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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
... when you don't chop anything with them?

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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
im gay

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

:secondpost:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

why dont dryer sheets make your clothes more dry

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
chops

dicks

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



because the original chopsticks were just the splinters left over from chopping firewood, op. hence the term "chopped sticks"

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Some guys I know use "choppers" as a slur for asian people, I'm guessing that that is from "chopsticks" or it might be that "chopsticks" are stick used by choppers.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
why am i peeing blood

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Enfield posted:

why am i peeing blood

Ur turning into a woman

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hooray

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
they are chopped from larger pieces of wood

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

because they were made by dudes who chop men up and chop men down

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Blue Raider posted:

because they were made by dudes who chop men up and chop men down

It's an ancient Chinese art, really.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
Why is your reproductive organ called a penis when it's small enough to be a slightly larger than normal clitoris?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Is there some type of tumblr movement that claims chopsticks are a superior utensil or do we just accept that the fork is the only game in town

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Enfield posted:

why am i peeing blood

because you set yourself on fire

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Enfield posted:

why am i peeing blood

Stop putting chopsticks in your peehole.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i dont even know why your talking to orientals if you dont end every sentence with chop chop

i wanna eat, get me some sticks chop chop

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
Why is it called 'cargo' on a ship, but on a truck its called a 'shipment'?

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Jesus Christ posted:

... when you don't chop anything with them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEbQkcjUWk

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

in japan their called 'choppu sutikkusu'

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Jesus Christ posted:

... when you don't chop anything with them?

It's because the stuff that you eat with them tends to be chopped (into small pieces, so as to not require any complicated eating utensils),

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im goimg to get one of those tiny guillotines they use to make chopped rice

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Hey OP, how hot is your mom?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Randarkman posted:

Some guys I know use "choppers" as a slur for asian people

wait, american chopper was actually about asian immigrants?

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
I want Chinese food made from real Chinese. Perhaps stir fried, perhaps along with another stereotypical foreign food you monster. Love me some Chinese take away...

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

quote:

The English word "chopstick" may have derived from Chinese Pidgin English, in which "chop chop" meant "quickly".[1][2] According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the earliest published use of the word is in the 1699 book Voyages and descriptions by William Dampier: "[T]hey are called by the English seamen Chopsticks".[3]

the english come up with lovely words

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