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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Finally Bethesda will announce their long-awaited followup : Wet 2

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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If you preorder your E3 coverage right this moment you can get an exclusive ticker at the bottom of your screen for journalist tweets.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
One time Peter Molyneux made me beat a horse until I cried, yelling the whole time about emotional attachments.



This wasn't even in a video game. He just showed up at my door with an actual horse. It was weird.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The Xbox One launches this year right? So that should be a show at least.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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This is the year of the Ouya, the Bone, and the Star Citizen. I can feel it in my heart of hearts.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Can you really put a price on nerd hope though? Like those people have something to keep looking forward to until the day they die.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Both people with 3G vitas are reportedly very disappointed.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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Someone make an Aisha Tyler Boner-Ometer so I can properly judge the E3 hype I should be having.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Infinitum posted:

This town ain't big enough for the 2 of us.



The hill Jack Thompson died upon.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Suspicious Cook posted:

Was it two years ago when Game Trailers had a hype-o-meter to judge viewer interest during E3? I just remember the needle dragging so hard it practically burrowed under the red the entire Wonder Book presentation.

Oh man, that was great. I remember our own thread was dozens of pages of this:

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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echronorian posted:

Xcom did really well on last gen

It was free for ps+ at one point too I think, so there's a pretty good base of people.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Al Nipper posted:

I like.... to game!!!!

Oh sorry this is the E3 thread you've come to the wrong place friend.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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THE PENETRATOR posted:

why would you want to watch e3 press conferences from a gross theater instead of your own home and couch... fuckedup

I hear if you go to the exact center of the E3 showfloor there's a giant Peter Molyneux head that has a secret that will change your life.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Yaos posted:

I'm going to be watching Giant Bomb watching E3 from their office.

Stream yourself doing this so we can watch.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Well how are my torpedos going to hit that? Thanks Obama.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I must forward this information immediately to the guy who still cares about NFS.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Brick Shipment posted:

I see so many hurhur doritosmountaindew hur internet jokes that I am genuinely taken aback when I realize that, no those are not jokes, they are facts and dewanddoritos.com is a domain someone bought and wants us to visit.

Uh, none of us are joking about gaming's ambrosia

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Super pumped for the Wet 2 reveal and hopefully they have Eliza Dushku back for it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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Cool, Steam is finally catching up with Origin.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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But now I have to PAY to mod in my dude as an anime schoolgirl character.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Hopefully in Fallout Bawhstan they'll let me drive around a cahhh.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I sit in my room and just listen to Uneasy Rider all day on repeat. Sometimes I click on a website that has an advertisement that plays music that isn't Uneasy Rider and it triggers me and then I have to throw that computer away and buy a new one. I play all video games muted.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
They forgot it only sells if people actually make games for it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord



E3 2015 off to a roaring start.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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ThePhenomenalBaby posted:

The crazy part is that Xbox 360 was like...successful and poo poo. Why gently caress it all up?

Because adding features no one asked for that you also wouldn't want anyways is the future. Adapt or get left behind.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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MinibarMatchman posted:

can we get less junior retard financial exec ITT, more making fun of Oculus Rift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5kI4NuM33E

I missed this first time and still cannot believe people thought a fake living room is a great reveal lol

Uh it was retarded enough you don't need to link videos from The Onion to prove some kind of point.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Kelp Plankton posted:

sonic dash is terrible even as far as freemium endless runner games go, dont play it

Let me express my shock at a Sonic game being terrible

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I wish PC Gaming had a face so I could punch it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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Gorgolflox posted:

Star Fox looks good, Star Fox looks good, Star Fox looks good, Star Fox looks good, Star Fox looks good, and Star Fox looks good.

That Zelda game might be okay and Paper Jam looked neat.

You might want to not read anyone's impressions of Star Fox then.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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program666 posted:

Capcom: We're releasing monster hunter for pc, but each monster you wanna fight you'll have to buy and insert these monster themed dildos with rfid deep in your anus
Me: * remove monster themed dildos without rfid in preparation*

But unlike Amiibos will you actually be able to find these in stores??

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

RZA Encryption posted:

idgi why would other peoples opinions factor into mine?

Why would I listen to people who have information when I can make opinions with no information - Fox News Viewer RZA Encryption

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
American Truck Simulator game of the show by virtue of meeting expectations.


Video Games.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm sorry Nintendo it's gone all the way to the President. The only way out now is seppuku.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
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Heran Bago posted:

Did anything interesting come of the PC Gaming event?

AHAHAHahahahAHAHahahahhahaahAHhAahahahahaAHAH

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The PC Gaming show was so unequivocally terrible I'm convinced it was funded by Nintendo, MS, and Sony in an effort to make their own keynotes look amazing by comparison.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Hello I am a Gamingologist and I'm here to tell you about all the polygons I've scienced into these cards.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Cyron posted:

this list makes the PC gaming shwlook too good for it own right.

Doesn't include the 15 minutes of rambling between each line.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Excels posted:

The Hololens is a tiny, mail-slot sized glimpse into the true next generation of augmented reality. It's more of a vanity project for MS right now.

Same for their whole games division.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Broseph Brostar posted:

lol that guy honestly believes that the humble concept art from last year is better than cherrypicked game footage this year

He also thinks that Bethesda lied about the pipboy being 'real' when they came out and explicitly said 'this is a sleeve you put your phone in' and devoted like 5 minutes talking about the app :allears:

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

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Golden Goat posted:

How much super scripted stuff did we see at this years E3?

The Division sorta had that.

The Division was probably the worst of it, while also having the thrill of running from enemies to 'not pull aggro', which is some good loving tv right there.

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