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City of Glompton

we have a great crop of new lurkers coming up and I for one am pleased.

my last newbie met a bad end (RIP tinkertoy, he poste he dick in heaven now) and I am still grieving.

I'd love to adopt a lurker who feels the need for a loving glomp now and again.

since I"m a busy girl, my ideal lurker will be pretty hands off and only in need of guidance/encouragement in evenings and weekends.

if any of you lurkers/newbies think you fit the criteria, please let me know.

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City of Glompton

maybe other yobbers ready to adopt will also post, in this thread...


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

tao of lmao

tinkertoy...

y'know what? stay away from this one lurkers. a dark path awaits you

landy.
I want to adopt a lurker. just don't post like a nutjob or be a psycho and we'll probably be good.


Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i am a newb, silu, adopt me

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City of Glompton

The Raphael posted:

tinkertoy...

y'know what? stay away from this one lurkers. a dark path awaits you

:P


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Afro Doug

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?userid=203527&action=getinfo

City of Glompton

Qwerinty posted:

i am a newb, silu, adopt me

you're a filthy liar but I love you bb



corn....corn please come post with us!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Afro Doug

corn is the most important crop in america, i can onlly imagine how great corn will be here

monkay

The official sad poster
I'm a newbie looking for guidence in this foggy world

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
... come to me corn

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i am he

monkay posted:

I'm a newbie looking for guidence in this foggy world

This guy's promising, snatch him up!

Corn
I am so new and shy that I have been waffling about how to politely refuse for several minutes. Is "No thank you, I already have a designated SA mentor" too cold? Being called out like this has really addled me, I'm shaking like a leaf :blush:

i am he

Corn posted:

I am so new and shy that I have been waffling about how to politely refuse for several minutes. Is "No thank you, I already have a designated SA mentor" too cold? Being called out like this has really addled me, I'm shaking like a leaf :blush:

Hi corn :3

FluffieDuckie

hi corn :wave:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

dogdisaster

by Lowtax

Corn posted:

I am so new and shy that I have been waffling about how to politely refuse for several minutes. Is "No thank you, I already have a designated SA mentor" too cold? Being called out like this has really addled me, I'm shaking like a leaf :blush:

What's your feelings on corn

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dogdisaster

by Lowtax
They better be good goddamnit

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Corn posted:

I am so new and shy that I have been waffling about how to politely refuse for several minutes. Is "No thank you, I already have a designated SA mentor" too cold? Being called out like this has really addled me, I'm shaking like a leaf :blush:

:worship: hi!

monkay

The official sad poster
Howdy Corn

Corn
Oh gosh, hello everyone.

Corn is a great and versatile grain! You can eat it in many ways, and do a lot of cool non-food things with it. I am proud to share a name with this amazing plant.

City of Glompton

Corn posted:

Oh gosh, hello everyone.

Corn is a great and versatile grain! You can eat it in many ways, and do a lot of cool non-food things with it. I am proud to share a name with this amazing plant.

:glomp:

I'm glad you joined us, if only for these few posts. :)


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
How are your sisters squash and beans?

the unabonger
im going to adopt a newbie and turn them the perfect newbie destroying machine

City of Glompton

monkay posted:

I'm a newbie looking for guidence in this foggy world

hello monkay :)


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

zidane13

by Smythe
you can try to adopt me, but I'll still go my own way. doesn't mean I ain't listen'n, I just can't sit still.

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E3 Keynote

eyyyyyyyyyy
i need mentoring, who is the best byob superstar and how do i assume their identity

monkay

The official sad poster

hi :D

City of Glompton

zidane13 posted:

you can try to adopt me, but I'll still go my own way. doesn't mean I ain't listen'n, I just can't sit still.

you sound like my kinda newbie. sold.

ok, I've reached my adoption limit, one monkay and one do -what-he-want zidane! I :love: you two already!

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please, if you want to adopt/be adopted, post here!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

monkay

The official sad poster

City of Glompton posted:

you sound like my kinda newbie. sold.

ok, I've reached my adoption limit, one monkay and one do -what-he-want zidane! I :love: you two already!

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please, if you want to adopt/be adopted, post here!

Sweet, thanks :):hf::D

City of Glompton

landy. posted:

I want to adopt a lurker. just don't post like a nutjob or be a psycho and we'll probably be good.

E3 Keynote posted:

i need mentoring, who is the best byob superstar and how do i assume their identity



e better no face

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 25, 2015


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

zidane13

by Smythe
I missed my AOL days. thanks, Glompocity!

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
Who wants to trade punters?

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City of Glompton

please...if you need adopted/need adoptees, speak up!


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

FluffieDuckie

you'd think that i'd be good at this adoption thing but my track record has been just awful

i mean a few of them have survived but i lose the vast majority of them in huge flaming disasters

it's been just awful...


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

City of Glompton

boy do I know that feel fluffie, but all we can do is keep trying


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
I'd adopt one but I'm just a white noise poster

FluffieDuckie

City of Glompton posted:

boy do I know that feel fluffie, but all we can do is keep trying

are there any newbies who promise to not crash and burn but instead make mama proud?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
Also adopting a newbie is a ton of responsibility and I'm not sure if I can handle it, not now at this point of my life anyway

i am he

FluffieDuckie posted:

are there any newbies who promise to not crash and burn but instead make mama proud?

I can start posting on my other alt if you'd like

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FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

I can start posting on my other alt if you'd like

are you going to start posting good?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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