary when you are voting, either its 0 or 1. Either they are wolf or not.
On my forums when we vote someone, we think someone is wolfy.
I'm pretty sure that's the first time someone has used 'wolfy' all game. Capps is slowly but surely warming up the entire game to a gentle chaos.
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Apr 27, 2015 16:35
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- Ernie.
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i've edited the OP with a bunch of fun(ny) things
i'll keep it as up to date as i can (and i should well be able to)
back to the adventures of our hero:
mr.capps posted:This is something I am kinda doing for myself, but on my forum we post a theme song for ourselves day one, and old traditions die hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc
(join in if you want, its always cool to see other player's theme songs! but since it really has no effect on the game, ignore it if you want) "mr.capps posted:That is a good one, my dad used to always sing this one to my mom! Ernie. fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Apr 27, 2015
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Apr 27, 2015 17:20
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- Ernie.
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Yates posted:Vote: q_q
Ignoring a simple question like "what is your alignment" is kind of sketch. You could have had fun with it. I mean, I like Estonian Vodka and all but I'm on the fence about liking YOU. As a person, q_1. As a person.
q_q posted:i didn’t wanna have fun with it, and that’s the end of it. i don’t wanna have fun with you guys
for example your bio is amongst the unfunniest things i’ve read this year
so it was a pointless question which everyone will answer the same, but whatever
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Apr 27, 2015 17:38
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- Ernie.
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is wolfprincekiba winning yet
Wolfprincekiba posted:coolkid is legit
q is ?
pizza is unfortunately legit
stardust is legit
dgz should be legit
adaham is not
yates is legit
banks is legit
capps is ?
road is legit
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Apr 27, 2015 21:41
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- Ernie.
- Aug 31, 2012
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here let me quote some pizza stuff so everyone can be part of the hate
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Apr 27, 2015 21:56
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- Ernie.
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I'm sorry you feel that way, Cpig.
you would!! he has 96 posts (half the game's posts)
his style is basically exactly yours!
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Apr 27, 2015 21:59
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- Ernie.
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Yeah, nobody is allowed to compare that guy to me tia
style not content, you're not insufferable. you know people can get angry easily and you exploit that. you also don't pretend to be well-received for it.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:06
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- Ernie.
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PizzaHasABetterPersonalityThanThisGuy posted:Hibiki, I'm going to get even louder and more obnoxious.
Please muzzle me. Your vote is your weapon.
IfThisGuyWereAPizzaToppingHe'dBeSourCream posted:You've been here for a couple minutes and already you're so frustrated you can't play the game unless I can't tone down my aggression.
Missing woof located.
Lolcat time.
ThisIsThePizzaTheyThrowAwayOnAPorno posted:Oh where are you at
Where are you at
WOMBO COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is lock villagery.
VILLAGE WRECKING IT IN THIS GAME
WOLVES LOSE!!!! WOLVES LOSE!!!!!
DefinitelyNotPineapplePizzaBecauseHe'sLame posted:Hi Hibiki
I've done my reads on everyone (mostly) so now that I'm finished my initial hunt, I'll put down the spear of poking, and introduce myself.
If you're a villager I will detect that in time. I am not voting you D1 unless Rei and Adaham are both off the table.
You have my permission to ignore me if my style is grating, I am aware it's not everyone's cup of tea, and I apologize in advance (sincerely) if it is in any way disruptive to your game.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:10
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- Ernie.
- Aug 31, 2012
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haha i have received cryptic pms from capps
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mr.capps wrote on Apr 27, 2015 20:44:
code:Help me Ernie! I am trapped in a mirror. I received the email from thingyman telling me the game start, when my doorbell rang.
I open a package, and it was a mirror. I placed it against a wall, and that is when my reflection smiled at me.
I gasped, and it reached out and touch me. We swap places! Now I am trapped in the mirror, and this...
Theodore Capps is playing on 2+2 ruining my good name. Send help, inform the others!
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mr.capps wrote on Apr 27, 2015 21:00:
You should ignore that last message. I was sick. Pills reacted badly to something I ate. All is well. All is fine. All is normal.
- Theodore Capps
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Apr 28, 2015 02:34
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- Ernie.
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lmao 'three of their best players' are insulting their own community to make a point about the 2p2 players
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- Ernie.
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lmao you were pretty transparently unhelpful capps
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Apr 24, 2015 05:14
I swear