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Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
Don't want to get into specifics about who but this girl I'm dating who works in politics and is considering a 2016 presidential run has a vagina that smells like a Ford Festiva full of gorgonzola that was left in a hot parking lot for a week. I've been leaving industrial size containers of Summer's Eve in her desk but she doesn't seem to take the hint. Should I break it off?

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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


:firstpost:
Caramel mochiato

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


She's not considering a presidential run, OP.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You've stuck by her this far, Bill.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Write-in campaign for the next election.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Cthulu Carl posted:

Write-in campaign for the next election.

stinky vagina 2016

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Ed Markey is the junior senator from Massachusetts, he replaced John Kerry after he became SecState

Didn't know he had a vagina though

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

Mons Hubris posted:

She's not considering a presidential run, OP.

But she would do better if everyone at a debate wasn't distracted by the wavy green stink lines coming off her cooter I'm trying to help here

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

potee posted:

Ed Markey is the junior senator from Massachusetts

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

potee posted:

Ed Markey is the junior senator from Massachusetts, he replaced John Kerry after he became SecState

i came here to post this

op sucks

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

potee posted:

Ed Markey is the junior senator from Massachusetts, he replaced John Kerry after he became SecState

Didn't know he had a vagina though

Massachusetts is a very progressive state.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Breaking news! Small penis tea partier is butthurt over liberal politician from Massachusetts! Circle of life continues.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
camel macchiato

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Luvcow posted:

Breaking news! Small penis tea partier is butthurt over liberal politician from Massachusetts! Circle of life continues.


troubled teen posted:

Massachusetts is a very progressive state.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i think new york and mass has some sort of lame usa beef with baseball so you shouldnt call the former ny senator a current massachsudhsets senator

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gently caress your mom dumbass mothball look loving retard.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
honesty, tact, and humility are great ways to look pretty cool op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gatekeeper posted:

honesty, tact, and humility are great ways to look pretty cool op

He should eat a ground up turd, ground up in a sausage pressing dingus, eat that ground up rear end turd, Jesus man eat the god drat thing!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Gatekeeper posted:

honesty, tact, and humility are great ways to look pretty cool op

has worked great for you, guy I never heard of

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

hawt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lowtax is older than I though

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


He's getting lots of stinky vagina?

Good for him. He looks like a nice man

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

clean that thing with your tongue op

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