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somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

For me, it's when I can help others in need. You?

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:30

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:34

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

im gay

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:30

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

when i iv 60mg of dilauded directly into my dick

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:32

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

posting with my pals on gbs

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:33

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Everyone fucks off and leaves me alone.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:33

vermicious: Feb 22, 2010; Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?

... my wife is being anally penetrated by a strong black man

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:33

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

"the week is over and all my responsibilities are finished and the next couple days are mine alone"

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:39

son gay. so what: Mar 13, 2011

When you gently caress off and die. Kill yourself

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:39

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

when you suck my dick op

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:41

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Neurosis posted:

when you suck my dick op

i've never done that so i can only assume you never feel your best and that is sad

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:42

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Poetic Justice posted:

i've never done that so i can only assume you never feel your best and that is sad

holy poo poo owned

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:43

Zaradis: Nov 6, 2014

I'm pissing off feminists.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:44

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:44

son gay. so what: Mar 13, 2011

ROFLburger posted:

holy poo poo owned

That's what I call.....

POETIC JUSTICE

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:45

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

I feel my my knuckles break on the unyeilding bones of your face

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:45

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

MegaJoe89 posted:

That's what I call.....

POETIC JUSTICE

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:45

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

I can bring a smile to a child's face.

or whenever I get drunk I feel pretty good too.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:52

wane tendo: Mar 19, 2005; Buglord

I wake up in the morning And the 'larm gives out a warning

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:55

shipwrek: Dec 11, 2009; Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

When I get quoted on SA. I need validation OP. SOMEONE REGARD ME. Namaste.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:58

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

shipwrek posted:

When I get quoted on SA. I need validation OP. SOMEONE REGARD ME. Namaste.

me too

# ? Apr 25, 2015 06:59

90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

i'm cumming

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:00

Zanshin: Apr 9, 2015; by Ralp

I feel my best when...

..I get tired of knocking back my hand's relentless advances on me (it's always trying to flirt with me, always hitting on me; sometimes even, its behaviour can only be described as straight-up sexual harrassment/assault) and let it go exploring where it wants to.. which invariably ends up being my nether regions.

Once my hand had seduced me, it will then have its wicked way with me - during which time I'll literally be feeling my "best", in a tangible sense; as well as feeling my "best", in an emotional euphoric sense, as I bask in a rosy post-orgasmic glow.�

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:15

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

shipwrek posted:

When I get quoted on SA. I need validation OP. SOMEONE REGARD ME. Namaste.

Neurosis posted:

me too

I think everyone enjoys that, no matter what they might say

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:15

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Zanshin posted:

I feel my best when...

..I get tired of knocking back my hand's relentless advances on me (it's always trying to flirt with me, always hitting on me; sometimes even, its behaviour can only be described as straight-up sexual harrassment/assault) and let it go exploring where it wants to.. which invariably ends up being my nether regions.

Once my hand had seduced me, it will then have its wicked way with me - during which time I'll literally be feeling my "best", in a tangible sense; as well as feeling my "best", in an emotional euphoric sense, as I bask in a rosy post-orgasmic glow.�

touching yourself in a way that only you yourself can truly know is the ultimate path towards contentment

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:17

son gay. so what: Mar 13, 2011

shipwrek posted:

When I get quoted on SA. I need validation OP. SOMEONE REGARD ME. Namaste.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:19

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

op kills himself

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:23

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

MegaJoe89 posted:

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:27

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

im high as poo poo and completely disconnected from reality

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:32

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

katlington posted:

im high as poo poo and completely disconnected from reality

k l8

# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:34

Zanshin: Apr 9, 2015; by Ralp

Poetic Justice posted:

touching yourself in a way that only you yourself can truly know is the ultimate path towards contentment

You're just encouraging my hand now, and giving it ammo to use against me, for next time it hits on me and I decline. I just know I'll be hearing your words there again; my hand will use every trick in the book.�What I'm witnessing here may very well fall into some kind of aiding and abetting cyber rape category of crime. If I have to call the cyber police, consequences will never be the same!