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there was a lot of weight behind all of it and people dying felt bad unlike avengers which was light fluffy crap the hot alien commander killing dudes while moving at mach 1 was nasty
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:56 |
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I agree with the OP Super fast action scenes with people and planes being thrown around like toys is unironically how a Superman fight should look
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:59 |
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I liked the men of steel
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 07:59 |
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also, i have sex btw
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:00 |
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Every comic book movie is a terrible pile of poo poo barely acceptable for mentally ill toddlers to watch.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:01 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Every comic book movie is a terrible pile of poo poo barely acceptable for mentally ill toddlers to watch. well, whatever, man
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:01 |
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my iq is porobably higher than yours too
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:02 |
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man of steel was weird. i was like SO close to thinking it was solid, but something about it rubbed me the wrong way. i don't really know what it was but it was missing something that the marvel movies all have. like, the acting felt fine, the writing felt fine, but i just couldn't give enough of a poo poo about it. super hero movies own and normally im rock hard during the climactic final battle of a super hero movie when the hero starts owning but i was only semi chub so i give super man 4/10, slightly below average super hero movie
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:10 |
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louis lane was really hot though so im gonna give it a 4.5/10
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:12 |
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Yeah Antje Traue was p awesome, Michael Shannon was awesome, the early part of the film on Kraptom was awesome shame about everything else tho
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:14 |
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ROFLburger posted:man of steel was weird. i was like SO close to thinking it was solid, but something about it rubbed me the wrong way. i don't really know what it was but it was missing something that the marvel movies all have. like, the acting felt fine, the writing felt fine, but i just couldn't give enough of a poo poo about it. probably because it was ugly as gently caress for 2/3 of its runtime, literally a highly polished turd
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:14 |
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why watch a superman, when you could watch platoon, or running man or space truckers, even edge of tommorow instead ?
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:22 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Every comic book movie is a terrible pile of poo poo barely acceptable for mentally ill toddlers to watch.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:24 |
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Remember when that one guy punched that other guy? It was gnarly.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:25 |
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ROFLburger posted:man of steel was weird. i was like SO close to thinking it was solid, but something about it rubbed me the wrong way. i don't really know what it was but it was missing something that the marvel movies all have. like, the acting felt fine, the writing felt fine, but i just couldn't give enough of a poo poo about it. Probably because it's yet another superman origin movie, hard to give a poo poo at this point about that story.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:29 |
Watching this now b/c of you OP, they just turned Zod and his cronies into ice dildos as punishment good stuff E: rocket powered ice dildos
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:31 |
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Bill Hader was solid in it as Superman, he demonstrated that he doesn't just do comedy, he can also do action.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:31 |
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quakster posted:why watch a superman, when you could watch platoon, or running man or space truckers, even edge of tommorow instead ? none of these things have superhumans crashing through walls and destroying cities because when things that strong come together this happens
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:06 |
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ROFLburger posted:louis lane was really hot though so im gonna give it a 10.5/10
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:08 |
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the only big thing i thought they could have done better was humanise the daily planet people so the pathetic cockroaches strugglign to save each other with lawrence fishburne while superman fought would have had more pathos. the scenes themselves were fine just the buildup wasn't
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:08 |
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Neurosis posted:none of these things have superhumans crashing through walls and destroying cities because when things that strong come together this happens
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:12 |
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Frabba posted:Probably because it's yet another superman origin movie, hard to give a poo poo at this point about that story. true but what about batman? batman franchise was literally a dumpster and then christopher nolan made it own again
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:22 |
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Superman is a retarded character, but the people behind Man of Steel did a surprisingly fine job making a pretty good movie about a character that's usually a boring milquetoast Boyscout-god. I feel dirty saying something good about anything in GBS, but I really don't understand all the hate for it. Though I'm confidant Superman/Batman will be a monumental turd.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:38 |
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Neurosis posted:there was a lot of weight behind all of it and people dying felt bad unlike avengers which was light fluffy crap I think if the movie actually acknowledged or intended the level of death and destruction it had, it could have been much better. But it totally wanted to act like Superman saved the day by punching villains through populated buildings, causing 9/11x1,000 without even trying not to. Frankenstyle posted:Superman is a retarded character, but the people behind Man of Steel did a surprisingly fine job making a pretty good movie about a character that's usually a boring milquetoast Boyscout-god. I feel dirty saying something good about anything in GBS, but I really don't understand all the hate for it. I hate Superman too. I used to think it was because he was such a goodie-two shoes. Yet I like Captain America. I couldn't figure out why, then I realized what it is. Superman always wins, like 100%. Whatever the problem, he will solve it absolutely perfectly by the end. Superman Returns was the most boring thing because it was "show a problem, show superman fix the problem, repeat endlessly" before it ended with a huge gently caress you and him lifting a rock. What a climax. Compared to characters like Captain America, it's like not only does he have to work harder (and do more interesting things than "lift poo poo, throw poo poo") but also poo poo gets way messier, things go wrong, people on both sides die (and unlike Man of Steel, they actually acknowledge that). He can't save everyone. Basically Superman is a walking CTRL+Z button for anything bad. Frankenstyle posted:Though I'm confidant Superman/Batman will be a monumental turd. They'll never have the balls to make Superman an actual gray area character or bad guy, so yep. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Apr 25, 2015 |
# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:10 |
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i already explained in the batman vs superman thread why man of steel is garbage and im too lazy to do it again E: vvv yes Phoon fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Apr 25, 2015 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:stuff those are some good points tbh e: Phoon posted:i already explained in the batman vs superman thread why man of steel is garbage and im too lazy to do it again
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:22 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:28 |
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it would have been better in colour
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:30 |
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1/10 hardly attractive
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:34 |
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i know right
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:56 |
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Man of Steel was 80% a decent movie and 20% of the worst poo poo. The fights were boring and went on way to long. It's hard to care the 10th time superman is smashed to the ground because nobody ever seems to get hurt or tired.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:06 |
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Darkhold posted:Man of Steel was 80% a decent movie and 20% of the worst poo poo. this is why dragonball is way better than superman
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:14 |
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all of the good parts in this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfz3ld3nPCg
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:22 |
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im the wilhelm scream on #11
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:24 |
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its cool cause its a live action dbz
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:32 |
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The biggest twist of the movie was I kept waiting for Elias Koteas to betray everyone and he never did
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:59 |
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idk i just thought it was boring
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:22 |
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Kuato posted:Bill Hader was solid in it as Superman, he demonstrated that he doesn't just do comedy, he can also do action. this was the funniest post in this thread to me
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:37 |
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Darkhold posted:Man of Steel was 80% a decent movie and 20% of the worst poo poo. Pretty much this. Enjoyed most of it except the stupid rear end fight scenes that were ridiculous crap.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:22 |
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It was funny because every time someone stopped and looked around for more than a half second it meant they were about to get blindsided with the force of a freight train. You have time to say "Oh, here it comes." then BAM!!
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