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id like to just talk and eat poo poo super lightly and get a bunch of cash but im a dude with a lovely voice 
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My voice is low so trying to do asmr for money would probably just make people poo poo their pants Although there is probably a market for that too
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May 4, 2015 22:03
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I like the haircut one where you go to a barber shop owned by Mexican-Italian American half brothers named Mario and Luigi.
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May 4, 2015 22:15
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ScreamingLlama posted:It doesn't work on everyone for some reason.
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May 4, 2015 22:48
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LethalGeek posted:You're still a huge gently caress up He has a weird fetish, too.
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May 4, 2015 22:50
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ScreamingLlama posted:First peer-reviewed study on ASMR God you're having a meltdown over this? Clearly you're not at all defensive about jerking off to chicks eating and whispering or whatever the gently caress is in these videos
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May 4, 2015 23:54
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"The brain-tingling world of ASMR collides with science fiction"quote:where ASMR can sound kind of, well, boring, especially to people who don't experience its signature "brain tingle," some of Maque's work is pushing ASMR into exciting new territory as well: science fiction, futurism, and virtual reality http://boingboing.net/2015/04/29/asmr-ally-scifi-departure.html 
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May 5, 2015 00:36
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"ASMRtists"
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May 5, 2015 00:44
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Wanamingo posted:"ASMRtists"
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May 5, 2015 01:07
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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They invented the whole "spectrum of autism" thing knowing stuff like this would be a problem in the future.
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May 5, 2015 01:13
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autistic dick tingles
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May 5, 2015 02:09
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I live in the same city as that loving dorklord who did the Steampunk weaopnshop roleplay. If I see him I am going to puke on him.
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May 5, 2015 02:14
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You can make a living do really weird poo poo if you're a mildly attractive female.
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May 5, 2015 02:17
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Million Ghosts posted:I live in the same city as that loving dorklord who did the Steampunk weaopnshop roleplay. If I see him I am going to puke on him. His whole channel is him trying to become King Sperg.
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May 5, 2015 02:37
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Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:God you're having a meltdown over this? Clearly you're not at all defensive about jerking off to chicks eating and whispering or whatever the gently caress is in these videos Oh, so I get angry over the fact that people are just being outright cunts about something and all of a sudden I'm having a meltdown? Go gently caress yourself. CaptainSarcastic posted:At least the ASMR fetishists aren't as obtrusive and gross about their perv as furries or bronies and such. It seems they are even more prone to denial about it, though. No-one is in denial here. It's just a bunch of assholes saying poo poo that isn't at all true and acting like a bunch of 13 year olds just because. I am not jerking off to these videos, it is not a sexual fetish or a symptom of autism and you really need to loving stop.
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May 5, 2015 06:33
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ScreamingLlama posted:Oh, so I get angry over the fact that people are just being outright cunts about something and all of a sudden I'm having a meltdown? asmr is cool & relaxing, maybe you should go watch one so you relax you know what website your posting on right
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May 5, 2015 06:37
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OMGVBFLOL posted:asmr is cool & relaxing, maybe you should go watch one so you relax Even SA has its limits.
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May 5, 2015 06:38
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ScreamingLlama posted:I am not jerking off to these videos, it is not a sexual fetish or a symptom of autism and you really need to loving stop. Maybe you should just give in to your desire and jack off to the videos because that kind of pent up frustration is bound to lead you to kill somebody in an autistic rage.
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May 5, 2015 06:40
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ScreamingLlama posted:Oh, so I get angry over the fact that people are just being outright cunts about something and all of a sudden I'm having a meltdown? Yeah.
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May 5, 2015 06:48
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thread needs to relax put on some headphones & drift off to a nap w/this misspelled video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyGovnbi_10
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May 5, 2015 06:55
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Hobohemian posted:Maybe you should just give in to your desire and jack off to the videos because that kind of pent up frustration is bound to lead you to kill somebody in an autistic rage. I think it's pretty clear that he already does, and this meltdown is a shame-induced frenzy of denial. Textbook, really.
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May 5, 2015 07:05
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If women on here would be willing to whisper about how much they love being my friend while they do the dishes while I uh take care of something real quick that would be great. I assure you that this is not a sexual request.
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May 5, 2015 07:16
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ScreamingLlama posted:Oh, so I get angry over the fact that people are just being outright cunts about something and all of a sudden I'm having a meltdown? it's not a sexual fetish, it's a deep-seated craving for intimacy while simultaneously possessing a fear of intimacy. that's why ASMR videos are dominated by soft-voiced girls. it allows for some intimacy triggers to be flipped in your mind while being delivered "safely" through the internet without fear of rejection. which is probably why most of the people who identify as ASMR-havers also tend to be anxious weirdos who don't get a lot of genuine intimacy in their real lives.
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May 5, 2015 07:24
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May 5, 2015 07:42
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les fleurs du mall posted:it's a fetish it's some real hosed up sex poo poo. the futher removed your fetish is from actual sex the more hosed up it is and let me tell you that screamingllama guy is really hosed up
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Hi ScreamingLlama! It's nice to see you outside of the Auspol threads.  To be fair I think there are more people who get ASMR than there are members of the Australian Democrats. Maybe you should try forming a party based around ASMR? I suggest the motto, "Keep the bastards tingly."
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May 5, 2015 09:44
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ScreamingLlama posted:Even SA has its limits. Vote Democrat
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May 5, 2015 09:44
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ScreamingLlama posted:First peer-reviewed study on ASMR thank u
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May 5, 2015 09:54
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:"Keep the endman tingly." 
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May 5, 2015 10:01
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Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!
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May 5, 2015 10:02
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Tokamak posted:Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!! yes they are
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May 5, 2015 10:19
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Let's not shame screamocrat, here check out my fave asmr I am sharing: http://youtu.be/GUQUD3IMbb4
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May 5, 2015 10:21
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Wait back up a second, is this about people whackin' it to YouTube videos of people breathing?
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May 5, 2015 10:23
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Wow dude you sure like to pick dead causes.
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May 5, 2015 10:29
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CrazyTolradi posted:Wow dude you sure like to pick dead causes. its part of his fetish
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Hi ScreamingLlama! It's nice to see you outside of the Auspol threads. Oh loving burn.
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May 5, 2015 10:33
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Hi ScreamingLlama! It's nice to see you outside of the Auspol threads. There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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May 5, 2015 10:48
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what spectrum does cakefarts fall in the asmr genre?
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ScreamingLlama posted:Oh, so I get angry over the fact that people are just being outright cunts about something and all of a sudden I'm having a meltdown? Man, I dunno why you decided to die for this lovely piece of land but it is hella entertaining to watch you defend your creepy obsession as okay because "it's not sexual."
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I don't know why you're being a bunch of cunts over this.
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