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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

interwhat posted:

No, we aren't more "evolutionarily successful" we just got better at keeping our broods alive when they shouldn't have made it anyway. We will over populate the planet until we are all loving dead so explain to me how that's not retarded.

Until humanity is extinct that's evolutionary success dumbass.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

interwhat posted:

No, we aren't more "evolutionarily successful" we just got better at keeping our broods alive when they shouldn't have made it anyway. We will over populate the planet until we are all loving dead so explain to me how that's not retarded.

hrm

RonJeremysBalzac
Jul 29, 2004

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Homo Homo Sapiens - Like twice the Homo.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
would it be beastiality to have sex with humans non-human ancestors? Asking for a friend

naem
May 29, 2011

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

our ancestors rolled higher wisdom, while we have higher intelligence. different modifiers.

I have a plus one to stealth and a 15% chance of infravision

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Our ancestors knew how to drink, gently caress and kill each other like proper folk!

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

interwhat posted:

No, we aren't more "evolutionarily successful" we just got better at keeping our broods alive when they shouldn't have made it anyway. We will over populate the planet until we are all loving dead so explain to me how that's not retarded.

lmao ur gonna feel real dumb when you get to community college

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
more evidence that gbs is one big family

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Nefarious posted:

lmao ur gonna feel real dumb when you get to community college

I actually feel more confident that you'll be known as moron.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

lmao ur gonna feel real dumb when you get to community college

if it wasnt for communityh colleg eis would never have learned how to build bricks out of my own poo poo,homeowner anyone??

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

redshirt posted:

I mean "knows how to do things in the world" smart.

Meh. Bring one of them into the current world and tell them to get you a Starbucks and set up your powerpoint and teleconference? They just stand there like idiots.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Inevitable posted:



lmao at this scrub

that motherfucker is sad that he doesn't get to watch the new Star Wars

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
ill bet they ate better than we do

RonJeremysBalzac
Jul 29, 2004
Lots of poorly processed grain and tubers that ground their teeth flat.

naem
May 29, 2011

There's a pretty good and unintentionally hilarious cave man movie on Netflix called Quest for Fire, with Ron pearlman p good fyi

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Inevitable posted:

Most of them didn't have air conditioning, starbucks or verbal language, lmao


gently caress those dead people, they were poo poo

ive never lived anywhere with air conditioning...

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
please gently caress me

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

naem posted:

There's a pretty good and unintentionally hilarious cave man movie on Netflix called Quest for Fire, with Ron pearlman p good fyi

ok cool hang on while i check this out


*kills self instead*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

naem posted:

There's a pretty good and unintentionally hilarious cave man movie on Netflix called Quest for Fire, with Ron pearlman p good fyi

Imagine how crazy fire must have been to the first people who met it .

I assume many got burnt before people figured out you can't eat it.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Inevitable posted:



lmao at this scrub

He doesn't even look like he lifts

Probably cross fit

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
For real, there was a time in the past where a dude was the first person ever to see the ocean. Or a giraffe. Or a volcano. Or a meteorite.

poo poo must have been extremely trippy.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Inevitable posted:




lookit them dsl

Cave shakira.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

before you take another sip of that Haterade, I suggest you read a little book called "Guns, Germs, and Steel"

Jared Diamond is a loving hack

Youre an idiot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Waroduce posted:

Jared Diamond is a loving hack

Youre an idiot

LOL. Got an expert here.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
gently caress homos

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Rambling Robot posted:

ive never lived anywhere with air conditioning...

congrats on being a modern day retard then

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

There's a pretty good and unintentionally hilarious cave man movie on Netflix called Quest for Fire, with Ron pearlman p good fyi

Aren't Jews supposed to have some of the highest Neanderthal DNA? If so great casting

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Dinosaur Gum

Stoic Commie posted:

gently caress them all



Never knew Don Cheadle had long hair.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mange Mite posted:

Aren't Jews supposed to have some of the highest Neanderthal DNA? If so great casting

No it's Norwegians/swedes.

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