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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Your mistress commands you to post in this thread, slave.


Yeah, you. You know you're not a man. You could never gently caress me. You don't have enough to even touch me, bitch.

Look at that sad little thing under your gut. Is that another bellybutton? :roflolmao:


Post MISTRESS MAY I in here to be sexually humiliated like the chubby little bitchboy you are. :redass:
All other posts will be treated like women treat your worthless dick (ignored)

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
:firstpost:

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
groundfloor

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i usually sexually humiliate myself this will be a nice change of pace

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im a gay little bitchboi please pound my boipuss

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



...i-i-i thought maybe you'd like to just g-go and grab a burger with me s-sometime you know I think our c-chemistry is real promising

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
this diaper needs changing

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont have a penis i just have a propeller where my penis should be and it spins around when im horny

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ACtually relevant is that like 3 "mistresses" from Washington DC have messaged me on OKC i dont know if I give off that vibe but I'm more into slamming rear end cheeks together than being dominated

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

wanna come over and drink pbr and play mario kart?

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

JebanyPedal posted:

ACtually relevant is that like 3 "mistresses" from Washington DC have messaged me on OKC i dont know if I give off that vibe but I'm more into slamming rear end cheeks together than being dominated

post a picture of your chin

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

wanna come over and drink pbr and play mario kart?

Actually yea man where u live

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
iwaswonderingifyouwantedtocomeoverandwatchanimewithmeifnotthatsokiunderstand

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
voted 2

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

cool tree bro posted:

post a picture of your chin

It looks like Ben Affleck's without the butt chin aspect.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Mistress may I end a sentence with a preposition?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Post MISTRESS MAY I to have your stupid cock and balls abused while i attack your self-esteem and sense of masculinity.

Only obedient slaves recieve the mistress's attentions.

human being.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

i don't like french fries

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Terrible thread

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

les fleurs du mall posted:

Mistress may I end a sentence with a preposition?

No, you may not end a sentence with a preposition. What kind of question is that? Do i need to clothespin a grammar book to your tiny balls?

Also, you may NOT touch yourself while my boot's on your stupid loving head.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
mistress may i cum

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Vorik posted:

Terrible thread

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
MISTRESS MAY i'm gay

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Vorik posted:

Terrible thread

this is how you know a thread is good

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Nothing is here forever,
not even the world.
Let's enjoy it while it lasts.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



JebanyPedal posted:

ACtually relevant is that like 3 "mistresses" from Washington DC have messaged me on OKC i dont know if I give off that vibe but I'm more into slamming rear end cheeks together than being dominated

lol you probably sound like a bitch

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Moridin920 posted:

mistress may i cum
CUM? Is that what you call it when your puny dick leaks 3 drops, makes a farting sound, and shoots out dust?

You may NOT cum, slave. You MAY enjoy the freshness of my gym sweat on your face while I play Candy Crush. And candy won't be the only thing I crush today, worm.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Feminition posted:

lol you probably sound like a bitch

Noo i have butt pictures on there

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




mistress may can you please stamp on my balls and then sit on my face

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

MISTRESS MAY I play more of the awesome new PC release of grand theft auto v

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
Hodor may I

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006


:greenangel:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Mistress may I put my key in the ignition? Mistress may I give you that toot toot that beep beep?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Poon poon pussy.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
MISTRESS MAY please join the movement to ruin videogames and everything else I enjoy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nation posted:

MISTRESS MAY i'm gay
Of course you are. Men are filthy, inferior pigs, and the only ones lowly enough to touch the smelly earphone bud you call a penis.

Let's see how well you and your human being friend can move once me and my sister mistress (sistress) get done with you.

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
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