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Davincie posted:but the worse the conference the funnier it is! well, unless they focus on sports (not even sport games, just sports) and tv or whatever, thats just boring The Sony conference usually has some of the highest highs but some of the...not lowest lows but the most boring parts of the entire week. And like they know when certain parts start to drag and when to not do that but it's almost like they're legally obligated to have at least a few sections during the two hours in which the hype just completely stops. Especially considering last year they had that whole "Watch the press conference in select movie theaters on the big screen!" promotions which must have been fun when that one guy spent over five minutes talking about that exclusive comic/show or whatever it was.
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Apr 24, 2015 20:32
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Silento posted:please new metroid. PLS *silently mouths 'the baby'*
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Apr 24, 2015 20:32
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I always enjoy the OP to these E3 threads. I hope Nintendo has more than three games for the holiday season to show off. Not that they don't look amazing (or at least Star Fox would if we knew anything about it), but I'd rather they not have a dire holiday season.
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Apr 24, 2015 20:32
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Alfalfa The Roach posted:I always enjoy the OP to these E3 threads. I want to gently caress your avatar
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Apr 24, 2015 20:33
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Awesome Welles posted:gently caress, I just want a new Dark Cloud and a non-MMO Dragon Quest, is that too much to ask Well there's the Dragon Quest Mosou Game that people keep saying isn't a Mosou Game so you're halfway there!
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Apr 24, 2015 20:49
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sword_man.gif posted:*silently mouths 'the baby'* Metroid's creators need to take a long hard look at themselves, then at The Baby, then at themselves again, and realize they were The Baby all along. And just hand the metroid franchise over to Retro Studios or whoever won't turn it into an awful drama that hates women. And men. And everyone that's alive.
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Apr 24, 2015 20:55
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Great thread I definately love punishing myself every year by watching E3, the most enjoyable time I had with E3 was back in 2010 with the konami press conference. Including Doped up japanese hipsters Angry Luchidores Creepy serial killer producers Out of sync kinect presentations and one millwon troooooops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM PS: I actually find Aisha Tyler quite an interesting presenter I love how she constantly takes the piss out of the devs and I hope shes back for the Ubisoft conference this year VoLaTiLe fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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Apr 24, 2015 21:11
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Awesome Welles posted:gently caress, I just want a new Dark Cloud and a non-MMO Dragon Quest, is that too much to ask According to a ~*~confirmed insider~*~ on NeoGAF, Sony is working with Level-5 on something. I wouldn't get your hopes up or anything, but there's a chance it's a new Dark Cloud.
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Apr 24, 2015 21:14
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I'm looking forward to the Xbox One conference, where we'll hear all of the exciting future plans for the Kinect.
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Apr 24, 2015 21:30
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JordanKai posted:According to a ~*~confirmed insider~*~ on NeoGAF, Sony is working with Level-5 on something. I wouldn't get your hopes up or anything, but there's a chance it's a new Dark Cloud. ...For your phone (probably)! Just like the rest of their announced games. 
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Apr 24, 2015 23:11
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Quest For Glory II posted:It's archived on Youtube if you want to torture yourself all over again Thank you so much, now I get to experience a strange foreign beared man sitting on his bed and talking to me about how his game will maybe have a story
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Apr 24, 2015 23:27
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JordanKai posted:According to a ~*~confirmed insider~*~ on NeoGAF, Sony is working with Level-5 on something. I wouldn't get your hopes up or anything, but there's a chance it's a new Dark Cloud. And the last time they did that, we got White Knight Chronicles. Is that truly what you want again?
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Apr 24, 2015 23:31
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75 minutes of Xenoblade X (skip to 33 minute mark): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgf283mmd4
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Apr 24, 2015 23:33
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I like all the games showcased in Horizon 2014 but that whole presentation is the definition of unprofessional. The heartbreak guy couldn't even use a free screen capture program. If it was self aware I'd call it a satire of youtube gaming videos.Artix posted:And the last time they did that, we got White Knight Chronicles. Is that truly what you want again? White Knight Chronicles could have been a decent Dark Cloud game if it wasn't rooted in online features and boring as hell. I just want to build towns and robots out of pictures of trashcans why is this hard?
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Apr 24, 2015 23:38
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Silento posted:please new metroid. PLS
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Apr 25, 2015 00:24
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Quest For Glory II posted:Try the demo for this game, it's very very Metroid: http://store.steampowered.com/app/350070/ if only there were more metroidvania indie games
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Apr 25, 2015 00:40
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:if only there were more metroidvania indie games Axiom Verge will be hitting PC next week. And while it's more Castlevania inspired than Metroid, Dust: An Elysian Tale is very good if you get over the art style. And for some reason Microsoft/Epic hates you and refuses to do anything with Shadow Complex which will permanently fade away from the public if/when XBLA for 360 dies. I guess you can play it on a modded console in the future but a fantastic game will just cease to exist in an official form.
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Apr 25, 2015 00:44
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Silento posted:please new metroid. PLS there is a new metroid shirt that i have that is being washed atm
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Apr 25, 2015 00:45
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al-azad posted:Axiom Verge will be hitting PC next week. thank you for this list. i will throw this on the pile
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Apr 25, 2015 00:49
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Lotish posted:what is wrong with you? every time they say more about the game they make it worse. I said come in! posted:Deep Down was semi-canceled. Capcom is still working on it, but its current iteration was scrapped.
