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redshirt posted:My quest for protein knows no boundaries. Carrying on your mother's legacy.
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roboshit posted:w/e it was all a joke from day one I'm not actually gay or addicted to meth. i used to do meth though which helped me write some of those more insane posts. the dick and cum pics were taken from tumblr and the cum ones are some guy me and biff know on steam. biff is a guy I've known for a long time and he lives in canada. i actually am a texan, that aint no lie. i disappointed in you roboshit, that for just one moment in gbs you cant stop lying.. is this some kind of game to you?
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Apr 26, 2015 04:45
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roboshit posted:w/e it was all a joke from day one I'm not actually gay or addicted to meth. i used to do meth though which helped me write some of those more insane posts. the dick and cum pics were taken from tumblr and the cum ones are some guy me and biff know on steam. biff is a guy I've known for a long time and he lives in canada. i actually am a texan, that aint no lie. What? It's all lies??
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TEAYCHES posted:i disappointed in you roboshit, that for just one moment in gbs you cant stop lying.. is this some kind of game to you? i didn't mean for it to go on for as long as it did. i guess u could say....i became the lie and couldn't take it back. but i guess the taco bell video you guys found proves it
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Apr 26, 2015 04:46
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Zombie Boat posted:Carrying on your mother's legacy. I don't get it.
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redshirt posted:What? It's all lies?? i prefer the term "joke" or "performance art".
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Apr 26, 2015 04:47
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this was a bad thread and you are a bad person
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Apr 26, 2015 04:47
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I love the record skip sound when spanish manlove comes up
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Apr 26, 2015 04:48
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the great deceiver posted:this was a bad thread and you are a bad person i didn't actually hurt anyone tho
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Apr 26, 2015 04:48
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roboshit posted:i didn't actually hurt anyone tho what about the twink you strangled??!?!?
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roboshit posted:i prefer the term "joke" or "performance art". So you weren't in prison? And can't comment knowledgeably about protein levels therein?
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Apr 26, 2015 04:49
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the great deceiver posted:what about the twink you strangled??!?!? I've literally never strangled anyone.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:49
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roboshit posted:i didn't actually hurt anyone tho the truth is you hurt yourself. this isnt about us, its about you and your own wellbeing
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Apr 26, 2015 04:49
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redshirt posted:So you weren't in prison? I have no idea about prison food. The only interaction with the cops I've ever had was years ago when I was pulled over for an expired vehicle inspection sticker.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:49
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TEAYCHES posted:the truth is you hurt yourself. this isnt about us, its about you and your own wellbeing It was performance art.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:50
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roboshit posted:I've literally never strangled anyone. THATS WHAT A DOMESTIC ABUSER WOULD SAY BUB
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Apr 26, 2015 04:50
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roboshit posted:I have no idea about prison food. The only interaction with the cops I've ever had was years ago when I was pulled over for an expired vehicle inspection sticker. Yeah, I could tell. 5/10
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Apr 26, 2015 04:51
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roboshit posted:w/e it was all a joke from day one I'm not actually gay or addicted to meth. i used to do meth though which helped me write some of those more insane posts. the dick and cum pics were taken from tumblr and the cum ones are some guy me and biff know on steam. biff is a guy I've known for a long time and he lives in canada. i actually am a texan, that aint no lie. you sound lke a legtmately fun dude to chll wth too. can't beleve how far gbs has sank, n contrast to the remanng dots u are exceponally nsghtful and apprecate you takng your tme to post a good thread. god bless
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Apr 26, 2015 04:51
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yo, i'm glad i resisted my congratulations. so you're still just someone strung out enough to film yourself smashing bottles over SA?
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Apr 26, 2015 04:52
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Izumi Konata posted:you sound lke a legtmately fun dude to chll wth too. can't beleve how far gbs has sank, n contrast to the remanng dots u are exceponally nsghtful and apprecate you takng your tme to post a good thread. god bless Thanks I always appreciate fan mail. Especially now that the truth is out.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:53
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redshirt posted:So you weren't in prison? redshirt i'm gonna take some time out of my busy saturday night shitposting in gbs to answer your question because i think you are a fine poster that is unfairly bullied here. when i was in federal prison the comissary sold pouches of boiled mackrel, tuna fish and ultrafit protein bars which had 24g of protein each. every day after working out i would smash an ultrafit and a packgae of mackrel (or a "mack" as we called them). if you were rich you could buy contraband protein powder from the surenos. i hope this information helps you out my friend.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:55
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diabeetz posted:yo, i'm glad i resisted my congratulations. I was method acting.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:56
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the great deceiver posted:redshirt i'm gonna take some time out of my busy saturday night shitposting in gbs to answer your question because i think you are a fine poster that is unfairly bullied here. Finally some real talk in this supposed prison thread. Thanks friend. It does help, because what you're saying is if you want to get swole in the joint, you can.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:57
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roboshit posted:I was meth acting.
