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dk2m
May 6, 2009
pls only post in this thread if your non white. this is a white free zone, so we can discuss tabbouleh, cool instruments, being able to dance and awkwardly laughing at racist jokes white ppl make.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
im going to oppress the poo poo out of this thread

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
how dare you

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

I'm white, can I join?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
im feeling blue, does that count op

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im kind of an aggressive pink color

dk2m
May 6, 2009

White Noise Marine posted:

I'm white, can I join?

ur in the wrong neighborhood pal

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

im feeling blue, does that count op

if yhou tell my grandma this she will pour scalding hot oil over you and then you have to milk the cows instead of being sad

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

wow reverse racism much?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I am white, but because of that I can post wherever I want and do whatever I want

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I've never hosed anyone who wasn't white

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Where do you count Slavs and the Irish, OP?

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm not white.
When I get pulled over by the cops, it's often a civil & safe interaction & I'm usually let off with a warning.
I live in one of the whitest cities in the U.S. (Portland, OR) where the state
originally had laws preventing non-whites to enter
.
I live with a black chick. Probably one of the few in the metro region.

Life is weird sometimes.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Where do you count Slavs and the Irish, OP?

hopefully in loving ireland and siberia and not here

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm short and ginger so I don't count

Qwazes
Sep 29, 2014
Fun Shoe
When did Jewish/Italian start counting as white

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I am white and am taking over this thread. I will pay you a small stipend every month for one month.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Nefarious posted:

I've never hosed anyone who wasn't white

ive never hosed anyone who was white, perhaps we can trade places for a day

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
crackers
honkies
chalkies

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Gaunab posted:

crackers

crackers and honkies are all named chet and chad and matt and josh lol

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I wonder how many Samoan people are on the ol SAForums

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Where do you count Slavs and the Irish, OP?

they are both white but all the alcohol makes them cooler than your average white

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
im the interlacing in the stupid simpsons capture

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Android Bicyclist posted:

I'm not white.
When I get pulled over by the cops, it's often a civil & safe interaction & I'm usually let off with a warning.
I live in one of the whitest cities in the U.S. (Portland, OR) where the state
originally had laws preventing non-whites to enter
.
I live with a black chick. Probably one of the few in the metro region.

Life is weird sometimes.

my middle eastern family member is marrying a black girl so their kid is hosed when it comes to law enforcement

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
I'm a charming Italian man of a dark olive complexion can I join

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Shouldn't that be Try To Stop Us?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i found out recently that "doesn't use wash cloths" is a stereotype about white people and i laughed my rear end off because its so true, we need loofahs and sponges and apricot exfoliating bodywash because we're too stupid to rub a $1 bar of soap on a $2 washcloth and scrub ourselves clean with it

also it owns to be privileged enough to only find out about stereotypes affecting me by reading about them on the internet in my late twenties

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hey broth-ahs how about dem honkies

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm transafrican so I can hang

hippity blippity boo

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Mexican's represent!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
19. Genderless. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (Yes I have the priviledge to say this because I'm not white mentally)

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
I look like an arab.
gently caress my life.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I am not saying Harry Reid is racist, but...
No really, gently caress him.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I'm the product of thousands of years of rape culture, I can be anything for all I know- I'm here for the weed, anyway.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

is there a turing test for white posters

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

subhuman filth posted:

is there a turing test for white posters

condiments. if they use mayo, they're white (or mostly white)

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I have black hair, that's basically not white right?

dk2m
May 6, 2009
smoking with white is like a science experiment, I feel like I need an engineering degree to keep up with the nonsense. just burn the thing and inhale why is that so complicated

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im like 1/16 native american or something idunno lol anyway whats up guys

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