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It's ironically the one thing that the masses tend to insist being important to not cheap out on. The man on the street couldn't be more wrong. Expensive toilet paper is too thick and soft, you can't get any traction. It might be more comfortable, but it takes forever to clean your rear end, and it's not nearly as clean when you're done. I find that the best TP is the ultra-thin kind that is such "poor" quality that retail stores won't even carry it, and only businesses buy it direct from suppliers. However, I will concede that expensive toilet paper is a lot easier on hemorrhoids.
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lol if recycled TP is too rough for your delicate browneye
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 12:39 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:lol if recycled TP is too rough for your delicate browneye literal hardass right here.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 12:50 |
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you can never have enough toilet paper. that is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know.
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oncearoundaltair posted:you can never have enough toilet paper. that is all ye know on earth and all ye need to know. the adequate toilet paper supply thread is that way -----> this thread is about types of toilet paper.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:It's ironically the one thing that the masses tend to insist being important to not cheap out on. The man on the street couldn't be more wrong. Expensive toilet paper is too thick and soft, you can't get any traction. It might be more comfortable, but it takes forever to clean your rear end, and it's not nearly as clean when you're done. I find that the best TP is the ultra-thin kind that is such "poor" quality that retail stores won't even carry it, and only businesses buy it direct from suppliers. However, I will concede that expensive toilet paper is a lot easier on hemorrhoids. You are literally Hitler.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 12:58 |
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I wish I had a bidet
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 12:59 |
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Node posted:You are literally Hitler. I wish, he got way more pussy than I ever will.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:05 |
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I wipe with sandpaper. The blood really helps to clean everything.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:07 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:I wish I had a bidet Be careful what you wish for, it might wash you away, since you're a piece of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:08 |
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cheaper toilet paper like the scott 1000 rolls is better than that fluffy soft stuff, but there's a limit. i have to wet the tp at work before i use it or else my rear end in a top hat itches for hours afterwards thank you for reading my thoughts on the wiping of my filthy rear end
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:10 |
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cheap tp is john wayne toilet paper its white, rough and it doesnt take poo poo from nobody
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:13 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:cheaper toilet paper like the scott 1000 rolls is better than that fluffy soft stuff, but there's a limit. i have to wet the tp at work before i use it or else my rear end in a top hat itches for hours afterwards In regards to your itchy rear end in a top hat, do you think that might be something you picked up from your co-workers? I'm all for gay freedom, but you have to be careful and make sure they wear protection in this day and age.
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Universe Master posted:I wipe with sandpaper. The blood really helps to clean everything. But you have to clean the blood itself. I find the best way to wash your hands of blood is bleach and a patsy.
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:In regards to your itchy rear end in a top hat, do you think that might be something you picked up from your co-workers? I'm all for gay freedom, but you have to be careful and make sure they wear protection in this day and age. no, it coincides pretty well with the times i use dry toilet paper, and not at all with the times i have freaky gay sex. i've studied this at length
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:no, it coincides pretty well with the times i use dry toilet paper, and not at all with the times i have freaky gay sex. i've studied this at length the length of the dick is not the issue, it's what's inside.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:32 |
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I use John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and don't take poo poo from anyone, pilgrim!
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 13:34 |
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The secret to an extra clean brown-slot is after your main wipe, wrap your finger in TP, and get it up in there. Helps clean the internal poo-bits that could come out later, from gravity, or fear, or whatever. Pro-Tips from your local Bum Council.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:01 |
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I only wipe with shredded monster truck tires for maximum traction.
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Splatmaster posted:I use John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and don't take poo poo from anyone, pilgrim! LMAO
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:32 |
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Charmin ultra. Even the name sounds loving cool. ULTRA toilet paper.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:37 |
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i don't have time for that poo poo, i just stand up and go
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:39 |
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seriously though smdh if you can't afford $10 for like a month's worth of good toilet paper. I bought 9 rolls for Cottonelle for $11 and it came with a free box of moist wipes. I've gotten two for $11 at better places than Wal Mart.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:40 |
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also get a bidet, that way it wont take half a roll to clean up your muddy cornhole afterwards.
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Thanks for the advice everyone but im gotta to keep running dirty, im committed now.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:45 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A PIECE OF poo poo INTO THE TOILET. ITS GODDAMN DOOKIE TIME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START WIPING MY rear end FURIOUSLY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM MY rear end in a top hat WITH STEEL WOOL AND SANDPAPER WITH FLAWLESS TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY EXERCISE GOOD TOILET HYGIENE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE TOILET AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE OUTSIDE TOILETS ARE REAL IMMATURE JERKS. I'VE LEARNED TO MAKE IT HURT LESS AND MAKE THE TOILET SEEM LESS LONELY BY YELLING REALLY LOUDLY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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Nurge posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A PIECE OF poo poo INTO THE TOILET. ITS GODDAMN DOOKIE TIME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START WIPING MY rear end FURIOUSLY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM MY rear end in a top hat WITH STEEL WOOL AND SANDPAPER WITH FLAWLESS TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY EXERCISE GOOD TOILET HYGIENE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE TOILET AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE OUTSIDE TOILETS ARE REAL IMMATURE JERKS. I'VE LEARNED TO MAKE IT HURT LESS AND MAKE THE TOILET SEEM LESS LONELY BY YELLING REALLY LOUDLY. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:52 |
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the problem with the cheap stuff is that I find it gets kind of torn up resulting in a blizzard of poo flakes raining down on the bathroom floor.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 14:59 |
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the expensive kind gets cotton in my rear end hairs
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Cyril Sneer posted:the problem with the cheap stuff is that I find it gets kind of torn up resulting in a blizzard of poo flakes raining down on the bathroom floor. best upgrade your squat toilet then
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:06 |
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the real question is do you do like a girl and mummy wrap your hand/up to your elbow in tp???
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:09 |
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You morons need to buy a pressure cleaner to literally shear those poop particles off your ridge.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:17 |
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Whenever I use expensive toilet paper I find it in my asshair days afterwards. Also, it falls apart if it gets wet.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:31 |
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Lol at you losers who don't poo poo on your neighbor's lawn and use their newspaper to wipe your rear end! Beta shitters ITT
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:34 |
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Scott 1000 FTW, then finish up with Cottonelle flushable wipes, I don't care if it fucks up the sewer system because my bootie hole needs to be minty fresh at all times.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 15:41 |
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cheap toilet paper doesn't absorb thick vaginal discharge like name brands. it just smears it around like a light coating of aged cream cheese.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:11 |
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Buying cheap toilet paper is also admitting to yourself that you are not getting laid anytime soon.
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:57 |
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DarthJeebus posted:seriously though smdh if you can't afford $10 for like a month's worth of good toilet paper. I bought 9 rolls for Cottonelle for $11 and it came with a free box of moist wipes. I've gotten two for $11 at better places than Wal Mart. you spend $120 a year on toilet paper lmao
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 17:09 |
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A lot of americans wipe with dry paper, that means most americans have poopoo on their batty most of the time. This is also the reason why americans shower like 4 times a day. Very silly behaviors by these persons.
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:you spend $120 a year on toilet paper lmao walking around with the confidence that a sludge-free rear end in a top hat brings is worth it friend
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