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Apr 26, 2015 04:59
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redshirt posted:Finally some real talk in this supposed prison thread. absolutely you could. i didn't get as swole as i could have because despite working out 4 hours a day i worked in the bakery and literally inhaled cookies and biscuits, likely because i have poor impulse control which is what landed me in prison in the first place.
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Apr 26, 2015 05:00
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the great deceiver posted:redshirt i'm gonna take some time out of my busy saturday night shitposting in gbs to answer your question because i think you are a fine poster that is unfairly bullied here. i eat half a kilo of mackerel a day and a cup of oats, also many eggs and p&b i basically am in prison in a food sense
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Apr 26, 2015 05:01
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the great deceiver posted:absolutely you could. i didn't get as swole as i could have because despite working out 4 hours a day i worked in the bakery and literally inhaled cookies and biscuits, likely because i have poor impulse control which is what landed me in prison in the first place. yo since your an actual Prison Dude can you tell us why you were in federal prison
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Apr 26, 2015 05:01
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roboshit posted:yo since your an actual Prison Dude can you tell us why you were in federal prison i think he made a thread about it in the ama forums or whatever it's called
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Apr 26, 2015 05:02
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the great deceiver posted:absolutely you could. i didn't get as swole as i could have because despite working out 4 hours a day i worked in the bakery and literally inhaled cookies and biscuits, likely because i have poor impulse control which is what landed me in prison in the first place. So how rough is federal prison? Do people wipe down the benches once they're done lifting, for instance?
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Apr 26, 2015 05:02
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roboshit posted:yo since your an actual Prison Dude can you tell us why you were in federal prison because the DEA are a bunch of haters
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Apr 26, 2015 05:03
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redshirt posted:So how rough is federal prison? Do people wipe down the benches once they're done lifting, for instance? not that rough. we weren't allowed to have free weights, we lifted with sandbags lol
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Apr 26, 2015 05:05
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the great deceiver posted:because the DEA are a bunch of haters word
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krampster2 posted:i eat half a kilo of mackerel a day and a cup of oats, also many eggs and p&b i basically am in prison in a food sense please thnk of your kdneys before subsstng on cat food. can only magne the fart level
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Apr 26, 2015 05:06
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the great deceiver posted:not that rough. we weren't allowed to have free weights, we lifted with sandbags lol What about cardio?
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Apr 26, 2015 05:06
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redshirt posted:What about cardio? oatmeal was the only savng grace of the krampster2 det. cardo s benefcal, but t negates much of the conspcuous results of becomng swole.
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Apr 26, 2015 05:09
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krampster2 posted:i eat half a kilo of mackerel a day and a cup of oats, also many eggs and p&b i basically am in prison in a food sense if you eat that much mackrel in the free world i pity you. we had lots of cardio machines and a track. i taught a spinning class and a vynyasa yoga class haha
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Apr 26, 2015 05:09
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the great deceiver posted:if you eat that much mackrel in the free world i pity you. Sounds p. sweet. How was the food, quantity wise? Could you eat all you wanted, or did they cut you off at a certain point?
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Apr 26, 2015 05:10
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redshirt posted:Sounds p. sweet. How was the food, quantity wise? Could you eat all you wanted, or did they cut you off at a certain point? unless you worked in the kitchen like me you got one tray per meal and there was no way you were gonna get swole on 3 trays a day.
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Apr 26, 2015 05:14
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the great deceiver posted:if you eat that much mackrel in the free world i pity you. hmm, how much mackerel do you eat? do you reckon i should eat more? also pls don't diet shame me izumi
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the great deceiver posted:unless you worked in the kitchen like me you got one tray per meal and there was no way you were gonna get swole on 3 trays a day. So I should get a kitchen job. Good advice. Any other tips for getting swole in jail? For instance, are there exercises that are well suited to a cell?
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