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TAKE THAT FUCKER! BURN IT ALL! HOUSE IS loving UNINHABITABLE NOW ANYWAY! HOW DID THIS THING GET IN MY loving ROOM, I HAVEN'T OPENED A WINDOW IN 8 MONTHS!!!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:27 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:46 |
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This actually happened but I think it was a spider.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:27 |
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let it sting you. it wont survive that, and hopefully neither will you.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:28 |
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http://time.com/2991835/man-tries-to-kill-a-spider-and-ends-up-burning-his-house-down/
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:28 |
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kill yourself and let it take over
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:28 |
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fire is not always th3 best solution
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:29 |
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have agatha christy drive her car into a lake
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:30 |
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I'm seriously phobic of bees. Usually when this happens once or twice a year I grab my laptop and phone and evacuate the room until the next day.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:32 |
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shoot a gun at it
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:32 |
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have you been stung by a wasp? its quite unpleasant
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:32 |
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wasps actually bite with their penises as only the males sting. hth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:33 |
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keep all windows closed at all times
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:34 |
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Darf posted:wasps actually bite with their penises as only the males sting. hth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hot
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:36 |
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I find telling them I use generic products gets them to leave quite quickly.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:39 |
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Darf posted:wasps actually bite with their penises as only the males sting. hth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in and out in and out
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 00:42 |
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I like how ants will reap the remains.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:10 |
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take away her credit cards and keep the fridge stocked with hard alcohol
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:12 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:http://time.com/2991835/man-tries-to-kill-a-spider-and-ends-up-burning-his-house-down/
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:14 |
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invite in a negro. the wasp will promptly excuse him or herself
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:15 |
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Leave your door open.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:47 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:http://time.com/2991835/man-tries-to-kill-a-spider-and-ends-up-burning-his-house-down/ this one is better http://time.com/2941320/kansas-woman-sets-house-on-fire-to-kill-spider/ quote:. According to the Hutchinson News, 34-year-old Ginny M. Griffith’s Macgyvered form of pest control (lighting towels on fire throughout her house) was rewarded with an arrest and aggravated arson charges. She is being held on a $7,500 bond.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:51 |
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Its the wasps room now.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 01:53 |
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wasps can afford nicer things
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:02 |
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If you don't have one of those electric zapper things just spray it with some deoderant, it fucks with it's wing membranes or something. It will now be unable to dodge when you crush it with a book. I know the likelihood of goons having deoderant is slim, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:19 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:If you don't have one of those electric zapper things just spray it with some deoderant, it fucks with it's wing membranes or something. It will now be unable to dodge when you crush it with a book. who the fuk uses spray on deodorant
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:34 |
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toggle posted:have you been stung by a wasp? its quite unpleasant i stepped on a dying wasp one time. without shoes. while running. i couldn't walk on that foot for like a week.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:36 |
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if you can't fight a half dozen wasps off at once with a broom without taking a single sting, you are weak and deserve whatever the wasp has in store for you i have a nest of wasps between my window and screen that i allow to live there so that, from time to time, i can keep my warrior spirit honed by allowing them inside
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:39 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:who the fuk uses spray on deodorant Because it doubles as wasp imobilizer, duh!
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:41 |
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but to answer your question op just roll up a thin book or something like that and smash that fucker when it lands on something. dont let it see your shadow as you approach and it isn't that hard unless you're a massive pussy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:42 |
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tell it obama won a third term then give lock it in the room with a gallon of merlot and a box of prescription drugs
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:54 |
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how about man up op lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:55 |
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All I want to to be able to not have to worry about bees indoors. I think A straight, white male living in America should be able to have that much secured for him in life.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:55 |
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if you had more spiders indoors theyd have handled that bitch rear end wasp by now
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 02:58 |
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Last summer I was mowing towards the back of my property and as I was riding around one of the pine trees I encountered what I later found out was a giant rear end in a top hat hive. I didn't see any of them actually fly towards me... just hot, stingy pain out of nowhere. I jumped off my tractor and ran inside while the little bitch and his friends kept stinging the gently caress out of my rear end, balls and neck.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 03:55 |
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If you squirt it with some water it will fall down and be unable to fly momentarily. Then you can smoosh it with a shoe.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 03:58 |
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Wimp. Grab a solo cup from the keg and use it to cover the wasp. Then slide a piece of thick paper under the cup, and transport the wasp outside, where she can live the wasp life God intended.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 04:25 |
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wd40 will kill a wasp. ask me anything about genociding wasps
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 04:33 |
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i keep wasp spray in my car for self defense against man and arthropod
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 04:34 |
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Slap the wasp out of the sky with your dick, then move in for the kill and crush it with your balls.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 12:09 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:46 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Last summer I was mowing towards the back of my property and as I was riding around one of the pine trees I encountered what I later found out was a giant rear end in a top hat hive. I didn't see any of them actually fly towards me... just hot, stingy pain out of nowhere. I jumped off my tractor and ran inside while the little bitch and his friends kept stinging the gently caress out of my rear end, balls and neck. Why were you mowing your lawn while naked?
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