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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

I live in Illinois.

Pro:
Actual scenery
Actual things to do

Con:
Snow 9 months out of the year what the gently caress
It's seems very expensive for a city on the edge of the great plains

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
no please

actually, kill yourself, problem solved, OP

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
dont forget the weed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
op you can smoke weed there!!

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

Inept posted:

I live in Illinois.

Pro:
Actual scenery
Actual things to do

Con:
Snow 9 months out of the year what the gently caress
It's seems very expensive for a city on the edge of the great plains

Snow is possible 9 months out of the year but most of the time in the winter it's like 60's and 70's. Or -20. One of the two.

Spring is when you actually get snow in Denver, it lasts a day and then melts when it's back up to 75 degrees the day after it snowed.

But everything is brown most of the time unless you're in the mountains.

It's also getting more expensive.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Con:
Dealing with potheads all the time.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Doccers posted:

Snow is possible 9 months out of the year but most of the time in the winter it's like 60's and 70's. Or -20. One of the two.

Spring is when you actually get snow in Denver, it lasts a day and then melts when it's back up to 75 degrees the day after it snowed.

But everything is brown most of the time unless you're in the mountains.

It's also getting more expensive.

check out this loving denver living idiot.

hey retard eat any omlettes lately lmao

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
PROS:

Mexicans
lots of gays

CONS:

only unpaved roads
no running water
radioactive waste

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

no please

actually, kill yourself, problem solved, OP

signed

Colorado is already full of worthless white people don't add to the climate.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
how hot does it get in the summer? because legal weed and a lack of nuclear hot, 9 month long summers is appealing to me.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Flo Cytometer posted:

signed

Colorado is already full of worthless white people don't add to the climate.

Where in the u.s. can I move that is not full of worthless white people.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Inept posted:

Where in the u.s. can I move that is not full of worthless white people.

states bordering mexico, states bordering those states and not the east or west coast

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese

Nooner posted:

check out this loving denver living idiot.

hey retard eat any omlettes lately lmao

Someone has to,

If we didn't keep the population down, you all would be flooded with them.

You should thank us.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Move to hell

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Flo Cytometer posted:


Colorado is already full.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Inept posted:

Where in the u.s. can I move that is not full of worthless white people.

Move to San Diego; the weather is fantastic and only 45% of the population is a non-hispanic white person. If you can afford it that is you poor Illinois scrub.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Denver is a cool and good city.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Hobohemian posted:

Move to San Diego; the weather is fantastic and only 45% of the population is a non-hispanic white person. If you can afford it that is you poor Illinois scrub.

You can't trick me you just want me to come to harvest my body for water

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Inept posted:

You can't trick me you just want me to come to harvest my body for water

Our medically legal weed is cheaper and way better than Colorado's .

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Hobohemian posted:

Our medically legal weed is cheaper and way better than Colorado's .

lol uhhh


Flo Cytometer posted:

states bordering mexico, states bordering those states and not the east or west coast

hmm yes, arizona is widely known as not being full of worthless white people

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

hmm yes, arizona is widely known as not being full of worthless white people

its basically the us version of australia so guess you got me there

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Inept posted:

I live in Illinois.

Pro:
Actual scenery
Actual things to do

Con:
Snow 9 months out of the year what the gently caress
It's seems very expensive for a city on the edge of the great plains

I assume you live in Chicago specifically. Yes move to Colorado.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Move here and you too can be homeless on 16th St.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Please don't

Flo Cytometer posted:

Colorado is already full

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Follow you heart and boner.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why in the gently caress would you move to denver

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
if youre going to CO you should move to SOUTHPARK LOL!!!!

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I like Denver. There I said it.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Have you moved to Denver, Colorado yet?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
move to the bottom of lake michigan

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Nooner posted:

if youre going to CO you should move to SOUTHPARK LOL!!!!

                        Actually south park is a county, the town it's based off of is Fairplay
:goonsay:

milkingmycow posted:

I like Denver. There I said it.

So do I, there are just a lot of annoying Texans here, and it's full to the brim of people from other states (which is fine, as long as you're not from Texas). I just liked it better when I was growing up and there were less people everywhere.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Yes and take your drat pogs with you too

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

Follow you heart and boner.

shut up grandma

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Flo Cytometer posted:

shut up grandma

No butterscotch for you jacob!

Youve been a naughty young man today.

Were not gonna take that trip over to K-mart anymore because of your attitude.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
*runs into bathroom with a mouth full of stale ribbon candy*
oh god yes please discipline me more, grams :jackbud:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Linux Pirate posted:

                        Actually south park is a county, the town it's based off of is Fairplay
:goonsay:

uh the county is just called park county dumbfuck

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Inept posted:

Where in the u.s. can I move that is not full of worthless white people.

Puerto Rico.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Inept posted:

Where in the u.s. can I move that is not full of worthless white people.

alaska? the yukon area?

idk worthless white people are all over the place otherwise

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


OMGVBFLOL posted:

uh the county is just called park county dumbfuck

:argh:

technically you're right but it's a big county it's not uncommon for people to from there to divide it into north/south to get a sense of what part of it they're from jerk

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Illinois is the state with my grandpa's corpse.
You should get out of there.

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