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madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Gabe Newell is a dumb bitch retard

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

madeupfred posted:

Gabe Newell is a dumb bitch retard

Well done not fat shaming him, op

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i read that thread on reddit too

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
For $200, I will go to Gabe Newell's house and beat his gay rear end.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gaben is a self-actualized human being

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

etalian posted:

Gaben is a self-actualized human being

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

he's a rich man who is seemingly good-natured.

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Please Kickstart my Insane Brutal murder of Gaben Newell.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
LOL that he only replied to, like, 2 questions in that thread.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



im selling pre-gaben skyrim mods for pennies on the dollar, pm if interested (bitcoin only)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskEciHZbjs

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

madeupfred posted:

Gabe Newell is a dumb bitch retard

he is a billionaire and did it entirely through making bad video games and a stupid PC gaming service. Without it PC gaming would be dead. So he is at least a little bit smart.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


never noticed before but what's up with those stockings

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i am gabe newell ama

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


Valve is private tho

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Reddit posted:

GabeNewellBellevueConfirmed Valve CEO[S] -1994 points 5 hours ago

Actually money is how the community steers work.

well this was a bad idea

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


Concerned Citizen posted:

i am gabe newell ama

Why, Gabe? Why?

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Concerned Citizen posted:

i am gabe newell ama

What was it like to kill video games.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

madeupfred posted:

What was it like to kill video games.

it feels good. i have hated video games since dota 2 and now i wish to end them forever

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Concerned Citizen posted:

it feels good. i have hated video games since dota 2 and now i wish to end them forever

Just DOTA 2? Wasn't way sooner then that? I imagined it happened around Half-Life 2.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
so i just found out that valve is hitler what a world

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Concerned Citizen posted:

i am gabe newell ama

How do you wipe your rear end

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

How do you wipe your rear end

dollar bills i stole from the puny hands of skyrim modders

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
if you want to see the future of video games, please read my favorite book. atlas shrugged

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Let me be completely serious here for a minute.

I think it's absolutely disgusting that there's multiple large communities that literally deify Gabe Newell, the Steam client and buying Steam games. If having paid mods will make some of those people re-evaluate their choices, it's a win in my opinion.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
WHO IS YOUR GOD, NOW?!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lol if you get mad at video games. Play with some pussy instead.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I said come in! posted:

he is a billionaire and did it entirely through making bad video games and a stupid PC gaming service. Without it PC gaming would be dead. So he is at least a little bit smart.
partly due to valve's efforts, chip's challenge 2 is finally seeing an official release next month

gaben is a hero and a saint

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
i will posion that fat mans pizzas


the era of peecee gaymen is dead

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

not a hoverhand in sight

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

So... His gut is so big it forces his legs apart like that?

Jesus loving christ, why would someone let their body get that way?

It makes me really sad and freaked out.

:smith:

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

TontoCorazon posted:

Lol if you get mad at video games. Play with some pussy instead.

:smith:

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
i am the red pen in foreground.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
remember when gabe was asked how he feels about half life 3 jokes on reddit and his reply was that everytime someone makes a half life joke they didnt make a fat joke so it's good

lmao, guy loving owns

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

psyopmonkey posted:

So... His gut is so big it forces his legs apart like that?

Jesus loving christ, why would someone let their body get that way?

It makes me really sad and freaked out.

:smith:

man worth billions of dollars doesn't need looks and a hb to attract women

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

psyopmonkey posted:

So... His gut is so big it forces his legs apart like that?

Jesus loving christ, why would someone let their body get that way?

It makes me really sad and freaked out.

:smith:

That's a really old picture now, I think he has been losing weight.

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

psyopmonkey posted:

So... His gut is so big it forces his legs apart like that?

Jesus loving christ, why would someone let their body get that way?

It makes me really sad and freaked out.

:smith:

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