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Apr 25, 2015 00:56
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So there's no MOBAs announced this year? Did we do it? Did we make it through Gaming Hell alive?
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Apr 25, 2015 00:58
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I'm going to make a prediction that Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War 3 is announced before/during E3. Now I'm not just saying this because I'm so desperate for a new, not utter poo poo, 40k game that I'm ready to kill at least a dozen puppies for it, I have the following pieces of evidence:
In the past year: Your honor, I rest my case.
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Apr 25, 2015 00:59
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Senjuro posted:I'm going to make a prediction that Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War 3 is announced before/during E3. Now I'm not just saying this because I'm so desperate for a new, not utter poo poo, 40k game that I'm ready to kill at least a dozen puppies for it, I have the following pieces of evidence: 
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Apr 25, 2015 01:43
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alarumklok posted:So there's no MOBAs announced this year? Did we do it? Did we make it through Gaming Hell alive? Let's see, we've been through open world (if you can see it, you can go there!), motion games, MOBAs, F2P, multi/meta-media experience... I think this is one of those years where all the bullshit gimmicks have failed so we're going to see actual video games in a variety of genres. But if I were to guess this will be the year of roguelite or procedurally generated fart poop. VR will have a presence but I don't know how you showcase that before an audience.
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Apr 25, 2015 01:50
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Quest For Glory II posted:Kingdom Hearts III (XB1/PS4) - Square-Enix
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Apr 25, 2015 02:11
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I like E3.
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Apr 25, 2015 02:12
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I hope that this year winds up being stupider than last year's major let down. I mean, sure we can make fun of generic trailer for yet another indistinguishable FPS but I expect more from my E3. Come on guys, give us some more obvious disasters to laugh at!
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Apr 25, 2015 02:18
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Who here actually plays the triple A games? I only watch E3 for laffs and for the occasional goodgame curve-ball, usually from Nintendo.
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Apr 25, 2015 03:04
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J-Spot posted:I'll be surprised if this actually makes an appearance since Nomura recently stated they'd be revealing more information on the game at some Tokyo Disney event in November. I'd say best hope of Kingdom Hearts announcements would be (in order of likelihood) a PS4 rerelease of the PS3 rereleases, a lovely mobile game that will be integral to understanding the plot of KH3, or Dream Drop Distance Final Mix HD. Didn't they fire Nomura from Kingdom Hearts? Or he's not heading it or something. Square can't keep pumping money into this guy. The Silver Snail posted:Who here actually plays the triple A games? I only watch E3 for laffs and for the occasional goodgame curve-ball, usually from Nintendo. I will be there for MGS5 and Persona 5. I wouldn't call P5 a AAA game but I've got my pocky and ramune and I'll be posing the prosthetic hand to hold my sapporo.
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Apr 25, 2015 03:26
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al-azad posted:Didn't they fire Nomura from Kingdom Hearts? Or he's not heading it or something. Square can't keep pumping money into this guy.
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Apr 25, 2015 03:41
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Yeah Nomura is still working on KH3 and he's using the burning anger in his heart to make it. http://sqex.info/message-on-kh3-from-tetsuya-nomura-kh-memorial-ultimania/ quote:Message from Tetsuya Nomura
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Apr 25, 2015 03:54
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Donnerberg posted:I need fresh material to complain about. FEAR NOT FRIEND! Dragon's Dogma Online is its replacement and I think its suppose to be out this year???
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Apr 25, 2015 04:16
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I said come in! posted:FEAR NOT FRIEND! Dragon's Dogma Online is its replacement and I think its suppose to be out this year??? In Japan only, if I remember right.
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Apr 25, 2015 05:12
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massecurr posted:In Japan only, if I remember right. Yep.
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Apr 25, 2015 05:17
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I want to believe. I don't know how many more mobile, tablet or even loving chess 40k games I can take.
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Apr 25, 2015 11:38
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So Ubisoft is officially announcing Beyond Good and Evil 2 this year, right? Definitely this year. Got a good feeling guys. This year.
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Apr 25, 2015 11:46
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1stGear posted:So Ubisoft is officially announcing Beyond Good and Evil 2 this year, right? Definitely this year. Got a good feeling guys. This year. Beyond Good and Evil 2: The Last Guardian of Marathon
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Apr 25, 2015 11:51
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E3 will continue to be a gigantic shitfest this year the same it is every other year. The drinking game will continue as Microsoft pull out tv deals no one cares about and Sony pull out technology nobody wants. Nintendo will "win" again by simply announcing another Zelda, because apparently all games ever need is yet more loving Zelda. Ubisoft will announce Assassins Creed whatever loving number we're on, I dunno. It'll be set in London. It'll have terrible accents and we'll laugh. EA will announce Dice who will announce star wars who wi announce exclusive licensing deals from now to forever. Actually, does anyone else get the feeling it's all just falling to bits? Today's gaming generation really doesn't care about E3 and our generation has grown so tired of it we tune into another channel instead.I wouldn't be surprised if it is very quiet next year.
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Anyone who watches E3 conferences for any reason other than the moments the gifs in the OP come from is a clinically insane, naive, gullible idiot. But we'll still hear for the next two years about how all the trailers and presentations at E3 were lies and false advertising.
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